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Game host and creator of Apple Crash, my favorite casino game that I definitely haven’t lost millions of gil to. Game host, security guy, and the most adorable hrothgar you’ll ever meet. Manages to show up all over Eorzea. Resident DJ and manager of

All DAK infantry can repair vehicles slowly, but for quick repairs you’ll want a recovery half-track. It can even repair completely wrecked vehicles, regardless of what faction they belong to, making it an immensely powerful unit. The Panzer III medi

This historically important town changed hands a lot during the war. Allied forces took it from the Italians in ’41, and we’ll encounter it as the DAK tries to reclaim it the same year (before losing it to the Allies again in ’42). Considered Rommel’

There’s a lot less cover in the desert, so you’ll really need to rely on smoke to obscure the enemy’s line of sight. You’ll only start with a couple of infantry squads, so take good care of them. With fleeting cover and open spaces, you need to keep

When they’re not stalking Turtles by moonlight, you can find the Foot Clan praying for 5pm to come sooner. Rigged games of chance ready to bamboozle our hapless heroes? Why wouldn’t you want a ninja on duty here? Taking over a mall is a lot of work.

Heaven loves an hourglass physique, regardless of gender. The tighter the better. Every Neon is forced into a skull mask, loaded with a bomb should they get unruly. Marble plazas and bleached courtyards demand a stark white look that blows in a heave

From the episode Night of the Dark Turtle. An invading alien warlord, still hanging out at the museum he was first defeated in. From Invasion of the Punk Frogs. Attila, Genghis, Napoleon, and Rasputin—a team of mutant teens that dole out sidequests.

Simple, stylish, pretty much useless. Still better than fists. Blast baddies with an assault rifle, whose grenade can send you flying. A simple handgun that lets you jump a second time. Boing! This SMG lets you immediately slam the ground with explos

Shoots three yellow lightning bolts in a spread pattern, which can be narrowed by holding the lock button. Handy for covering a wide area. Fires an expanding curve of blue tornadoes that spreads upwards. Perfect if your target is above and to the sid

1. Wow I really, really love sharks. 2. Sacré bleu, is that a shark? 3. I am so honored to have met a shark. 4. Wait, that’s just a sea bass. ■

Has two guns, fingerless gloves, very long hair, and a lovely hat. That cute little dragon will tear you a new one if you let it. Wields powerful winds. Probably nothing to do with his fibre intake. Uses a variety of enormous guns. Why didn’t anybody

Striker was traumatized as a child, and wants to kick the crap out of Grappler. In her story, Enchantress uses her childlike appearance (and magic teddies) to her advantage. The guy on the right is Hitman, but sadly, this isn’t Agent 47 before he wen

Cool and quiet, Nick holds feelings for arty Abi, and she him, but neither is making the first move. An internet influencer, she’s just broken off her summer fling with jock Jacob, who won’t admit it’s over. The camp’s disc-jockey has a thing for the

Type: Weapon Specifically you want a version of this SMG with the Incandescent perk. This means when you kill an enemy, it spreads the Scorch burn effect to nearby foes. Type: Armor Now that we have a way to apply Scorch, let’s increase the damage. T

Playing co-op or against other players, you can join in the fun. He’s not evil, he’s just misunderstood. But he does want to eat brains and throw his head. Nothing beats stopping a survivor from escaping with a perfectly timed run as a Tank. Rise fro

This two-volume parable follows a man in love with a dead woman who he’s only seen in a statue. Knowing only her name, or so he thinks, he attempts to bring her back to life. Bad idea. Sheogorath always brings the goods. The loopy Daedric Prince of M

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Nothing’s that urgent on that Chrome tab with your favorite subreddit open on it, so shut one down. Let’s be honest with ourselves for a minute—it’s doing nothing for gaming performance, is it? Do your retinas and your current account a favor and tur

Modern CPUs and GPUs throttle up and down depending on their usage. That makes for moving goalposts when you’re fiddling with values, and results in questionable returns. You might technically have a higher GPU clockspeed after overclocking, but once