Hey HBs! It's The Lord St. Vincent PART 2! In which the marriage is CONSUMATED, they finish their roadtrip, Evie is in big danger, and the couple strikes a bargain: 3 months of celibacy for lifelong sexytimes and fidelity. Woo!  Bonus Content: Erin is "a reader" on Fated Mates because her twitter bio didn't include Heaving Bosoms, we plan St. Vincent Day (4/2!), we can't say the word dick, Mel's plan to seduce St. Vincent as the Michelin Man, the batman, Evie is an anti-masker, Melody is a Horse Girl, the gals give real good advice about space travel, and so much more!  Lady Loves:  Melody: Don't fall for facebook ads about facial suckers that will give you hickeys! Face hickeys!  Erin: Coconut shrimp, no!, Chicken Fritta at the Olive Garden! Fried chicken on noodles! Episode Sponsor: Warmer In the Winter, a new role playing game where you and your friends ARE IN A HALLMARK MOVIE. Go support the Kickstarter!   Follow @HEAapologist on twitter for more sick burns and romance enthusiasm! Subscribe! Rate! Review! Tell all your friends :) Get more content on PATREON GET LIMITED MERCH of "Stay Golden, Horny Girl!" All proceeds benefit The National Coalition Against Domestic Violence. MERCH! Teepublic, Chicaloo Kate, Redbubble And follow our socials:  Instagram: @heavingbosoms Twitter: @heaving_bosoms Facebook