The merc with the mouth is back and he's everything you imagined and more. Is that a good or a bad thing, only you can decide. 
Original Review:
Deadpool is a characterﾠunlike anything you've ever seen before... If you're expecting to see a typical super hero type story then you're probably in the wrong movie. This is a love story, you're probably thinking "WHAT???" but I'm serious. It's not all lovey dovey and butterflies but there are unicorns. I'm probably confusing you even further, this is definitely not the typical hero movie but it is one of the funniest comedies that has been released in the last decade. Now saying that, the comedy that is in here will not appeal to all, most of it is adult based (what am I saying... It's all adult based). There is blood and gore, nudity, and strong language, so if that offends you, you might want to sit this one out. Though if you are one who can appreciate this off the wall version of Marvel (whether or not you've read the comics), then be prepared to laugh until you can't breathe. All because a man that was out of options saw an opportunity and became more than he could have ever imagined. In the midst of this comedic tale lies something special that will leave you craving more. Make sure and stay through the credits for some special surprises... A story that is to be enjoyed in all of its depravity, that is as timeless as it is funny. Come experience it for yourself, just be prepared for the content.
Notes:
12 bullets or bust, 127 hours, 200 pound sack of assholes named francis where would i hide, 24/7 ball gags brownie mix and clown porn, 7348 red ledge dr, a testicle with teeth, agent smith, amix heavy lift, angel dust, arcade ticket taker, atomic fiction, ayzee, bad deadpool, beeba boys, blind al, blow job kahlua baileys and whipped cream, blur studio, boothe, brad archie, butter face, cancer in spanish is el cancer, cancer is only in my liver lungs prostate and brain all things i can live without, captain deadpool, careless whisper, cock thistle, conquer an enemy, crocs big rubber masturbating shoes, daffodil daydream, dead pool, deadpool, directed by an overpaid tool, dopinder, dryfart, dryfuck, e98421 taxi, ease up on the bedazzling their jeans not a chandelier, fat gandalf, feiges pizza, flight deck guard, frangry half afraid half angry, fucking mutant, garbage truck driver, gods perfect idiot, good deadpool, hakuna his tatas, hashtag it, haunted segway tours, have you ever heard david beckham speak he sounds like he mouth fucked a can of helium, he got ajax from the dish soap, heavens gate looking mother fucker, hey guys lets get out there and make a difference, i didnt just get the cure to el cancer i got the cure to el everything, i got bit by a radioactive sharpei, i pity the dude that pressures her into prom sex, im just a bad guy that gets paid to fuck up worse guys, im touching myself tonight, its a face id be happy to sit on, its like the studio couldnt afford another x man, its time to put balls in holes, ive never said this but dont swallow, less angry rosie odonnell, liam neeson nightmare, life is an endless series of train wrecks with brief commercial breaks, long sullen silence, love is a beautiful thing, make a sacrifice, mama june after yoga, marvel, maximum effort, mean comment, mega sonic, mega sonic teenage warhead, merc with a mouth, midnight showing off blade 2, mr pool, mutated cells, negasonic teenage warhead, not a good one like slap chop more like shake weighty, one legged man in an ass kicking contest, one thing that never survives this place is a sense of humor, please dont make the super suit green or animated, pool hall, receiving a dutch oven from meredith baxter berney, ripley from alien 3, rock meet bottom, ryan reynolds, ryan reynolds naked, save a friend, shit emoji, shitsberg, sister margarets waywards home for wayward girls, skullpoopl, smells like old lady pants in here, so bad guys cant see me bleed, s