- Born
- Birth nameMilton Hywel Jones
- Milton Jones was born in 1964 in London, England, UK. He is an actor and writer, known for Moon 44 (1990), Planet Mirth (1997) and The Strangerers (2000).
- Puns delivered in a deadpan style while feigning confusion
- Having more than the usual number of Grandfathers.
- In 1996 he won the Perrier Best Newcomer Award at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival
- Six months before he died my Grandmother covered my Grandfather's back with Lard. After that he went downhill very quickly.
- Anyone here... I used to go out with? [No!] Still hurts?
- Somewhere between Murder and Suicide there's a place called Merseyside...
- I am the Messiah and the Queen is a Biscuit.
- My earliest memory is of seeing my Mother's beautiful face through the oven window.
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