Review of Scream Queen Hot Tub Party

Five gorgeous 80's trash horror scream queens get together at a remote creepy mansion, share a hot tub, and discuss the subtle intimate details of hacking it in blithely low-grade sleazy exploitation fare. Each one of these lovely ladies gets to show off a certain exceptional skill (and take their clothes off, too!). Slinky Brinke Stevens demonstrates the proper scream queen way to take a shower. Bountiful Monique Gabrielle does the intensely erotic Dance of the Vampiress. Adorable Kelli Maroney of "Night of the Comet" fame works out while topless. Ample Michelle Bauer illustrates the correct way to handle a chainsaw. Foxy Roxanne Kernohan gets attacked by a lecherous monster in her basement. Pasqueal Galapagos' generic spooky ooga-booga score, the dumb campy humor, the goofy sound effects, the deliciously abundant gratuitous nudity, Murphey Scott's static master shot-ridden cinematography, and choice cheesy clips from such fabulous fright flicks as "The Slumber Party Massacre," "Evil Toons," "Hard to Die," "Sorority House Massacre II," and the immortal "Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers" further enhance the infectiously inane and sexy merriment. Jim Wynorski and Fred Olen Ray deserve a plethora of awards and accolades for deftly crafting this wonderfully leering'n'lascivious piece of outright schlock. A true work of extremely exquisite and incisive cinematic art.