- Jasper Whyte: If there's anything else you want, just ask for it.
- The Fake Doris Waverly: Oh you're dear granddad!
- Jasper Whyte: Fiddlesticks! I mean fiddlesticks! I'm an old grouch!
- [in walks Elvira with a tray]
- Jasper Whyte: And who wouldn't be with alot of old mummies walking around!