- Mrs. Gilley: Picture show's on Tuesday.
- Jim Pearson: What's showing Tuesday?
- Mrs. Gilley: Some picture with Bob Hope in it.
- Jim Pearson: I'll wait 'til a week from Tuesday.
- Dr. Joseph McRory: Meddling? A man tries to squeeze a little brains into the narrow, pig-headed skull of yours and you call it meddling.
- Jim Pearson: Doctor, I don't think I could stay for a fortnight, but I'll tell you what I'll do.
- Dr. Joseph McRory: What?
- Jim Pearson: I'll stay a couple of weeks.
- Nat Dorkas: Used about 20 cents worth of gas getting out here.
- Jim Pearson: Well, I'll take your temperature sometime, on the house.
- Dr. Joseph McRory: To be honest, I wouldn't trust you with my dog.
- Jim Pearson: Where did you acquire your Yankee accent?
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