- Abe Brown: [after he has - allegedly - passed his medical examination with flying colours] Well, isn't everyone disappointed?
- Abe Brown: You brainless little lapdog, I never had any intention of putting you on the board. We've already got someone to make the tea.
- George Aisgill: Look, Joseph. When Alice died I was glad. Didn't you know that? She was a nymphomaniac. Didn't you know that? The truth is she could never get enough. Didn't you know that?
- Joe Lampton: The other morning, I realised that if Harry had met me when I was a lad delivering newspapers, he would have snubbed me!
- Mrs. Brown: Pas devant...
- Joe Lampton: Pardon?
- Mrs. Brown: ... les domestiques!
- Mrs. Brown: I don't understand your sort. You say you want a better life but then when you do step up a peg or two, you hate yourself for it.