The Fortune Cookie (1966)

Maryesther Denver: Ugly Nurse

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• Willie Gingrich : Whatever happened to all those beautiful nurses you see on television? Would you mind leaving us alone for a little while?

  Ugly Nurse : I'd be delighted.

• Ugly Nurse : Breakfast. I thought you might like some nice stewed prunes. We must keep regular.

• Harry Hinkle : I don't want that. Would you take it away? Take everything away.

  Ugly Nurse : Are you sure?

  Harry Hinkle : You eat it.

  Ugly Nurse : Don't you even want the fortune cookie? Come on. You've got to open your fortune cookie.

  Harry Hinkle : Oh...

  Willie Gingrich : What does it say?

  Harry Hinkle : "You can fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all the time..."

  Willie Gingrich : Let me see that. Those Chinese. What do they know?