Paul Curran credited as playing...
Mr. Cooper Senior
- Mr. Cooper Senior: [on his deathbed] You're just a shallow, dull, pretentious...
- Dennis Cooper: Father!
- Mr. Cooper Senior: ...little stocktaker!
- Dennis Cooper: Oh, father, you're delirious. You don't know what you're saying.
- Mr. Cooper Senior: Oh yes, I do, you, you whimpering, snotty-nosed, cretinous oaf! I've wanted to say this for years.
- Dennis Cooper: Father, we're not alone.
- Mr. Cooper Senior: You're everything I despise!
- Dennis Cooper: [to the other villagers gathered around the bed] Dad's raving, I'm afraid.
- Villager: No, he's not.