Never Say Never Again (1983)

Rowan Atkinson: Nigel Small-Fawcett

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• [Last lines] 

  [Small-Fawcett is thrown into the pool by James Bond] 

  Small-Fawcett : I'm sorry, Mr. Bond. I obviously caught you in a bad moment.

  James Bond : M sent you!

  Small-Fawcett : Only to plead for your return, Sir. M says that without you in the service, he fears for the security of the civilized world.

  James Bond : Never again.

  Domino Petachi : Never?

  [they hug and Bond winks to the audience] 

• Small-Fawcett : Nigel Small-Fawcett. British Embassy. Nassau.

  James Bond : How do you do, Nigel?

  Small-Fawcett : Sorry I'm late. But, as you're one of these undercover johnnies, I took the precaution of not being followed.

  James Bond : And that's why you shouted my name across the harbor.

  Small-Fawcett : Oh, God! Did I? Oh, I'm sorry. Damn! Damn! Sorry, I'm rather new to all this.

• James Bond : What's the score with Largo?

  Small-Fawcett : Oh, he's highly visible in these parts. Enormously wealthy. Owns the biggest boat in the Caribbean...

  James Bond : You've met him?

  Small-Fawcett : Yes. He's charming. I mean - foreign. But, charming, nonetheless.

• Small-Fawcett : You're not going to make any trouble, are you Mr. Bond? Let's face it. Your reputation has proceeded you.

  James Bond : Do I look like the sort of man who would make trouble?

  Small-Fawcett : Well, yes, frankly. And you're going to jeopardize the tourists trade if you start going around killing people.

• James Bond : [to lady angler]  What are you hoping to catch?

  Lady in Bahamas : Something about six foot two, hundred and ninety pounds, with brown eyes.

  James Bond : Well, why bother going to sea?

  [she chuckles] 

  Small-Fawcett : [approaching through crowd]  Mr. Bond! I say, Mr. Bond!

  Lady in Bahamas : Catch you later, perhaps.

  James Bond : Right.

• Small-Fawcett : Jolly good!