Never Say Never Again (1983)
Sean Connery: James Bond
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Quotes
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Fatima Blush : You know that making love to Fatima was the greatest pleasure of your life.
James Bond : Well, to be perfectly honest, there was this girl in Philadelphia...
Fatima Blush : SHUT UP!
[beat]
Fatima Blush : *I* am the best.
James Bond : Yes. Yes, you're right. In fact, i was going to put you in my memoirs as "Number One".
Fatima Blush : Right.
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James Bond : Still here, Moneypenny? You should be in bed.
Miss Moneypenny : James, we *both* should be!
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Nurse : Mr. Bond, I need a urine sample. If you could fill this beaker for me?
James Bond : From here?
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Fatima Blush : Write! Now write this: "The greatest rapture in my life was afforded to me on a boat in Nassau by Fatima Blush. Signed, James Bond, 007."
James Bond : I just remembered. It's against Service policy for agents to give endorsements.
Fatima Blush : *Write!*
James Bond : Right now?
Fatima Blush : Right *now.*
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Largo : [Bond has defeated Largo at 'Domination'] It seems like I underestimated you. $267,000.
James Bond : I'll settle for one dance with Domino.
Largo : So. Do you lose as gracefully as you win?
James Bond : I don't know, I've never lost.
Largo : This game has been played, and *I* have lost. That's it.
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[Fatima Blush lands in James Bond's arms when she water-skis up the ramp to the bar]
Fatima Blush : Oh, how reckless of me. I made you all wet.
James Bond : Yes, but my martini is still dry. My name is James.
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Q : Good to see you, Mr. Bond. Things've been awfully dull 'round here. Bureaucrats running the whole place. Everything done by the book. Can't make a decision unless the computer gives you the go-ahead. Now you're on this. I hope we're going to have some gratuitous sex and violence!
James Bond : I certainly hope so too.
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M : Too many free radicals. That's your problem.
James Bond : "Free radicals," sir?
M : Yes. They're toxins that destroy the body and the brain, caused by eating too much red meat and white bread. Too many dry martinis!
James Bond : Then I shall cut out the white bread, sir.
M : Oh, you'll do more than THAT, 007. From now on you will be suffering a strict regimen of diet and exercise; we shall PURGE those toxins from you!
James Bond : Shrublands?
M : You got it!
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Miss Moneypenny : Have you got an assignment, James?
James Bond : Yes, Moneypenny. I'm to eliminate all free radicals.
Miss Moneypenny : Ooh. Do be careful.
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Patricia : Lentil delight, dandelion salad, goat's cheese.
James Bond : Beluga caviar, quails eggs, vodka, foie gras - Strasbourg.
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M : I send you to a health farm to get yourself in shape! Instead you DEMOLISH it! Now I've had to notify the local police, get a minister to muzzle the press, and allocate a sizable chunk of my meager budget to renovating the establishment!
James Bond : A man DID try to kill me, sir.
M : Oh! Caught you seducing his wife, did he?
James Bond : No, sir, not at all. But, in fact, I did lose 4 lbs and God knows how many free radicals.
M : [slams the table] That is the KIND of attitude that tempts me to suspend you, 007!
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Doctor at Shrublands : Miss Fearing tells me you're making fine progress. But, I must say, you're looking a bit peaked this morning.
James Bond : I was up all night.
Doctor at Shrublands : Don't overdo it. A herbal enema should fix you up.
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Largo : Are you a man who enjoys games?
James Bond : Depends with whom I'm playing.
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James Bond : My name is Bond.
Patricia : Oh, you're Mr. Bond. I believe I'm having you in half an hour.
James Bond : Oh, splendid. Your room or mine?
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James Bond : You're marvelously well equipped.
Fatima Blush : Thank you, James. So are you.
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James Bond : Is it far to the reef?
Fatima Blush : It's far enough. We've got time to kill.
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Receptionist at Health Spa : Bon jour, Monsieur.
James Bond : Do you serve men here?
Receptionist at Health Spa : But, of course. Some men more than others.
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Domino Petachi : That feels *so* good.
James Bond : It certainly does.
Domino Petachi : Excuse me?
James Bond : It *certainly does* need it. You have slight lesions in the upper vertebrae.
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[Last lines]
[Small-Fawcett is thrown into the pool by James Bond]
Small-Fawcett : I'm sorry, Mr. Bond. I obviously caught you in a bad moment.
James Bond : M sent you!
Small-Fawcett : Only to plead for your return, Sir. M says that without you in the service, he fears for the security of the civilized world.
James Bond : Never again.
Domino Petachi : Never?
[they hug and Bond winks to the audience]
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James Bond : Is it conceivable that he could have used a false eye?
M : Oh, do come along, Bond! Let's think of a more logical explanation, shall we?
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James Bond : Commander Pederson, are you equipped with the new XT-7B's?
Captain Pederson : That's Top Secret! How do you know about them?
James Bond : From a Russian translation of one of your service manuals. Sorry, old boy.
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James Bond : What's the Americans' story on how the damn things were stolen?
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James Bond : I won't need one of these where I'm going.
Q : Where's that or - are you not allowed to say?
James Bond : The Bahamas.
Q : Oh, lucky, bloody you!
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Small-Fawcett : Nigel Small-Fawcett. British Embassy. Nassau.
James Bond : How do you do, Nigel?
Small-Fawcett : Sorry I'm late. But, as you're one of these undercover johnnies, I took the precaution of not being followed.
James Bond : And that's why you shouted my name across the harbor.
Small-Fawcett : Oh, God! Did I? Oh, I'm sorry. Damn! Damn! Sorry, I'm rather new to all this.
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James Bond : What exactly are we going down for?
Fatima Blush : Sport - and a little fun.
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James Bond : You appear tense.
Fatima Blush : You affect me, James.
James Bond : Well, that's bad. Going down, one should always be relaxed.
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James Bond : With due respect, I played the war games for two weeks and only got killed once.
M : Twice. You've forgotten the land mine on the Black Sea beach.
James Bond : Correction, sir. I lost both legs. I did not die.
M : [Unimpressed] You were *immobilized.*
James Bond : It can never be the same playing with blanks. It is somewhat different in the field. With your life on the line... your adrenaline gives you an edge.
M : But is your edge sharp enough? That's the difference between a "Double-0" and a corpse.
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James Bond : [In the lab, curious about yet another one of Q's interesting little spy gadgets] What is this for?
Q : I'll show you. You unscrew it... then stick it up your nose.
Q : [as he sticks the inhaler up his nose and sniffs] For my sinus.
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Q : Rather tasty this is. It looks like a watch, but, it's really a laser. It keeps perfect time.
James Bond : But, for how long?
Q : At least your lifetime.
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James Bond : C'est la vie.
Domino Petachi : C'est la vie?
James Bond : Such is life.
Domino Petachi : Such is life.
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James Bond : We're both humble servants of the Crown, Alge.
Q : If the CIA made me an offer, I'd be off like a shot! Unlimited resources. Air conditioning. Twenty-eight flavors of ice cream in the restaurant.
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James Bond : What's the score with Largo?
Small-Fawcett : Oh, he's highly visible in these parts. Enormously wealthy. Owns the biggest boat in the Caribbean...
James Bond : You've met him?
Small-Fawcett : Yes. He's charming. I mean - foreign. But, charming, nonetheless.
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Small-Fawcett : You're not going to make any trouble, are you Mr. Bond? Let's face it. Your reputation has proceeded you.
James Bond : Do I look like the sort of man who would make trouble?
Small-Fawcett : Well, yes, frankly. And you're going to jeopardize the tourists trade if you start going around killing people.
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Fatima Blush : Hello, James. I'm Fatima Blush.
James Bond : You ski very well.
Fatima Blush : I do many things very well.
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Leiter : It's gonna be your ass, James.
James Bond : Thank you.
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James Bond : Now, hard or soft - massage?
Domino Petachi : Hard, please.
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Domino Petachi : Oh! Could you go a little lower, please?
James Bond : Lower?
Domino Petachi : Yes, please. Yes. Oh, right there. Oh, it feels *so* good!
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James Bond : Hello, again. I do owe you an explanation. My name is Bond, James Bond. May I offer you a drink?
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James Bond : Vodka on the rocks, please.
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James Bond : [about one of Q's spy gadgets: a pen that shoots a lethally explosive charge] You could write a very binding contract with this.
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James Bond : [to lady angler] What are you hoping to catch?
Lady in Bahamas : Something about six foot two, hundred and ninety pounds, with brown eyes.
James Bond : Well, why bother going to sea?
[she chuckles]
Small-Fawcett : [approaching through crowd] Mr. Bond! I say, Mr. Bond!
Lady in Bahamas : Catch you later, perhaps.
James Bond : Right.
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Fatima Blush : What brings you to Nassau, James?
James Bond : I'm fishing.
Fatima Blush : For what?
James Bond : Anything I can get.
Fatima Blush : I know the best waters. I'd be very happy to show them to you.
James Bond : Now why would you want to do that?
Fatima Blush : [mysterious smile] I'd like you to find what you're looking for.
James Bond : [takes sip of his drink] I'm all yours.
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James Bond : Your brother's dead. Keep dancing!
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James Bond : Since you took over, sir, you've had little use for the "Double-O"s. I've spent most of my time teaching, not doing.
M : It's no secret I hold your methods in much less regard than my illustrious predecessor did. But my duty is to keep you up to par.
