- [first lines]
- Stacy: Wanda, the creep broke up with you over your answering machine.
- Wanda Saknussemm: I just want to know why he broke up.
- Stacy: He doesn't like you.
- Wanda Saknussemm: Thanks, Stacy.
- Stacy: You should have gone blonder.
- Wanda Saknussemm: I can change. I want to change. Just tell me what you don't like about me.
- Robbie: You won't change, Wanda.
- Wanda Saknussemm: Please, Robbie. Give me a chance. What don't you like about me and I'll change.
- Robbie: Alright! Your glasses make you look stupid. Your hair's ugly. You dress like a nerd. You walk like a clod. And your voice gives me a headache. Is that enough?
- Mambino: Big confidence from an alien - who walks like a troll, dresses like a worm, and has the voice that gives everyone a headache.
- Charmin': OK, maybe I might help you. It's only because I'm a sucker for big-boned dolls in trouble.
- Wanda Saknussemm: Will I ever see you again?
- Charmin': You never know, Wanda. Crazy. Another time, another place. Now go on. Get out of here. Another time, another place.
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