- Jade: My first wife used to mow the lawn stark naked.
- Rowdy Abilene: What'd your neighbors say?
- Jade: They said I married her for her money.
- Rowdy Abilene: [laughs, pause] Did you?
- [laughs]
- Rowdy Abilene: [as Colleen jogs away] Hey Colleen! You've got a great ass.
- Colleen: [stops and looks back] So do you pilgrim.
- Jade: [referring to man doing handstand on skateboard] Hang on Rowdy. We got some nutcase in front of us.
- Rowdy Abilene: Man... he must be smoking some heavy doobies.
- Jade: [looking at exploded sex doll] A bazooka, Rowdy?
- Rowdy Abilene: It's the only gun I can hit a moving target with.
- Donna: So tell me, what do you feel?
- Rowdy Abilene: One man's dream is another man's lunch.
- Donna: You son of a bitch!
- Rowdy Abilene: Confucius say, "Man with deadly hands must be very careful while slapping on aftershave."
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