- Clarissa Carlyn: How do you like your tea? Cream, sugar... or do you want me to pee in it?
- Bill Whitney: [after being speechless for a few seconds] You are a class act, Clarissa.
- Dr. Cleveland: How do you feel about your family now, in light of all these recent victories?
- Bill Whitney: My family?
- Dr. Cleveland: Yes.
- Bill Whitney: Uhm... nothing. I mean, I don't think about them, they don't think about me. We're just one big happy family... except for a little incest and psychosis.
- Bill Whitney: I wanna know what happened to Blanchard. And I wanna know what you did to my sister.
- Ferguson: You know the schedule: first, we dine. Then, I fucked your sister. Then, everybody else got so turned on, they fucked her too. As far as bagel-breath Blanchard goes, I ran that low-rent fool right into a pole. Pretty busy week, don't you think?
- Bill Whitney: Fuckin' nightmare.
- Dr. Cleveland: Last night?
- Bill Whitney: My life.
- Dr. Cleveland: Are you scared?
- Bill Whitney: I get scared.
- Dr. Cleveland: Of what?
- Bill Whitney: My parents, my sister... you.
- Dr. Cleveland: Why?
- Bill Whitney: I feel like something's gonna happen. And, if I scratch the surface, they'll be something terrible underneath.
- Dr. Cleveland: It's perfectly normal to experience a certain irrational fear. It's no more than a phase. It'll pass, I assure you.
- Bill Whitney: [takes a bite of an apple; which is infested with maggots and worms]
- Dr. Cleveland: Y'know, you really deserve what's going to happen to you.
- Bill Whitney: What's gonna happen?
- Dr. Cleveland: You're going to make a wonderful contribution to society.
- David Blanchard: You've been living with these people all your life, and you didn't know anything about this?
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