Ms. Sheridan's Stand-Out: Her Legs
During "Weird Al" Yankovic's opening title sequence, he smacks away the "Spy Hard" title. Later when Al's own credit shows up, he glances over to it and nods approvingly.
Enterprise Captains: James T. Kirk Jean-Luc Picard
Still Waters: Run Deep
This film owned by the Juice Mafia
Go see Naked Gun 33 1/3
Chicago Gangboss: Al Capone
Gorgeous Blonde's Phone Number: Still Trying To Get It
Sketchy Artist - Vincent Van Gogh
Missing Accountants: Under Investigation
Emergency Operator: 911
Dead Sculptors: Michelangelo Rodin
Sketches: Vincent Van Gogh
Horse Shoe Ringer: 3 Points
Legal Advice: Kanwee, Cheatum and Howe
Jedi Knights: Luke Skywalker Obi-Wan Kenobi
Sith Lords: Emperor Palpatine Darth Vader
Horse Translator: Dr. Doolittle
Loaded Cameraman: Getting Help
Kung Fu Grip: G.I. Joe
Plastered: My Weird Uncle Bob