- [Instructing Sally to give birth]
- Childbirth Instructor: You didn't get pregnant with your legs closed!
- Angus: Mom, what'd you mean when you said Dorian was your favorite?
- Mrs. Lever: Oh, Angus, I love you both.
- [Holds thumb and forefinger an inch apart]
- Mrs. Lever: It's a difference of *this* much.