Ted McGinley credited as playing...
Leonard Huff
- Chief Umpire: Gentleman, you know the ground rules. So shake hands and let's have a good, clean ballgame.
- [Huff puts out his hand, Gus reluctantly shakes it. He tries to walk away, but Huff won't let him]
- Leonard Huff: I'm going to give you the beating of your life.
- Gus Cantrell: We'll see about that.
- Leonard Huff: Yeah, we will.
- Gus Cantrell: Oh, by the way, some of the guys are wondering where you got your toupee.
- Leonard Huff: This is not a toupee. This is real.
- Gus Cantrell: You can level with me, huh Lenny? Where'd you get it?
- Leonard Huff: [Pulling on his hair] It's real. It's mine.
- Gus Cantrell: Really?
- Leonard Huff: [Still pulling on his hair] It is and it's mine. You see this? Ha-ha. Dumbass.
- Gus Cantrell: [Chuckling as he walks back to his dugout] I'll, uh, tell the guys they were wrong.
- [Huff realizes what he did and why the fans are laughing at him]
- Twins Assistant Coach: [after the Buzz make a comeback] So much for beating them into submission.
- Leonard Huff: Shut up!
- [Huff hurls the baseball he's holding against the wall; it rebounds and knocks him out]
- Twins Assistant Coach: [indifferently] Get the trainer.
- Leonard Huff: That's it, it's over. I'm not a Pirate, I'm not a Yankee, I'm not even a Red Sock. I am a damn Buzz.
- [a player spits in Huff's direction]
- Leonard Huff: Thank you. Bumblebee, yeah, that's what I am, a Buzz.
- Leonard Huff: Do my eyes deceive me? Is that who I think it is?
- Gus Cantrell: [not turning around] Slick guy, overdressed, helmet hair, shit-eating grin?
- Maggie Reynolds: [turning around] You must have eyes in the back of your head.
- Gus Cantrell: Leonard Huff, manager-slash-bullshit artist extraordinaire.
- Leonard Huff: Gentlemen, this is NOT a "should win" or "want to win" situation.
- Gus Cantrell: This is every 8-year-old's dream: play a big-league team in a big-league park.
- Leonard Huff: This is a MUST-WIN SITUATION!
- Gus Cantrell: No force, no push.
- Leonard Huff: [yelling each word individually] BEAT THEM INTO SUBMISSION!
- Gus Cantrell: Just relax. Let's have some fun.
- Leonard Huff: So are you a baseball fan?
- Maggie Reynolds: As a matter of fact, I am.
- Leonard Huff: Well, I manage a team. Minnesota Twins, maybe you've heard of them.
- Gus Cantrell: Hmm, Minnesota Twins, maybe I've heard of them. You asshole.