With Liz going away over the long weekend with her classic literature class, her replacement causes quite a stir with Jim who falls head over heels for her. Memo just wants to figure out where she's from (Jim's a little confused too).
Ricky's finding out what it's like to be financial manager of the Acropolis Now. Jim's "PR" is sending them broke. It seems everyone is getting free meals, free coffees, free anything at all.
Memo's friend, the famous soccer star Danny O'Brien, comes to town. He wants to hook his sister up with Danny. So they go on a date to an "Italian" restaurant where hijinks ensue.