How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)

Adam Goldberg: Tony

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Quotes 

• Ben : Let's take a break because the woman is driving me crazy.

  Tony : Which woman? Andie or Princess Sophia?

• [Andie is holding a tissue in front of Ben's face] 

  Andie : C'mon, blow. Nobody likes a Mr. Sniffles.

  Tony : Yeah, uh, I hate Mr. Sniffles.

• Thayer : That it?

  Tony : That's it?

  Ben : [points to purse on desk]  That's it.

  Tony : Have you looked inside?

  Ben : No.

  Thayer : Do you have an ethical problem with rifling through a woman's purse?

  Ben : Uhh, yeah, I guess I do.

  Tony : Well, it's hardly a purse, dude, it's more like a... clutch or something.

  Ben : Guys, a woman's purse, alright, it's her secret source of power. Alright? There are many dark and dangerous things in there, that we, the male species, should know nothing about.

• Tony : [Andie gives Ben a plaid Burberry button-down shirt]  It looks like the inside of a raincoat.

• Tony : Tone-deaf and drunk is not a good combination.

• Tony : Couples therapy, it'll buy you at least four days.

• Ben : Hanging with her for 10 days is gonna be no problem.

  Tony : Right. That's only nine days longer than you've ever spent with any other chick, huh?

• Thayer : We, you know, we got a whole bunch of work we have to do, but we're still on for poker at your house this weekend?

  Ben : Oh, you count on it.

  Andie : Whoo! Boys' night.

  Tony : Whoo!

• [Ben is trying to find words to be used as metaphors for diamonds] 

  Ben : How about 'Glitter'?

  Tony : Thayer's favorite movie.

  Thayer : It was underrated!