Role Models (2008)
Jane Lynch: Sweeny
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Quotes
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Gayle Sweeny : Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his dick for drugs.
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Gayle Sweeny : You know what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine. Know what I had for lunch? Cocaine.
Wheeler : What did you have for dinner?
Danny : Was it cocaine?
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Gayle Sweeny : [Appropriately hugging Martin] *This* is a perfectly acceptable hug between a little and a big.
[Hugging him from behind]
Gayle Sweeny : *This* is not.
Wheeler : Well, obviously we're not supposed to buttfuck these kids.
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Gayle Sweeny : Well, well, well. If it isn't Mr. Bullshit and Dr. I'm-full-of-shit?
Wheeler : In what way are we full of shit?
Danny : Which one of us has the Ph.D?
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Gayle Sweeny : I know why you are here, so don't BS a BSer, Ok? Your "Presence" here, court ordered.
Danny : Why did you put presence in quotes? Are you implying that we aren't here?
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Gayle Sweeny : I'm not here to service you, I'm here to service these young boys.
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Gayle Sweeny : Did Wheeler ever expose himself to you?
Ronnie Shields : Hell, no!
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Ronnie Shields : I don't wanna take my pants off.
Wheeler : What? Whoa... Whoa.
Gayle Sweeny : Alright Ronnie, that's enough.
Ronnie Shields : Bitch tried to grab my joint.
Gayle Sweeny : Language, Ronnie.
Ronnie Shields : My language is English, and this mother fucker tried to grab on my hangdown.
Wheeler : I got my own hangdown to touch, kid
Ronnie Shields : Honky ass wanted a handful of my balls.
Wheeler : Honky... that's racist.
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Gayle Sweeny : You're standing over there, and you're standing over there, and I don't know which way is up!
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Gayle Sweeny : Why don't you lay out two lines of your selfishness, which is your blow, draw the shades, take the phone off the hook, grab a straw, and snort!
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Gayle Sweeny : Oh, and F.Y.I., you're playing on this girl's court now, okay? So you're playing by her rules.
Wheeler : Are you the coach?
Gayle Sweeny : I am the coach. I'm the coach and I'm the point guard, I'm the two forwards, the center, and I'm the other guard. I'm the entire organization.
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[Last Line]
Gayle Sweeny : [Playing with a hot dog] Put it back it.