- Peter: And I say to you, I say: Tell me, kind sir -
- John Hardacre: Hail!
- Peter: Yes, hail -
- John Hardacre: Well met, sir knight!
- Peter: Yeah, all right, and I say to you: In this brave new world, what line of work are you in? What do you do for a, you know, what's your bloody job?
- John Hardacre: And what do I say?
- Peter: You answer him, John.
- John Hardacre: Well, he wouldn't know what a TV chef was!
- Peter: TV chef.
- John Hardacre: He'd know what a chef was.
- Peter: TV chef.
- John Hardacre: But he wouldn't know what a TV was. Can I pick you up on something?
- Peter: Yeah.
- John Hardacre: A fletcher, I think, makes arrows, not crossbows.
- Peter: Yeah, whatever.
- Peter: All word association is, is I say a word and then you say the first word that comes into your head. Okay?
- Mind Invader: Bum.
- Peter: No, not yet.
- Mind Invader: Oh.
- Peter: I say a word first, then you.
- Mind Invader: Then I say the first word that comes into my head. Yes.
- Peter: Exactly. Okay. Ready? River.
- Mind Invader: River.
- Peter: Yeah.
- Mind Invader: Yeah. That was the first word that came into my head.
- Peter: Okay. That's the word I said.
- Mind Invader: Oh, well, that's probably why, then.
- Peter: Okay. It should be a word that you associate with the word I said. That's why it's called word association. Okay? It's what that word makes you think of.
- Mind Invader: Yeah. Okay.
- Peter: Ready? Death.
- Mind Invader: Death. ...That's what it makes me think of! You know, I mean, I hear the word death, I think of death. I can't help it.
- Hypnosis Client: I'm completely in your hands.
- Peter: Well, that's what hypnosis is all about - trust.
- Hypnosis Client: Okay.
- Peter: Now, I prefer to describe it as guided meditation.
- Hypnosis Client: Right.
- Peter: People have been doing this for thousands of years, and I think you'll find the results really can be quite astonishing.
- Hypnosis Client: Good, well, just tell me what to do, and, er...
- Peter: Okay. Just get comfortable in your chair and close your eyes. Now, let your breathing become very regular-
- Hypnosis Client: Wow! That is amazing!
- Peter: No, hang on-
- Hypnosis Client: It's just incredible!
- Peter: We haven't actually started-
- Hypnosis Client: It's huge! It's like a huge dome!
- Peter: Right.
- Hypnosis Client: That'll be the inside of my head, I suppose.
- Peter: This really isn't going to work if you keep interrupting.
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