Quotes

Work Study

Rocko: [Nitz tries to leave his job amicably, but Rocko interrupts] He ain't working for the man no more. So screw you... with some sexual harassment on top. In your face!

Rocko: [at sperm bank] While I was doing the form I filled up... let's see 1, 2, 3... 8 cups.
Nurse: I'm sorry sir, but we don't accept donations made in the lobby.
Rocko: DAMN IT! It's gonna take me another... okay I'm ready.

Nitz: What are credit cards for, if not downloading fake naked pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Rocko: What's fake? Those are implants?

Nitz: Wow. Vintage 77 standies, mint condition, $35?
Cashier: Those droids will serve you well.
Nitz: Yeah. It will mean no more spending for the rest of the month but my friends will understand.
Cashier: Friends? That must be nice.

Nurse: You get points for honesty, but we only accept sperm donors from lead institutions: Harvard, MIT, Tekerson Tech...
Rocko: Tekerson Tech. That gives me an idea!
[later]
Rocko: Gimpy, can I jerk off in your room?
Gimpy: Rocko, what do I say every time you ask that?

Rocko: I have to pay for my cigarettes? What is this? Communism?
Girl: I love ya, Cal, but this will never work. You can't even figure out how to get my bra undone.
Gimpy: They've raised the price of Star Wars Cloud City multi packs. How will I finish my Han Solo Frozen In Carbonite diorama?
Nitz: Can't you use these droids?
Gimpy: Those are Jabba droids.
Nitz: Hey, guys. My parents gave me a credit card.
Cal: That's great guy. So which end do you insert into the bra?

Female 'john': I promise I'll start paying you again once I get back on my feet.
Cal: I don't want you on your feet, lady. I want you on your back.

Nitz: [talking to his Mom on the phone] Mom, I've decided I don't need the card.
Rocko: No, dude, you're blowing it. Try something like "Let me keep the card", or "Give money to Rocko".

Nitz: [talking to his Dad on the phone] No... I'm not on 'the drugs'... now put Mom back on the phone.

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