A woman agrees to go on a date with a man only if he finds a suitor for her unattractive best friend.A woman agrees to go on a date with a man only if he finds a suitor for her unattractive best friend.A woman agrees to go on a date with a man only if he finds a suitor for her unattractive best friend.
- Awards
- 4 wins & 4 nominations total
Greg Romero Wilson
- Arno Blount
- (as The Greg Wilson)
- Director
- Writer
- All cast & crew
- Production, box office & more at IMDbPro
Storyline
Did you know
- TriviaWhen the film was released in the United Kingdom, it was advertised as "The Number One Film." Smaller print revealed that it was #1 in the Internet Movie Database's Bottom 100, which was true at the time.
- GoofsIn the yoga scene, June takes off her right sock. When she puts her right foot on Cooper's face minutes later, she is wearing a sock.
- Quotes
Cristabelle Abbott: A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers.
- SoundtracksCyanide
Written by Rob Derba, Michael Schenk, Sasha Veneziano, Warren Nelson, Dana Powers
Performed by Castaneda
Featured review
I can confirm that I no longer fear Hell for I have seen something much worse. This film is so bad it just wretches you with extreme agony and torture until your eyeballs bleed. I haven't even bothered to rate this because even rating this film "0" is too high.
I wouldn't say the acting is bad because saying it was bad would be too generous to the actors/actresses in this film. I have been more convinced by E-mails claiming I can access a bank account worth 10 Million if I pay 10 grand to activate it. As for the writer, well it wouldn't surprise me if it was written by a child because that is the sort of stuff a 6 year old would scribble down if told to write a story. From a technical viewpoint, this film wasn't the worst if you exclude every other film made in history. As for comedy - Well this film makes Schindler's list look like Monty Python, I found this film about as funny as AIDS. Now romance is the only convincing factor in this film, that is if your idea of romance is watching a drunken 1 night stand where both parties have very unsatisfactory sex.
I can't rate this because it is like lining your Grandmothers up and rating their looks. Just don't bother, for the sake of your mental health, don't bother - Spend the day licking dirt off the floor or something but avoid watching this...'film'.
I wouldn't say the acting is bad because saying it was bad would be too generous to the actors/actresses in this film. I have been more convinced by E-mails claiming I can access a bank account worth 10 Million if I pay 10 grand to activate it. As for the writer, well it wouldn't surprise me if it was written by a child because that is the sort of stuff a 6 year old would scribble down if told to write a story. From a technical viewpoint, this film wasn't the worst if you exclude every other film made in history. As for comedy - Well this film makes Schindler's list look like Monty Python, I found this film about as funny as AIDS. Now romance is the only convincing factor in this film, that is if your idea of romance is watching a drunken 1 night stand where both parties have very unsatisfactory sex.
I can't rate this because it is like lining your Grandmothers up and rating their looks. Just don't bother, for the sake of your mental health, don't bother - Spend the day licking dirt off the floor or something but avoid watching this...'film'.
- PrivateBits
- Jul 28, 2008
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- Country of origin
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- Language
- Also known as
- Красуня та страховисько або не народись вродливою
- Filming locations
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Box office
- Gross US & Canada
- $27,696
- Opening weekend US & Canada
- $27,696
- Feb 10, 2008
- Gross worldwide
- $1,596,232
- Runtime1 hour 31 minutes
- Color
- Sound mix
- Aspect ratio
- 1.85 : 1
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