Straw Dogs (2011)

James Marsden: David Sumner

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Quotes 

• David Sumner : Hey Charlie, there is something in the Bible I do believe.

  Charlie : Whats that, sir.

  David Sumner : "Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife."

  Charlie : I believe in that, too. But what happens when thy neighbor's wife covets you?

• Chris : [David takes a nail gun to Chris' hands as he climbs through a broken window]  Don't leave me like this... the glass is cutting into my neck

  David Sumner : [coldly]  I hope you slit your fucking throat

• David Sumner : Baby. You don't have to learn chess to please me.

  Amy Sumner : I'm not learning chess to please you, baby. I'm learning so I can kick your *ass*.

• Amy Sumner : Those straw dogs were practically licking my body outside, so...

  David Sumner : I applaud their good taste.

  Amy Sumner : It's not funny.

  David Sumner : We'll, maybe you should wear a bra.

• David Sumner : Just so you know, somebody broke into our house and killed our cat.

  Chris : What makes you think Flutie was killed? Didn't just die.

  David Sumner : Well, generally cats don't hang themselves.

• David Sumner : [to Amy]  Get your daddy's gun and shoot anyone that's not me.

• [last lines] 

  David Sumner : I got 'em all.

• David Sumner : I'll bet that was your daddy's chair.

  Amy Sumner : Every chair was my daddy's chair.

• Charlie : You don't think God had anything to do helping the Ruskies?

  David Sumner : God?

  Charlie : Yeah.

  David Sumner : U-u-h...

  [chuckles] 

  Charlie : Why is that funny?

  David Sumner : That God would help a nation of atheists?

  Charlie : He works in mysterious ways.

  David Sumner : Most dangerous line ever uttered.