Mass Effect 3 (2012 Video Game)

Alix Wilton Regan: Comm Specialist Samantha Traynor

Quotes 

• Tali'Zorah vas Normandy : 67: holmium. Very reactive, very magnetic!

  Garrus Vakarian : You know, turian parties don't usually end with someone reciting the elements.

  Lieutenant Samantha Traynor : 68: erbium. Atomic weight: 167 and change!

  Tali'Zorah vas Normandy : Right, my turn. 69...

  Jack : In your dreams!

  Tali'Zorah vas Normandy : What? I don't get it.

  Lieutenant Samantha Traynor : I'll explain later.

  Garrus Vakarian : It's thulium in case anyone cared. Turians have trace amounts of it in our skin. Protects us from solar radiation.

  Tali'Zorah vas Normandy : Nerrrrrrrrd!

• Lieutenant Samantha Traynor : Commander. Come to check on your new recruit?

  Commander Shepard - Male : Just wanted to see how you were doing.

  Lieutenant Samantha Traynor : Still trying to get my bearings. When I was working on the Normandy's upgrades, I left at the end of the day. I didn't even have a toothbrush or a change of clothing until I made some emergency purchases on the Citadel

  Commander Shepard - Male : Next time you need something, just ask. We're all in this together.

  Lieutenant Samantha Traynor : Oh, it's no trouble, Commander. I'm sure you have larger concerns.

  Commander Shepard - Male : We can put in a requisition order.

  Lieutenant Samantha Traynor : My toothbrush is a Cision Pro Mark 4. It uses tiny mass effect fields to break up plaque and massage the gums.

  [wispers] 

  Lieutenant Samantha Traynor : It cost 6,000 credits.

  Commander Shepard - Male : Okay, yeah, you're on your own with that.

• Garrus Vakarian : So, Shepard, you can serve this swill but can you drink it?

  Commander Shepard - Male : Someone has to drive you all home.

  Lieutenant Samantha Traynor : Are we sure the Normandy is still there? Has anyone else tried to steal it?

  Kasumi Goto : [Uncloaks behind Traynor]  Stealing the Normandy? Now there's an idea!

  [Cloaks again] 

  Lieutenant Samantha Traynor : Wait, what? Who?

  Commander Shepard - Male : Traynor, you still have your toothbrush?

  Tali'Zorah vas Normandy : We can always *hic* get another Normandy. Call up *hic* Cerberus, and ask them to please build us the SR-3.

  Samara : But wouldn't that require you to change your name? Tali'Zorah von Normandy SR-3?

  Tali'Zorah vas Normandy : It's VAS Normandy. *hic* Von means "one who has a weak bladder." Which feels appropriate right about now.

  Garrus Vakarian : We've seen a lot of good times on the old girl.

  Dr. Liara T'Soni : That we have.

  Samara : Indeed.

  Tali'Zorah vas Normandy : Hear, hear.

  Lieutenant Samantha Traynor : Some of you more than others. I'm just honored to have squeaked in.

  Commander Shepard - Male : To the Normandy.

• Tali'Zorah vas Normandy : I remember first meeting Shepard. All I kept thinking was, "I hope he took a shower, because my filter needs replacing, and humans carry a lot of germs."

  Dr. Liara T'Soni : I'm guessing that's not what you think anymore.

  Lieutenant Samantha Traynor : Well, she may still picture him in the shower.

• Garrus Vakarian : So is this the Traynor-Shepard love nest? I hope we aren't interrupting anything you two might have been... planning.

  Lieutenant Samantha Traynor : Oh, we don't plan that kind of thing. We're all about spontaneity, losing ourselves in the... uh. Right, we were just playing chess.

  Tali'Zorah vas Normandy : So, "checkmate" takes on a new meeting, I guess?