- Natalie's Mom: They'll never make a movie about girls like us, and you know why? Because it would be so sad that they'd have to sprinkle Prozac on the popcorn or people would kill themselves.
- Natalie: Someone's really cleaned up the street. Wedding dresses... those weren't there before. And who put these flowers everywhere?
- [sneezes]
- Blake: Ooh! Bless you!
- Natalie: [sneezes]
- Blake: Oh! Doubles! Double blessings.
- Natalie: [sneezes]
- Blake: Ooh! Three times! That's lucky!
- Natalie: Ugh. I'm allergic.
- [writing numbers on individual flower pedals]
- Blake: If you need anything, anything at all, don't hesitate to give me a call on my cellular telephone device. Here ya go. That's my number!
- Natalie: That's very charming. But you do realize there's like... 3.6 million permutations of how this can go together?
- Blake: But there's only one you, so...
- Natalie: Right... that doesn't really make sense.
- Blake: Neither does the way I'm feeling about you right now.
- Natalie: Uh right, that still doesn't change the math though. Just to be clear, I cannot call you.
- Blake: Are you feeling what I'm feeling?
- Natalie: NO!
- Natalie: Where am I?
- Hot Doctor (Todd): You're in the emergency room.
- Natalie: This isn't an emergency room. This is a Williams-Sonoma.
- Natalie: That's our new client?
- Whitney: Why is he so beautiful?
- Natalie: He's, like, CW hot. I just suddenly got the urge to catcall. Like... I don't whistle but I just, like, wanna...
- [blowing]
- Natalie, Whitney: [both whistling]
- Josh: [shielding nipples] Guys, please don't objectify the men in this office. Okay, I won't stand for it.
- Natalie: Okay, what's your favorite ice cream flavor of all time?
- Blake: Hm.
- Natalie: It's a big one.
- Blake: Ah, I'll tell you...
- Natalie: Mmm?
- Blake: But you have to promise you won't make fun of me.
- Natalie: Okay.
- Blake: Butter pecan.
- Natalie: What? Who likes butter pecan? What's wrong with you?
- Blake: That's what I thought would happen.
- Natalie: You're like an eighty-year-old grandpa. Okay, what's your second favorite ice cream flavor?
- Blake: Rum raisin.
- Natalie: No! That's even worse!
- Donny: Oh, my God! Pop a Tic Tac and move it! You've gotta get to work to get crackin' on that big presentation!
- Natalie: What presentation?
- Donny: Um, I don't know. The big presentation. Which is what my boyfriend calls me in the sack, PS. Okay, booch, change out of whatever this is. I'm gonna drop you off at the office on the way to my no plans whatsoever!
- Natalie: Oh, and don't even get me started about the cliche gay best friend whose sole purpose in the story is just to help the main hot chick. And, like, does he have a job? Like, what's going on in his life? Who cares?
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