- Doc: My obsession has grown... into longing. It's like I wanna take care of him. I don't want him to make a living from the dollars of gropers anymore. I don't want him to seem as an object by anyone but me. I just want to rip that hat off his head so the world can see his eyes and not his ass. I'm really confused.
- Doc: It's so funny that people smile when they... are not happy sometimes. Like, I just smiled so big, but I'm not... happy. I'm just embarrassed and kind of, like, don't wanna tell you what I'm thinking.
- Go: Wait a minute. You're a virgin?
- Doc: I mean, no. I've had tons of oral sex, especially in high school, and especially in my senior year of high school. I mean, unless you are counting fingers, 'cause I have topped and bottomed digitally with varying degrees of success.
- [both laugh]
- Go: Oh, my god.
- Doc: It's not funny.
- Go: You're fuckin' adorable.
- Doc: No, I'm just scared.
- Go: Scared of what?
- Doc: Uhm... disease, pain, nudity, commitment, poop...
- Doc: [reading an Internet response] "Go-go, shmo-go, stripper-dripper, as long as you post a video of you fucking said corn-filled ass, who CARES what you call him. Better yet, invite me along and I'll slam my grandpa sausage into both your bums." Really? Your "grandpa" sausage?
- Go: You know, you really need to get laid more.
- Doc: I know.
- [laughs]
- Go: If for nothing else then for the cause.
- Doc: Yeah? What's "the cause?"
- Go: Well... every time we fuck it's, like, a political statement. You know? And the mere act of us penetrating each other is, like, an exercise in freedom. And, I don't know about you, but I like to exercise my freedom as much as possible.
- Doc: I didn't know you were so patriotic.
- Go: The American flag on the door didn't give it away?
- Go: I don't want our uniqueness to keep disappearing into this void of political correctness and pop culture.