My Wildest Date

Buck Adams made a lousy video with this title in 1989, starring Victoria Paris, and decided to remake it six years later with Kelly Jaye. The second one is even worse!

With poor continuity, terrible acting and every single comedy bit falling flat, it's tough to watch. Per the title, it begins with a soft-focus memory by Buck, heavy on his voice-over, presenting a date that went wrong. He humps Holly Body, so far so good, but after his cum shot she complains and gives him a bit of her lip. So what! Get over it, Buck.

Next, Buck's friends Tabitha and Bobby Vitale fix him up with another blind date, which he needs because he's meeting with a big-deal winery client (no-talent actor named Toby Dammit) and wants to impress him and his wife Crystal Gold. Buck directs the scene of the four chatting at the dinner table (including date Kelly Jaye) so poorly anyone else would have rejected it. The followup of him losing the client is also botched, all designed just to generate three sex scenes: hot lesbian sex between stacked blondes Crystal and Kelly, then Vitale humping Crystal (for no good reason) and finally Buck having sex with Kelly.

And there's a ridiculous little subplot that goes nowhere -any one with a bit of sense would have left it entirely on the cutting room floor. Another lousy actor Phil Shitz (dumb phony name time) jumps out of a Porta Potty grabbing his jeans and going crazy. Then he drives a car next to Buck's and keeps screaming at him crazily. Kelly admits the guy is an ex-boyfriend. Another pointless "comedy bit".