- Varun Batra: What's your password ?
- Deepti Batra: 00... .
- Varun Batra: Yes... .
- Deepti Batra: 0000
- Varun Batra: What an innovative password !
- Varun Batra: Excuse me !
- Receptionist: Yes sir ?
- Varun Batra: I have an appointment.
- Receptionist: For what, sir ?
- Varun Batra: [says quietly] I have to give a sample.
- Receptionist: Sorry sir. What do you have an appointment for ?
- Varun Batra: Please check my name in your system. That will give you all the information.
- Receptionist: Oh... ..you are here to give a semen sample ! Don't feel embarrassed sir, they are all here for the same reason.
- Receptionist: Take this bottle. Please sit in the waiting area.
- Varun Batra: Madam, could you please put it in a plastic bag ?
- Receptionist: Sir, plastic is banned.
- Varun Batra: [pointing towards the plastic bottle] So is this made of iron ?
- Honey Batra: By the way Madam...... GOD prescribed these medicines but we couldn't really understand what he has written.
- [handing over the prescription]
- Honey Batra: Here you go.
- IVF receptionist: Prescription is on the front side.
- [pointing towards the scribbling done on the back side]
- IVF receptionist: The Doctor was just checking his pen on the back side.
- Honey Batra: Amazing ! GOD's handwriting is the same on both sides !
- Varun Batra: [looking at Honey Batra and Monika Batra with disdain] What excuse do they have to extend their family line ? They should have just adopted some cats and dogs instead.
- Varun Batra: [watching Honey Batra laugh] His laugh makes my whole body shake with disgust. I am dying to punch him.
- Varun Batra: Are you kidding me ? You mean to say that my wife has the sperm of this
- [pointing towards Honey Batra]
- Varun Batra: Donkey inside her ?
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