- Craig Golightly: What if the movie sucks?
- Neil Hall: We drink.
- Craig Golightly: And what if it doesn't suck?
- Neil Hall: We drink more, to celebrate.
- Shelley Songs: Look at these clown mannequins. They're so lifelike. So much backstory, such inner turmoil! I wonder what happened to them to make them life's court jesters.
- Craig Golightly: These are real fucking people!
- Shelley Songs: Oh come on.
- Bally Joe: I see we have, a pair of guests.
- Craig Golightly: Mistake! Mistake, mistake!
- Shelley Songs: Oh my god, the Cinema Snob? I just have to say that you're why I started content creating content in the first place!
- Craig Golightly: Harumph. You should be more interested in real troll critics, like Armond White, thank you very much.
- Shelley Songs: I do not get that reference, but the way you said it really made me laugh!