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(1977) The People That Time Forgot
SCIENCE FICTION ADVENTURE
Adapted from the novel by Edgar Rice Burroughs that continues where the last has movie "The Land That Time Forgot" left off with former Ben McBride (Patrick Wayne) part of an expedition to track and find Bowen Tyler (Doug McClure) and Lisa left stranded. The entire expedition was sponsored by a newspaper agency with the only catch that photographer/ journalist Charly (Sarah Douglas) comes along with them. The ship taking them to the Antarctic is called "Polar Queen" as they plan to use a sea plane to go the rest of the way. Coming along with McBride is of course Charly the photographer; the expert of dinosaurs/ professor, Norfolk (Thorley Walters) and McBride's friend and mechanic, Hogan (Shane Rimmer). There first dinosaur encounter is a Pterosaur as it eventually dies by gnawing at the plane's propeller, bringing the plane down. There first cave person experience is a cave girl, Ajor (Dana Gillespie), and we find out she herself has interacted with Tyler himself as she was using his knife, except that she is not quite sure whether he is still alive or not.
Using the same toys used on the first movie, it was still entertaining enough since there was so many things that was going on that made the experience to be unpredictable and unexpected. Actress Dana Gillespie was also a standout to look at as the bikini clad cave girl, that is reminiscent to Rachel Welch's infamous "One Million Years in BC" from 1966.
Adapted from the novel by Edgar Rice Burroughs that continues where the last has movie "The Land That Time Forgot" left off with former Ben McBride (Patrick Wayne) part of an expedition to track and find Bowen Tyler (Doug McClure) and Lisa left stranded. The entire expedition was sponsored by a newspaper agency with the only catch that photographer/ journalist Charly (Sarah Douglas) comes along with them. The ship taking them to the Antarctic is called "Polar Queen" as they plan to use a sea plane to go the rest of the way. Coming along with McBride is of course Charly the photographer; the expert of dinosaurs/ professor, Norfolk (Thorley Walters) and McBride's friend and mechanic, Hogan (Shane Rimmer). There first dinosaur encounter is a Pterosaur as it eventually dies by gnawing at the plane's propeller, bringing the plane down. There first cave person experience is a cave girl, Ajor (Dana Gillespie), and we find out she herself has interacted with Tyler himself as she was using his knife, except that she is not quite sure whether he is still alive or not.
Using the same toys used on the first movie, it was still entertaining enough since there was so many things that was going on that made the experience to be unpredictable and unexpected. Actress Dana Gillespie was also a standout to look at as the bikini clad cave girl, that is reminiscent to Rachel Welch's infamous "One Million Years in BC" from 1966.
(1974) The Land That Time Forgot
SCIENCE FICTION ADVENTURE
Adapted from the book by Edgar Rice Burroughs with the set up that takes place during WWII, with Captain Von Schoenvorts (John McEnery) ordering his crew on a U boat to blow up an American supply ship. We then see two different life boat survivors of that supply ship reunite. Leading that crew is Bowen Tyler (Doug McClure) with the only lady survivor is Lisa Clayton (Susan Penhaligon). And while they are on the raft, they manage to hijack the same U-boat who blew up their supply ship. And after a few skirmishes later, they manage to blow up the Nazis supply ship, ending them to get lost in the Antarctic and while going underneath an iceberg, going through a cave manage to stumble onto an environment where the dinosaurs and cavemen roam.
Adapted from the book by Edgar Rice Burroughs with the set up that takes place during WWII, with Captain Von Schoenvorts (John McEnery) ordering his crew on a U boat to blow up an American supply ship. We then see two different life boat survivors of that supply ship reunite. Leading that crew is Bowen Tyler (Doug McClure) with the only lady survivor is Lisa Clayton (Susan Penhaligon). And while they are on the raft, they manage to hijack the same U-boat who blew up their supply ship. And after a few skirmishes later, they manage to blow up the Nazis supply ship, ending them to get lost in the Antarctic and while going underneath an iceberg, going through a cave manage to stumble onto an environment where the dinosaurs and cavemen roam.
(1992) All Ladies Do It/ Così fan tutte
DUBBED
EROTIC COMEDY
Edited, co-written and directed by Tinto Brass that has a young wife, Diana (Claudia Koll) flirting with some French guy, Alphonse (Franco Branciaroli) on the dance floor while her husband, Paolo (Paolo Lanza) was sitting nearby watching a women naked exhibition. And as soon as she goes into the bathroom, it is during then Alphonse follows her always complimenting her rump. And just when he is about to make a move on her, is when her husband knocks on the door, shouting her name to come out. As soon as Diana acknowledges her husband's presence calling her behind the door, she pretends to finish using the toilet, only to drag Alphonse behind the door, only so her husband would be unable to see him. Paolo tells her he is bored and wants to leave, and while he was driving she then tells him, she was about to make out with a French guy had he not knock onto the door, and she tries to motivate him to reenact that moment. It was at that point, he believes she was only making it up only to get an arouse out of him. And when she succeeds getting that from, they make out during an area where prostitutes were hanging out. They would then make out some more at their place of residence as she is telling him some more stories he believes she is making it all up. We then see Diana go to her place of work, as she takes transit with two different guys standing opposite side of her, only so each of them can grope her whenever the bus makes a disruption. When Diana realizes this was happening, she would then make adjustments that ended up one passenger unintentionally groping the other male passenger by moving herself to a different aisle, and this time on front of a priest. By the time she gets off, then viewers get to witness what kind of work she does and it happens to be a clothing store. And of course, her boss also appears to be in on groping his female co-workers. One of them eventually makes out with him, until she receives a telegram about her aunt passing away. By the time she goes to seek what her aunt's will consisted about, she then makes out with a former flame, Marco (Marco Marciani) before she decides to go and see the French guy, Alphonse again. And upon taking her upstairs to his main bedroom, we then find out he is clearly a fan of woman's rump kind of guy, as he has plenty pictures and statuettes plenty of women's behind. After this was done, Diane and her husband make out some more after watching some of her aunt's provocative black and white news reels as she filmed herself on her affairs with other people. And as soon as her husband, Paolo spots a hickey on her, he then did not want anything to do with her accusing her of cheating at the same time. And this is when those nuances end is when she sends over her best friend to convince him to take her back in a pretentious kind of way.
Anyways there is a ton of nudity, some of the scenes are just as ridiculous as the others that kind of suggests the writer/ director Tinto Brass must have receive a ton of letters or read many to come up with so many unlikely nuances. And all of the silliness was amusing up to a specific point when she does not mind cheating on her husband Paolo, but the movie does not address whether she would not mind if her husband was cheating on her with other women. Diana obviously prefers to be married to someone who wants an open marriage when her husband wants to be with only woman.
Edited, co-written and directed by Tinto Brass that has a young wife, Diana (Claudia Koll) flirting with some French guy, Alphonse (Franco Branciaroli) on the dance floor while her husband, Paolo (Paolo Lanza) was sitting nearby watching a women naked exhibition. And as soon as she goes into the bathroom, it is during then Alphonse follows her always complimenting her rump. And just when he is about to make a move on her, is when her husband knocks on the door, shouting her name to come out. As soon as Diana acknowledges her husband's presence calling her behind the door, she pretends to finish using the toilet, only to drag Alphonse behind the door, only so her husband would be unable to see him. Paolo tells her he is bored and wants to leave, and while he was driving she then tells him, she was about to make out with a French guy had he not knock onto the door, and she tries to motivate him to reenact that moment. It was at that point, he believes she was only making it up only to get an arouse out of him. And when she succeeds getting that from, they make out during an area where prostitutes were hanging out. They would then make out some more at their place of residence as she is telling him some more stories he believes she is making it all up. We then see Diana go to her place of work, as she takes transit with two different guys standing opposite side of her, only so each of them can grope her whenever the bus makes a disruption. When Diana realizes this was happening, she would then make adjustments that ended up one passenger unintentionally groping the other male passenger by moving herself to a different aisle, and this time on front of a priest. By the time she gets off, then viewers get to witness what kind of work she does and it happens to be a clothing store. And of course, her boss also appears to be in on groping his female co-workers. One of them eventually makes out with him, until she receives a telegram about her aunt passing away. By the time she goes to seek what her aunt's will consisted about, she then makes out with a former flame, Marco (Marco Marciani) before she decides to go and see the French guy, Alphonse again. And upon taking her upstairs to his main bedroom, we then find out he is clearly a fan of woman's rump kind of guy, as he has plenty pictures and statuettes plenty of women's behind. After this was done, Diane and her husband make out some more after watching some of her aunt's provocative black and white news reels as she filmed herself on her affairs with other people. And as soon as her husband, Paolo spots a hickey on her, he then did not want anything to do with her accusing her of cheating at the same time. And this is when those nuances end is when she sends over her best friend to convince him to take her back in a pretentious kind of way.
Anyways there is a ton of nudity, some of the scenes are just as ridiculous as the others that kind of suggests the writer/ director Tinto Brass must have receive a ton of letters or read many to come up with so many unlikely nuances. And all of the silliness was amusing up to a specific point when she does not mind cheating on her husband Paolo, but the movie does not address whether she would not mind if her husband was cheating on her with other women. Diana obviously prefers to be married to someone who wants an open marriage when her husband wants to be with only woman.