Bullwinkle96

I love detective shows. WAIT! Why did you rate it a 1 you may be asking. Well I have a very good reason. Randy Newman made the song for Monk.

Rasndy Newman can't sing for crap. He has a dopey voice that should be reserved for singing kids songs. Anyway this show is about a detective that solves crimes. He is a little bit like Columbo. Columbo is brilliant. Peter Falk "RIP" was a great detective. In fact, so is Monk. Unlike Columbo, in this show you don't see who the Murderer is at the beginning. It is a good show that lasted many seasons, but not as many as Columbo. Randy Newman is annoying. He did that song for Toy Story. Speaking of bad songs, Eurovision Song Contest is next week. I hope that the songs are lousy. I get a good laugh out of it every year.

Watch the show but skip the credits, that is my advice.

I honestly Khan't believe that this show ever aired. You like that joke? Well guess what. It is funnier than anything that you will see in this crappy TV series. I had a challenge. That challenge was to laugh every single time that the fake audience laughed. They laughed at stuff that wasn't even supposed to be funny, and the things that were supposed to be funny they laughed at. The only people that weren't laughing were and are the poor misfortunants that watch this dreadful show. Thank God that there are only 6 episodes. If you think that I am just being mean and that I am joking then I challenge you to watch Citizen Khan. I challenge you to watch 1 full episodes. Thank goodness that I was watching it on live TV. It meant that I take time to recover while the ads were on. I was challenged to watch another episode. Thank God that the TV is broken.

I rated this a 1 because there is no option that goes lower.