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West Side Story (1961)
The music is glorious!
Love the music but beyond that, meh. I can't get past the fact that almost all of the actors are non-hispanics with the exception of the marvelous Rita Moreno. Horrible brown makeup on everyone. Thank God, we've come a long way from 60's Hollywood.
La Brea (2021)
Snoozeorama!
I really wanted to like this but fell asleep after the first 5 minutes. One more example of network tv sucking. I'll stick to the streaming platforms.
The Houses October Built (2011)
Umm...
Interesting premise but the found footage thing is not my fave genre. Brandy Schaefer looks like Casey Anthony. 😂
Coming 2 America (2021)
So very disappointing.
I gave it 2 stars only because the characters were familiar and comforting. Except for Shari Headley was just old looking and seemed to have a permanent scowl on her face. Lighten up, Queen Lisa. Other than that, it was just awful and awkward.
Escaping the NXIVM Cult: A Mother's Fight to Save Her Daughter (2019)
Meh!
This could've been a decent movie. However, why in the world wouldn't they have just cast Catherine Oxenberg? Andrea Roth is a big giant no with the worst accent ever. Very bland, disappointing and ultimately I cared nothing for the characters.
The Haunting (1963)
Scared the living daylights out of me!
I was 9 years old and 57 years later, this movie still gives me the creeps. To this day, I don't sleep with my hands over the side of the bed. The black and white film enhanced the moodiness. Truly terrifying. Gets inside your head and stays with you long after the credits roll.
Hostel: Part II (2007)
Not for everyone.
Worth watching for the scene between Beth and Stuart in the room at the factory. Absolutely jaw dropping!
The Hunt (2020)
Pure black comedy perfection!
After this horrible 2020, this movie sums up all the political bs. Doesn't matter if you're red or blue, you can laugh at your own expense. So refreshing.
Run (2020)
Just meh.
The acting was excellent. Keira especially. That's where it ends. Over predictable story. Seen this story line too many times before. Just really never went anywhere. This was not Sarah's best performance but not her fault as she had limited material to work with. The ending was vaguely satisfying.
8 Days (2014)
Terrible!
Horrific subject matter-everything else about this movie was awful. Sex trafficking needs to be brought to the forefront absolutely but I wasn't rooting for 1 person in this movie. If you want to watch an excellent movie about this subject, please watch Trafficked from 2017. I cried while writing that review
Trafficked (2017)
Horrific!
I just finished watching this and I am legit crying. More needs to be shown so people wake up and realize it's happening in our own back yard all over the world. It doesn't happen "somewhere else". Not sure of all the low point reviews as this was not a movie that should even be rated. Sorry but to all of you that posted low reviews, you completely missed the point.
Plagi Breslau (2018)
Decent suspense movie
Acting was good by lady cop. The English dubbing was some of the best ever for a foreign film. Dialogue was very believable and not clunky. Kept me interested to the end. I happen to love the bleak atmosphere and moody music in Eastern European films.
Cthulhu (2007)
What tha
Tori Spelling for real? Lolololol.
She really must be hard up for money to appear in this dreck of a movie
Midsommar (2019)
Utter horse doo doo!
What a waste of time I'll never get back. For all you artsy fartsies out there, DO NOT tell me this was an arthouse film.
How in the hedoublehockeysticks did this get such a high rating on Rotten Tomatoes? And please don't tell me that I didn't get it.
Us (2019)
What the??
Most overhyped movie ever. I laughed pretty much thru the entire movie. Absolute garbage. I want those 2 hours back. I hated the movie Mother but hated this one worse. Don't even bother.....
Rattlesnake (2019)
Awful
Simply a waste of time that I'll never get back. Good premise which never goes anywhere.
The Convincer (2011)
Partly filmed in my hometown of Hopkins, MN
It was great to watch Greg Kinnear filming scenes in person. He is fab as usual as are all the other actors.
Mother! (2017)
Wowsers!
This was one "Mother" of a movie Like a trainwreck but just couldn't look away! Out and out balls to the wall movie. I had to think about it a while to make sense of it. JLaw is simply superb!
Harry & Meghan: Becoming Royal (2019)
Pretty sucky!
This movie felt contrived and no chemistry between Meghan and Harry. The movie last year was really good. In the one from last year I literally felt like I was watching the real life Meghan and Harry. Don't waste your time with this dreck.
Hereditary (2018)
Umm not so much
Toni Collette was brilliant as usual. The boy was meh. If I was in the theater, woulda walked out. And yes people, I "get it".
The Wrong Woman (2013)
Absolutely awful!
Awful premise, awful character interaction and what is up with the over the top glam makeup on housewife Danica? Don't waste your time. Just the police procedure alone was stupid as well as the ridiculous defender. Husband was a total puke and she cries when he leaves her. She should have said good riddance.
Right to Die (1987)
Very moving
OK, so it wasn't the Titanic or some other blockbuster but I have to disagree with the previous poster who said Raquel shouldn't have been cast. I thought she handled the role amazingly well and both Michael and Raquel were very good. There was a woman who played a nurse that had played Isaiah's wife in Little House on the Prairie (I'm pretty sure it was "Grace")that also was very good with opposing views to right to die. Well worth a watch and food for thought. Very much of a tearjerker, you will want a bowl of ice cream, a blanket on the couch and a big box of tissues. The poster who talked about her Mom running through a sprinkler is how I would like to remember my Mom. Thank you, poster, for the beautiful visual.