Yuppie hiring a break-up artist in "Kissing Cousins", Bewildered wedding planner spinning in "Passions", Ruthless A&R exec. badgering singers in "Out 4 Revenge", Relentlessly-chipper anchorwoman newsifying in "A New War", '50's housewife cookin' in the kitchen with the milkman in "Whole Or 2%": Sharon plays them all.