FHM - June 2013 Singapore
FHM - June 2013 Singapore
FHM - June 2013 Singapore
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Give Bali or Phuket a break.
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ON THE COVER
FHM Models Top 10 girls wear lingerie, by Triumph. Heels, by Charles & Keith and Pedro. Art direction: Tony Law; Photography: Joel Low; Styling: Cheryl Chan; Art direction assistance: Dannii Choo; Photography assistance: Alfie Pan; Hair: Peter Lee/ Hairloom using Goldwell; Makeup: Venetia Stravens/9838-7087 using Nars; For more behind-the-scenes photos, visit Facebook.com/ FHMSingapore, twitter.com/FHMSingapore and instagram/FHMSingapore.
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Show off your individuality.
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STREET HIP
Fashion/Tech/Stuff
22 Opener Tank tops. 24 Snips Hip Hong Kong labels, and other man styles. 26 Opinion Rolled-up pants: Cool or coolie? 28 Grooming Face protection. 30 Fashion Street wear. 38 Sync Watches for the active man. 40 Hardware Modern gadgets.
Q+A
Just the usual, please
42 Aircraft Rescue Fire Officer Keeping our airport free from hazards.
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04 Talent Star Tan. Nice name. 12 9 Ways To tell you are turning into a dad. 14 Train Your Brains The worlds best football manager. 15 Etiquette Beach behaviour. 18 FHM Models 2013 See what you have been missing.
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88 Festivals Mud, music and mayhem. 90 Games Shoot to kill. 91 Music Mando-pop, Strokes. 92 Man Simply Ludacris. 93 Woman Fast and furious with Michelle Rodriguez. 94 Movies The ultimate horror-movie cast. 94 DVD Is five enough? 95 Books Human journeys.
Star Gazer
Shes tall with curves in the right places. Plus, shes got a fabulous name. Star Tan, a guest relations at Playhouse, lets us in on her exhilarating (night)life.
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Words: Mitchell Pereira Art direction: Pyron Tan Photography: Joel Low Styling: Cheryl Chan
Lingerie set, by H&M. Faux crocodile leather pumps, by Muse Boutique. Stockings, stylists own. Photography assistance: Eddie Teo; Hair: Antonio Cheng/9363-5145; Makeup: Naz Kokholm/ 8223-2960 using M.A.C; Location: Playhouse.
Talent
Whats the best thing about being a Fantastic Baby? (The girls at Playhouse are known as Fantastic Babies. ) Getting to know so many girls from different walks of life. I particularly enjoy how we help one another accessorise our costumes for the themed nights that Playhouse organises. My favourite is nurse night. Whats your choice of poison? Champagne and vodka together! Which drink in hand makes a guy most attractive to you? Whisky on the rocks. Whats your usual response to guys who try to hit on you? It depends on their opening line, but they usually pick my height [Stars 1.74m tall; even taller with heels on] as talking point. From there, well see where the conversation leads. Any clubbing no-no for guys? Jumping around like a monkey or shoving their way through a crowd. And going around picking fights that is really not cool. Whats the wildest attire youve worn at the club? During Halloween, I went as Catwoman. At another party, I dressed in boxers, tank top and fluffy bedroom slippers; I quite like that look. Whats your best asset? I like my mouth; its small and peach-like, a pretty attractive quality. But guys always tell me Ive got a good-looking butt. The worst pick-up line youve heard? I think Ive seen you somewhere, to which my answer would always be No. Whats the biggest turn-on in a man? Someone who has ambition and aim in life. He doesnt have to be very successful, but as long as hes ambitious, thats fine by me. Sexually, he has to make sure I climax first. Whats the craziest thing youve ever done in a club? I punched a girl in the head. It was my first time punching a girl. She was holding on to my ex-boyfriend and I got pretty pissed, so I hit her on the top of her head from where I was standing on the podium. She was quite short.
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I like my small and peach-like mouth but guys always tell me Ive got a goodlooking but t.
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Editors Letter
For Him Magazine Singapore may be forever summer, but FHM likes the notion of a summer break. This 2013 season, well get to witness, on screen, the return of Superman, a zombie war and a recurring Hangover; be treated to friendly kickabouts by the worlds richest footballers (Barca makes a stopover at Bangkok on 7 Aug); and catch a big-a** musical fiesta (Japans Summer Sonic Festival on 10-11 Aug) without screwing up our body clocks. And in case you havent noticed, too, like our climate, FHM is sunny all-year round, which explains why the Girls of FHM are always in very little clothing. To celebrate the most anticipated period of the year, we have, not one, not two, but 10 of the hottest local girls gracing our cover. Guys, say hi to the FHM Models 2013 Top 10 Finalists. We also list the 13 Best Summer Holiday Destinations and Top Summer Music Festivals to attend. Still on the subject of vacation, our global reporter contemplates a Holiday in Space (itll happen sooner than the COE pricing will drop by half). Whats hot without cold? We pay tribute to our generations greatest wrestling icon after Russian bears Stone Cold Steve Austin. And if you flip over to our Upgrade section, the spotlight falls on a Canadian Ice-hockey Team and a bunch of Winter Heroes, men who overcome the odds through extreme coldweather activities. This sizzling issue is going to be one hell of a cool read. Take your time.
Managing Director Jessie Sng Group Editor Corinne Ng VP, Business Development & Operations, Lesley Ngai
Deputy Editor Dennis Yin Writer Janine Lee Editorial Administrator Farlinzah Mahmood Creative Director Tony Law Associate Creative Director Joan Lim Associate Art Director Dannii Choo Senior Designer Pyron Tan Chief Sub-Editor Jerena Ng Executive Sub-Editor Heidi Yeo Senior Sub-Editor Tan Wei Lin Sub-Editor Caroline Francis Chief Photographer Steve Zhu Executive Photographer Ealbert Ho Senior Photographer Kelvin Chia Photographers Roy Lim, Hong Chee Yan Stylist Cheryl Chan Words: Mitchell Pereira Thanks to: FHM UK, Avenue, Mannequin, Looque, Diva Models, Phantom, Upfront Models, Triumph, Kix and Walt Disney Pictures. We worked very hard to get the feature stories done, organise the shoots and to sort out all the great gadgets and pop-culture stuff for you to enjoy. Theres no need to read this section just flip the page and enjoy the rest of the magazine.
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Its a scientific fact that as you get older, it becomes more difficult to keep your eyes open at any given time. It starts when you begin nodding off during movies, but before you know it youre grabbing 40 winks on the train to work and even casually trying to sneak in a quick bit of shut-eye during a particularly tender love-making session.
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Look, when youve forked out $150 to be stood a mere bottles throw from your favourite band, the last thing you want is to get caught up in some sweaty moshpit, soaked to the eyeballs in other peoples salty secretions. You cant even see the bass player from there! And dont even get started on those people who stand up to cheer a goal at Jalan Besar Stadium. Theyre just ruining the view for everyone else
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Learn from the managerial genius who overcame lazy players and Jos Mourinho to win 14 titles in four seasons at Barcelona FC.
Guardiolas bonce could have ballooned when he became a Barcelona first-team regular at 20. It didnt. Three years later, he was still driving a second-hand Volkswagen Golf, recalls teammate Ronald Koeman. The lesson: Youre only as good as your next appraisal; so never let a promotion or pay rise go to your head.
Guardiola didnt deliver a team talk before Barcas Champions League final against Manchester United in 2009. Instead, he played a video that mixed footage of his team with scenes from Gladiator. It psyched them up so much, some cried. They went out and won 2-0. The lesson: Words arent the only way to motivate.
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02 Interrogate Others
Guardiola wasnt born a master tactician. He became one by analysing his managers and probing his teammates. Pep was always asking questions, says Koeman. He wanted to know everything. He had an insatiable hunger for information. The lesson: If you dont ask, you dont learn,so constantly quiz your supervisors.
03 Control Everything
When Guardiola was made Barca boss in 2008, he inherited a lazy squad. His solution? New tactics, tougher training and more fines for poor behaviour. Standards had slipped, recalls Barca midfielder, Xavier Hernndez, Pep was on everything like a hawk. The lesson: Leave no stone unturned in your pursuit of perfection.
Prior to Barcas 2011 Champions League semi-final with Real Madrid, Guardiola launched into an anti-Mourinho rant, calling Jos the f**king man at a press conference. His critics said hed snapped not so. Hed deliberately kicked off to fire up his players. That night, Lionel Messi and co gave him a standing ovation. The next night, they won 2-0. The lesson: Anger, if used properly, can be a great way of inspiring others.
07 Inspire Loyalty
What do Ibrahimovic, Ronaldinho, Deco and Etoo all have in common? Aside from being four super-talented footballers, they were all shipped out by Guardiola. Why? Their egos didnt fit with the way he wanted to play. The lesson: Never get too big for your boots.
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As ball boy-turned-club captainturned-manager, Guardiola could have stayed at the Nou Camp for life but he resigned after four years. You have to know when to walk, he once stated. The lesson: Keep moving forward.
People put their lives on the line for Guardiola. If Pep told me to throw myself off the second tier of the Nou Camp, Id think, There must be something good down there, says Barca defender Dani Alves. The lesson: To be a successful leader, you need your team to believe in you.
Etiquette
OH, BEHAVE!
Pitch a tent
Tents are a great way to keep the flies out of your face when youre camping out. But when you bring it to the beach with your date, it just screams that the both of you will be getting it on. Remember: If youve got a bed at home, use it; you wont be able to replicate the same level of comfort in your makeshift tent.
Speedos are a very tricky bit of business; they arent inappropriate but there are appropriate places for them. A family beach, on one hand, is not the most appropriate for a tiny Speedo. Unless youve got goggles on your head and are surnamed Phelps, you should not be in a Speedo. It leaves nothing to imagination and it forces people to actually imagine it in the first place.
Wear Speedos
Everyones done this male, female, animals. It is, however, obvious to everyone around you when you suddenly stop your game of beach soccer and request to be excused while you take a dip. Like our encik used to say, Want to do, go and do, just dont get caught
Ever gone to the beach and spotted guys dressed in berms and polo tees with shoes on and a digital camera slinging from his neck? This is probably what they think: So many bikini babes, so little memory space in the camera. Might as well rule out those who wouldnt like to be part of my photo album by asking them directly.
Did you forget your sun block? How are you going to keep your skin pasty and pale with all these ultra-violet rays? Its a good thing the girl lying face down across from you has her cream and lotion strewn over the sand. You might as well borrow some, no need to wake her and ask. Until you realise she wasnt actually asleep from the shout of Help! Thief!
Ogle indiscreetly
Youre walking along the beach looking for a place to lay your pale butt down, and you notice a stunning babe with a juicy posterior playing volleyball. Shes looking your way and waving at you! All you can think of is wave back. She runs towards you and as youre about to say hi, she gets on her knees, picks up the volleyball and rejoins her friends.
Go nude
So you want to impress, and youre in your Speedos at the beach (despite us telling you no to Speedos) and you decide to stuff rolls of toilet paper down the front. You imagine its time to speak to the ladies and bring them back to your tent. (Because thats the kind of guy you are.) But you wont be fooling anybody with your party trick once you enter the water.
Ever hung out at the beach and everywhere you look you see penises and everything is as normal as it should be despite the huge number of naked men walking around? No? Yeah, lets keep it that way. You should also know that, despite your missus telling you what a wizard you are in the sack, it is not reason enough to wave your wand in public.
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Garry, 51
Sample A: Zebra He guessed: Overcooked veal For me, this was the only edible one. It was the best of a bad bunch. I didnt actually like any of them. They were all pretty tasteless. Revolting, even. Would you eat it again now you know its zebra? No thanks.
Sam, 22
Terry, 47
Sample F: Squirrel He guessed: Rabbit I thought this had the nicest flavour and the best texture. All the others were quite dry compared to this. Its slightly gamey in taste, but not massively, so itd be nice in a casserole. Would you eat it again now you know its squirrel? Its squirrel? Wow, you got a big one there. Theyre usually smaller than that. Yeah, Id have it again but casserole it.
Sample D: Crocodile He guessed: Absolutely no idea I didnt like it, but I didnt spit it out like some of the other guys did. Its tough, dry and like gristle. Youd need to cook this for a very long time to get any flavour from it. I definitely preferred the camel out of all of them. Would you eat it again now you know its crocodile? Croc or not, Im not eating it again.
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Sample C: Camel steak He guessed: Bison This tastes just like a not-toomature, pretty decent steak. Itd be really delicious pan-fried for a couple of minutes on each side, with a bit of thyme and seasoning. Would you eat it again now you know its camel? Yeah, definitely, this is the best one.
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Sample B: Kangaroo sausage He guessed: Boar It tasted like a pretty good and meaty sausage. Id hazard a guess at it being some sort of African animal, because we sell a boar sausage and its kind of similar. Would you eat it again now you know its kangaroo? It was my favourite of the lot, and Ive got no problem eating a kangaroo, so yes.
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Sample E: Python fillet He guessed: Frog Its really tough, so its hard work getting through it. Its not that much fun to eat, really. Its nowhere near my favourite, which was the camel. I used to butcher horses, and thats kind of what camel tasted like sort of sweet. Would you eat it again now you know its python? Id cook it for a very long time if I had to eat it again.
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Sample B KANGAROO
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Sample D CROCODILE
Sample E PYTHON
Sample F SQUIRREL
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DATE: 21 June, Friday TIME: 7pm onwards VENUE: Playhouse at #C-01-03 Clarke Quay
Get invites to the Finals party.* Witness the crowning of FHM s next cover model. Fashion showcase by official swimwear/lingerie sponsor Triumph. Complimentary drinks.
Terms & Conditions: Invites are on a first-come-first-serve basis. n RSVP closes on 10 June13 n Confirmation e-mail will be send to you once we have confirmed your RSVP to the event n First 200 pax at the event will be issued complimentary drink coupons n House rules & age limit for entry into Playhouse applies n Singapore FHM reserves the right refused entry upon full capacity at the venue. n Singapore FHM reserves the right to change the date of the Finals party.
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Feeling toasted by the scorching sun? Go sleeveless with these tank tops.
ART DIRECTION: DANNII CHOO; PHOTOGRAPHY: ROY LIM; STYLING: CHERYL CHAN
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Skull Hugger
Rock the living daylights out of that bad-hair day with these dope fivepanel caps. Sleeker and lower profile then their snapback cousins, theyre made of five pieces of fabric cut to align to the contours of your head, making for an all-around better-fitted silhouette. To sweeten the deal, they come in a plethora of funky prints from cosmic to tribal and even good ol fruit and veg. Yeah, you heard us; you could sport an herb garden on your head and still be the coolest kid on the block.
Sneak Attack
Embodying everything awesome about Scandinavian design, Swedish atelier V Ave Shoe Repair presents these seriously sweet kicks that will make your fancy feet even fancier. Featuring three-strap velcro fastening, engraved rubber soles and an all-over funky print in nylon and suede, these eclectic sneakers will take you from the streets to the dance floor and back upping your style quotient by 200 points in the process.
Short Story
Given the stifling hot weather, its pretty much berm season all year round; why not embrace the opportunity to show off your calves? Celios summer collection of shorts are available in a neutral colour palette ranging from khaki to grey to black, making them idiot-proof when it comes to matching pieces. Throw on a striped tee, patterned polo or even a hoodie and youre good to go.
From Red Wing store, #02-070 Suntec City and Leftfoot stores.
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JESS, 19
Its got a bit of an 80s vibe to it. If you want to wear pants that length, why not just wear three-quarter pants instead of rolling the cuff?
HUIMIN, 18
It works for normal pants but please dont do this for skinny jeans, it would be really unflattering. And it also wont work if his legs are too skinny.
I hate this look! Why are you showing off your ankles? Pants should cover the entire leg and if not, you should be wearing berms. Not in-between.
I think its quite nice and stylish, I wouldnt mind my boyfriend wearing his pants like that.
ELISHA, 25
It doesnt work for most guys; looks a bit effeminate at times. It would be okay for more casual outfits; the top needs to match the overall look.
JEAN, 24
Its a more special way of wearing pants. I like that the guy is daring enough to change things up a little and take risks with his dressing.
INTERVIEW & PHOTOGRAPHY: JANINE LEE; MODEL PHOTO: ROY LIM
ELLA, 22
Its a cool look and also very trendy. I think it looks good on guys; beats the normal way of dressing.
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LEAH, 24
Other than a functional purpose, like preventing the pants from getting wet, its silly to roll it up. Fashion trend? Weird and unmanly.
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Kings of Clarity
New grooming items to protect, treat and improve your poker face.
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1)SK-II Men Facial Treatment Essence, 75ml, $99 A non-sticky essence that glides on skin like water and contains a cooling agent that calms and smoothens. Tightening skin and reducing unevenness, this brightens and improves your complexion with regular use.
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WORDS: JANINE LEE; ART DIRECTION: PYRON TAN; PHOTOGRAPHY: ROY LIM
2)Physiogel Hypoallergenic Cream, 75ml, $23 Formulated to work with dehydrated and sensitive skin, this fragrance-free cream locks in moisture for up to three days and guarantees longlasting hydration.
3)Lierac Homme AntiIrritation Shaving Foam, 150ml, $28 Hate razor burn and irritation from shaving? This foam infused with peppermint protects skin and soothes by reducing friction and redness, while providing a cooling sensation that lasts well after your shave.
4)B.liv Shield Me Moisturizing Sunblock, 45ml, $45 Weve said it before and well say it again the sun is the biggest culprit causing damaged skin. This quickabsorbing sunblock not only protects from UVA and UVB rays, it also hydrates and repairs damaged skin.
5)Le Petit Olivier Pure Argan Oil, 50ml, $58 100 per cent pure, organic and natural, argan oil contains essential fatty acids that combat skin ageing. Apply a few drops and massage into cleansed skin. A multi purpose product, it can also be used to revitalise and restore dull, dry hair.
Scent-sual Pleasures
Gauri Garodia, founder and creative director of artisanal perfumery Code Deco, breaks down the art of fragrances for us and tells us how to select that perfect scent.
What is artisanal perfume? Commercial perfume has to appeal to the masses, from consumers in China to Latin America. Its created for maximum impact; within five to 10 seconds, it needs to make a big impression. That might be enjoyable for a lot of people, but its not very personal because, at some level, youre already stripping it of distinctiveness or individuality. Artisanal perfumes stem from more original concepts; out of a collection of 12, half will do nothing for you. But there will be a few that really connect much more than a commercial perfume. When that happens, you feel a mood transformation. There are some perfumes that sparkle on you and make you feel happier. When choosing perfume for a girl, should a guy pick something he or she likes? Sometimes I dress to please myself, but there are days I wear something I know my husband likes. The tricky part is until you smell the fragrance, you wont know if she likes it or
not. Code Deco has an online chart that categorises our fragrances according to moods or feelings. Whether its sheer, sparkling, warm or dark. This is especially handy when selecting perfumes, as youll know what type of person your partner is and what she likes. Is it unmanly to buy another guy fragrance? Thats usually left to their girlfriends to do! When women shop, they tend to think of everyone. Id see something and think, Those shoes would be nice for my mum, or That tie would suit my husband. But men dont shop that way. They go to a store, get what they need and come out. Theyre not going to think of gifts. But its a sensible gift, of course; it would be a good idea only if your male friend has odour issues! Whats a nice way to tell a girl she needs to put on perfume? As a gift and choosing some of the fresher themes that smell clean. Its one of the things I thought about when creating the sheer and sparkling collections because,
[For men] Buying your guy friend fragrance would be a good idea only if he has odour issues. Leave it to their girlfriends to do that.
honestly, Singapore is so humid. No matter how nicely dressed and groomed you are, by midday, youd start feeling conscious about how you smell. Those fragrances are designed to give off a clean, crisp smell all day. Which scent do ladies find most attractive on guys? The preferences are driven by a few things, such as conditioning your background, where you grew up, things that make you nostalgic or give you happy memories. Culture is another where you live, what the weather is like. If it were snowing now, youd prefer a warmer fragrance because thats a biological response to your surroundings. In my experience, Caucasians and Northern European women tend to prefer the drier notes in perfumes that exude a lot of warmth; a woman in Asia would tend towards cooler, crisper notes. Constraints aside, what ingredients would you use to make the ultimate perfume? Perfumery has a palette of about 3,000 materials; the options are infinite. When creating a perfume, Im like a greedy child, so I have to hold back and keep focused. Every time one of my fragrances reaches the point where I imagined it to be, where I smell it and think its perfect, I need to tell myself to stop adding things to it. That for me becomes my ultimate perfume, at least for that day, week or month. Right now, Id like to capture the sense of monsoon the smell of earth, water and leaves. Its not an identifiable smell; its the smell of a mood. Thats my next goal.
Visit www.codedeco.com.sg for more information and Code Decos range of artisanal perfumes.
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Even when youre in a contemplative mood, there is no reason why you should ignore style.
FA S H I O N
Jacket, by Adidas. Printed shorts, by A|X Armani Exchange. Shoes, by Converse. Photography assistance: Darren Kuah; Styling assistance: Dennis Villareal; Grooming: Sha Shamsi/9628-7035; Model: Benjamin/ Looque Models
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Denim polo tee and shoes, both by Fred Perry. Striped denim shorts, by A|X Armani Exchange. Opposite: Jacket, by Adidas. Printed shortsleeved collared shirt, by Topman. Shorts, by Calvin Klein Jeans. Shoes, by H&M.
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Jacket, by Topman. Printed short-sleeved shirt, by Adidas. Shorts, by G-Star. Studded sneakers, by Converse.
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Hooded jacket, by A|X Armani Exchange. Slim-fit pants, by Calvin Klein Jeans. Shoes, by Converse. Opposite: Printed jacket, by H&M. Distressed T-shirt, by Calvin Klein Jeans. Belt, by Fred Perry. Shorts, by Topman. Shoes, by Adidas.
Active Hands
Hey, jock. These ones are for you.
Doesnt mind getting roughed up in wet environments. Claude Bernard Aquarider (10202 3 BUIN), $749, Tangs, Robinsons The Centrepoint, OG Orchard Point and authorised retailers.
Gets you very deep underwater. Ball Engineer Hydrocarbon NEDU, $5,700, authorised retailers.
A yellow hand here, a red arrow there sports with a trendy twist. Timex Mens Fashion (T2P041), $199, selected Royal Sporting House stores.
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The toughest SOB in the watch world. Reactor Neutron, $834, Reactor boutique at Plaza Singapura.
Put vigour on your wrists. Gc Homme (X95004G4S), $1,048, Gc boutique at Marina Square and authorised retailers.
The time is clear with a luminous dial and bold markers. Nautica NMX 601, $299, Tangs and Nautica boutiques.
Half Time
Play with colours. Nixon Dip-Dye Collection, $115, Nixon store at Ion Orchard, Tangs, Robinsons The Centrepoint and The Shoppes at Marina Bay Sands, and authorised retailers.
Make em green with envy. Tsovet Aviation Collection (SVT-FW44), $565, Robinsons The Centrepoint and The Shoppes at Marina Bay Sands and Tangs VivoCity.
You wouldnt mind being seen in this camouflage. Adidas Camo Collection Stockholm (ADH2813), $215, Robinsons The Centrepoint.
Classy without the inflated price tag. Arbutus Open Heart, $375, Tangs, OG Orchard Point, Robinsons The Centrepoint, Mustafa Centre and authorised retailers.
Designer face. Issey Miyake Twelve by Naoto Fukasawa (SILAP020), $588, Isetan Scotts, Robinsons The Centrepoint and The Shoppes at Marina Bay Sands, Tangs, Front Row at Raffles Hotel and Moments by City Chain at Ion Orchard.
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Jabra Play
Whys it good? The portable Bluetooth speaker comes with a bike mount for those lonely rides along Punggol Waterway. Can even be mounted on a stroller, so you can groove to Psy while carrying out fatherly duties. Gimme: $219; Robinsons The Centrepoint and Raffles City, Isetan Scotts and Tampines, Tangs Orchard, HMV, TwoBros Lifestyle & Gadget Store, Nimbus@Wheelock and LifeCycle.
NYNE NB-200
Whys it good? Wireless and wired connectivity; custom-tuned, down-firing sub-woofer; and effective sonic directivity all for only a two-figure price tag. Gimme: $79; sg.store.creative.com and authorised retailers.
Whys it good? Super-convenient, super-tiny (6 x 5.7 cm), this cylindrical Bluetooth speaker with MicroSD, built-in microphone and FM radio playback, lets you bring your music wherever you go even to the gents. Gimme: $129; Tangs Orchard, HMV and authorised retailers.
Nakamichi NBS2
Whys it good? Enjoy room-filling cinema sound without room-filling clutter, thanks to its wireless feature. Powered by Sonys proprietary S-Force PRO Front Surround technology, this powerhouse has just two front speakers in a single bar, plus a dynamic sub-woofer, to create multi-dimensional audio output. Gimme: $449; Sony stores and authorised retailers.
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Whys it good? The smart system not only makes hot beverages such as coffee, tea and chocolate, but also iced peach tea and iced cappuccino. Best of all? It doubles as an ornamental piece with its duck-like design. Gimme: $279; authorised retailers.
Whys it good? The 20.3-megapixel camera is a fast image recorder (Hybrid Auto Focus system, 1/6000 sec shutter speed and 8.6fps continuous shooting mode) with an even faster sharing capability via Wi-Fi. Best of all? The Samsung 45mm 2D/3D lens (sold separately) is the worlds first one-lens 3D system that captures still images and HD movies in perfect 3D quality. Gimme: $999, $649 (45mm 2D/3D lens); authorised retailers.
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Whys it good? The shockproof silicone case features a built-in 1,500mAh lithium polymer battery that extends battery life by 70 per cent. Best of all? Its is the thinnest design to date, adding only 0.3 inches to your bulk. Gimme: $109.90; EpiCentre, Challenger, Gain City, Newstead, Nubox, Infinite, Gadget World, Harvey Norman and Mustafa.
Whys it good? Convenience at your finger tips with web access and wireless/mobile printing options. Best of all? Enhanced features such as a front USB port lets you charge mobile devices without having to shift the printer around. Gimme: $399; authorised retailers.
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Whys it good? Stylishly designed with strong-yet-light magnesium alloy casing, built-in kickstand, USB port and microSDXC card slot, nicely sized 10.6-inch Gorilla Glass 2-encased touchscreen and detachable keyboard-like Touch Cover. Best of all? It offers laptop capabilities with pre-installed Microsoft Office Home & Student 2013 RT. Gimme: From $668; Challenger.
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Is it an occupational hazard to put the lives of others before your own? Of course, but it doesnt bother me. Its part of the job; kind of like making a deal with the devil. In order to take a civilian out of danger, I have to switch places with him. But it comes naturally after all the training.
possess to do what you do? Firstly, you need to have integrity; knowing to do what is right. You must also be flexible because situations on the fire ground are constantly changing and you have to adapt. Dedication is one of the most important traits about this job. Even after hours, Im on call round the clock. You also need to have a high level of tolerance because these types of situations can stretch on for days. After the fire is put out, there are implications on airport operations, so the job doesnt just end at the fire. Whats something cool you get to do as an airport firefighter? I get to perform high-storey, dangerous manoeuvres such as rappelling, as well as handling equipment used in height rescues. Its like being Spiderman. The aircraft is of a certain height, so our vehicles have ladders that extend all the way (about four storeys high) to the top of the plane. And the most rewarding thing about your job? Just being the unassuming and unsung hero during and after the emergency. What would you say to someone who was playing with fire? Id borrow a quote from American humourist Jack Handey: If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror. Because I bet thats what really throws you into a panic.
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Which is more important: The ability to solve problems or the ability to numb your emotions? A mixture of both. During such dynamic situations, split-second decisions have to be made to solve the problem under extreme pressure. However, emotions have to be numbed in order to make rational decisions. How do you feel when you spot smokers who dont stub out their cigarettes properly? The only thing I feel is a tinge of sadness for the environment. Because when you smoke, about 4,000 types of chemicals are being released into the environment. From the firesigns perspective, if a butt is not stubbed out properly, it can smoulder for up to three hours. And if it goes unnoticed, thats how it develops into a full-grown fire. Would you rather wear your bunker gear 24/7 for a week, or live in a desert for six months? Id rather live in the desert for half a year because at least there are fluctuations in the weather. But the bunker suit remains forever the same temperature; its really hot. People have actually gotten heatstroke from wearing it for too long. What do your loved ones feel about your job? My parents have this impression that firefighters just stay in the station and do
WORDS: JANINE LEE; ART DIRECTION: PYRON TAN; PHOTOGRAPHY: HONG CHEE YAN
All lingerie, by Triumph. Left (Cara Ng): Knit crochet cardigan, by New Look. Right (Ophelia Wan): Cotton T-shirt, by Forever 21. Art direction assistance: Dannii Choo; Photography assistance: Alfie Pan; Hair: Peter Lee/Hairloom using Goldwell; Makeup: Venetia Stravens/9838-7087, using Nars.
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orget everything you know about beauty pageants and model contests, because the only one worth paying any attention to is finally here. Thats right, guys, its that glorious time of the year again where we reveal the top 10 FHM Models finalists. The nations sexiest girls are ready to rumble. Get to know them, pick a favourite or three, and enjoy the show.
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Left (Michelle Tan): Crochet cardigan, by New Look. Socks, stylists own. Right (Elizabeth Roquita): Oversized cotton tank top, by Cotton On Body. Opposite, left (Mel Tan): Cropped tank top, stylists own. Right: (Rena Neo): Acrylic knit cardigan, by New Look. Socks, stylists own.
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Left (Esther Lee) & right (Gaby Tan): Acrylic knit cardigans, both by New Look. Socks, stylists own. Opposite, left (Cynthia Kuang): Cotton henley, by Cotton On Body. Right (Anna Huang): Knit crochet shrug, by New Look.
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All swimwear, by Triumph. All leather peep-toe heels, by Charles & Keith.
GABY TAN
19, makeup student
If the world froze for a day and no one could see what you did, you would Take all the food supplies from supermarkets in South Korea and deliver them to the people of North Korea. What would make you more nervous: A promising first date or an important interview? An important interview. The date is already promising so Id look forward to it rather than get nervous. A lifetime supply of your favourite snack or a 30-minute orgasm? A 30-minute tongue orgasm. By that I mean food so heavenly its an orgasm for the tongue! What do you look for in a guy? He has to be sincere, mature and capable. Youve come to the end of a pretty good first date when the guy suddenly says, I think I love you. What would be your immediate reaction? Id smile politely and say goodbye, while freaking out inside.
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20, student
If the world froze for a day and no one could see what you did, you would Find a white horse and ride it all over the city. What is your secret talent? Designing and making small gifts. Im good at crafts. What would make you more nervous: A promising first date or an important interview? The interview because I would need to be able to perform well at all times. Whats one thing you cannot say no to? Partying and having an awesome time. What do you look for in a guy? I like guys who are faithful, humorous and caring. Youve come to the end of a pretty good first date when the guy suddenly says, I think I love you. What would be your immediate reaction? I would be quite astonished as its difficult to love someone so easily.
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24, executive
If the world froze for an afternoon and no one could see what I did, I would Go on a crazy shopping spree. What is your secret talent? It has yet to be discovered. If we went through your personal belongings, what would we be shocked to find? Nothing. Im a transparent person, I have nothing to hide. Whats one thing you cannot say no to? Floral prints and colourful dresses. A lifetime supply of your favourite snack or a 30-minute orgasm? A lifetime supply of chocolate sounds too good to pass up. What do you look for in a guy? My ideal man would be romantic, confident and caring. Youve come to the end of a pretty good first date when the guy suddenly says, I think I love you. What would be your immediate reaction? I would be surprised but also very happy.
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19, student
If the world froze for a day and no one could see what you did, you would Take money from the bank and give it to the poor, disabled and elderly. What do you think about before you fall asleep at night? The decisions Ive made and how my life might have changed if Id chosen a different path. If we went through your personal belongings, what would we be shocked to find? I keep random things like an unused instant teabag that has been lying around my room for a few years now. Who would you like to have a drink with? My father as Ive never met him. What do you look for in a guy? Neat hair, filial piety and a good sense of dressing. Youve come to the end of a pretty good first date when the guy suddenly says, I think I love you. What would be your immediate reaction? Id be shocked because you shouldnt say those words just like that.
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28, office admin
If the world froze for a day and no one could see what you did, you would Do naked things in public like swim, run and kiss my crush! What is your secret talent? Pole dancing. Who would you like to have a drink with? Can I say Barbie? I used to play with the doll when I was a kid and shes not a real person so itd be a fun experience. A lifetime supply of your favourite snack food or a 30-minute orgasm? The 30-minute orgasm because it would be a crazy experience! What do you look for in a guy? Humour, kindness and maturity. Youve come to the end of a pretty good first date when the guy suddenly says, I think I love you. What would be your immediate reaction? Flattered but suspicious. I would much rather he says it after we have known each other for a longer period of time.
MICHELLE TAN
20, student
If the world froze for a day and no one could see what you did, you would I would go shopping wearing my favourite lingerie; that has always been a fantasy of mine! What do you think about before you fall asleep at night? I apply the law of attraction and think about Victorias Secret models, hoping Ill look like them one day. What is your secret talent? I dance quite well. What would make you more nervous: A promising first date or an important interview? Theres no need to make a huge impression on a first date. Just be yourself. You wouldnt want him to fall for a side of you thats trying too hard, anyway. Whats one thing you cannot say no to? Sexy lingerie. What do you look for in a guy? Intellect, humour and a decent build he cant be too skinny.
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21, freelance dancer
If the world froze for a day and no one could see what you did, you would Visit all the restricted areas in Singapore like an army base or the tiger enclosure at the zoo. If we went through your personal belongings, what would we be shocked to find? I dont own any shocking belongings, but youd find some unknown body piercings on me. Who would you like to have a drink with? Id love to meet Thor hes the hottest demi-god around. Whats one thing you cannot say no to? I could never say no to the person I love. What do you look for in a guy? Intelligence, height (at least 1.8m) and a nice body. Youve come to the end of a pretty good first date when the guy suddenly says, I think I love you. What would be your immediate reaction? I would laugh my a** off first, then I would tell him that love is a very strong word.
ELIZABETH ROQUITA
18, student
If the world froze for a day and no one could see what you did, you would Use a marker and go around drawing on peoples faces! What is your secret talent? I sing and longboard. I might look like the type who just hangs out with friends and shops, but Im actually an adventurous girl. What would make you more nervous: A promising first date or an important interview? The interview; it could determine my future. The guy on the date would just have to accept me for the girl I am. What do you look for in a guy? He should be understanding, trustworthy and decent looking. Youve come to the end of a pretty good first date when the guy suddenty says, I think I love you. Whats your immediate reaction? Id be shocked because its a bit too fast. It takes time to love a person and hes probably just in love with the moment, not me.
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22, student
If the world froze for an afternoon and no one could see what I did, I would Run around naked! What is the last thing you think about before you fall asleep at night? My plans for the next day. What is your secret talent? I am a sparring gold-medallist in tae kwon do. Name one person youd love to have a drink with? Emma Watson because shes really hot and I admire her a lot. Whats one thing you cannot say no to? Exciting and extreme sports like skydiving. Im quite the adrenaline junkie. What do you look for in a guy? He has to be affectionate, ambitious and diligent. Youve come to the end of a pretty good first date when the guy suddenly says, I think I love you. Whats your immediate reaction? Id give him a peck on the cheek but thats about it.
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kay, were starting with a flash one. But think of it this way for the price of a flight to New York, you get to visit a city where you can experience the best match-day atmosphere in the world. The Superclsico, Boca Juniors vs
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River Plate, is a derby so spicy it makes Manchester United vs Manchester City look like a your local five-a-side fixture. Plus, once youve flown to Argentina, everythings dirt cheap and the women are so beautiful youll wonder why Lionel Messi left.
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GALA NIGHT Benimussa Hills This abandoned zoo may have long since moved its animals, but party-goers who turn up for Galas unhinged raves are just as ferocious and untamed. Clubbers get to let loose in the seal pit (and other animal enclosures) to a soundtrack of debauched techno and house. UNDERGROUND San Rafael Underground is the epitome of low-key cool where those in the know go to escape the big spectacle and more commercial vibe found in the franchises. Attracting hip names from house and techno (plus the occasional DJ superstar going incognito,) the club is a former villa with the walls knocked through. USHUAIA Playa Den Bossa When money is no object, this swish five-star beach hotel is your No 1 destination. With pools, a huge stage, mind-boggling sound and outdoor dancing, not to mention cocktail bars, restaurants and a spa (if youre into that sort of thing), Ushuaia regularly hosts super-stars like David Guetta and Sasha. SANKEYS IBIZA Playa Den Bossa A club for connoisseurs, the vibe is low-lit, with killer sound, the best DJs (like Hamburgs so-hot-rightnow Solomun) and an attitude thats more anything goes than your names not on the list, youre not coming in. AMNESIA San Rafael Still one of the most spectacular joints on the island, this ginormous pleasure palace, complete with freezy ice cannons, puts on nights that are regularly ram-jammed to bursting. Its Cocoon nights, hosted by technos arch-hedonist Sven Vth, are an institution. It gets insanely busy, mind, so make sure you get your tickets in advance.
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he journey to the legendary White Island is an essential rite-of-passage that every European bloke must undergo. You, too, can be a part of this hedonistic affair. First up: The boozy lunacy of San Antonio is all well and good but make time for a trip across the island to Ibiza Town (a cab is $40). Less lairy and expensive than San Antonio, the cobbled streets of Ibiza Town are the place for fresh-outthe-water seafood and Instagramworthy views across the harbour. But dont imagine that its just San Antonios sleepy cousin: As the sun sets, the bars buzz with
swarms of tanned Euro-fitties, while super-clubs El Divino and Pacha the places that made the Swedish House Mafia the legend it is are both located there. If youre a beach lover and/or a fan of Italian models in barely-there bikinis then escape the hordes of hangover victims turning lobster-red on the beaches of San Antonio and head instead to Las Salinas Beach. Surrounded by pine woods, with white sand and crystal-clear waters perfect for body-surfing, its a magnet for millionaire footballers and eye-popping Wag types. The bars and restaurants dotted along
Las Salinas aint cheap, but you wont find a more this is the life spot on the whole island. If there are four or more of you going, then sharing a villa can work out cheaper than hotel rooms. You can get a decent villa (with a pool!) that sleeps eight for $2,700 a week thats about $338 each. Although you wont be bang in the centre of either San Antonio or Ibiza Town, youll have somewhere to chill during down-time without the wallet-strangling expense of sitting outside a bar. And on top of that, it gives you a place to impress girls with messy, post-club parties.
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magine Spain right now in your head. Youre not thinking of Madrids squares, probably even not Barcelonas Las Ramblas. Youre picturing Andaluca, a land of bull fighting, scorched beaches and truly awesome ham sandwiches. For some serious adventure without the serious price tag (or dysentery/malaria pills/kidnap ordeals) simply grab a cheap flight to Malaga (a hugely underrated city, you wont believe it isnt more popular) then like the locals go with flow. Seriously, no need to book ahead, just take the bus (or hire a car for real freedom) and find your own Spain. You want epic mountain trails and pant-soiling ravines? Head an hour north to El Chorro. Fancy a romantic city by the sea and off the tourist track? You need Cadiz. Kite surfing? Tarifa. Chilled-out beach scene? Take your pick of anywhere on the coast from Nerja on. Good food (and by that we mean, basically, loads of meat) and bars you can spend all day? Everywhere. Rooms From $38 a night look for pensions for the best deals. Drink Sherry (Its made here and cheaper than chips). Ghoulish tourist attraction Rondas bridge people were chucked off this during the Spanish Civil war.
o this is the plan: Do everything you usually do on holiday ride banana boats, down shots, dance on bars, eat plates of meat but mix it in with some culture. There is no better place to do this than Bodrum in Turkey, home to a Marbella-esque marina, a 15th century castle (think Kings Landing in Game of Thrones) and, best of all, Halikarnas, a 5,000-capacity outdoor club, which attracts all the worlds top DJs, possesses a has-to-beheard-to-be-believed sound system, looks over the Mediterranean coast, and fires lasers so powerful they can be seen in Greece. Must-lie-on beaches include Bitez, which is the resorts most
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picturesque strip of sand, and Gumbet, where you can hire everything from a canoe to a catamaran via a jet ski. For clubs, look no further than the floating Marine Club Catamaran, which sets sail at 1.30am and docks three hours later. What happens in between? Simple. Over 1,500 revellers go mental. Time to go June-August Rooms From $22 per person per night (triple rooms offer the best value). Drink Whatever you like, its always happy hour somewhere. Cultural kick Mausoleum of Halicarnassus. Theres not much left, but this giant structure (built in 353BC) was one of the seven wonders of the ancient world.
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he bad news is, youre right. Your girlfriend is indeed itching to be whisked away to a romantic beach where the sun always shines. The good news is it doesnt have to cost you six months wages and several vital organs. The laidback, 65-mile long Indian coastal stretch known as Goa might be a pain to get to but once you reach it, everythings cheap. Cool accommodation in the North includes 17thcentury fort-turned hotel Fort Tiracol, but wed advise heading south and bagging a beach hut in Palolem. This allows you to mix beach days sunbathing, massages, nights out and rampant sex in your beach hut with active days watersports, sightseeing, nights out and rampant sex in your beach hut. On your sand-based days, snack on fresh pineapple, then dine in shore-side restaurants where the fish is so fresh you see it coming out of the ocean. If that gets a bit samey, dive or snorkel, before jumping on your scooter (by far the best way to get around) and taking some kick-ass photos of you and your good lady exploring places like the grand cathedral in old Goa and colonial mansion Chandor. Time to go November-February Rooms Beach huts start at $10 per night. Drink Feni, the trademark local booze made from cashew apples or coconut sap. Attenborough alert Goas Cambarjua Cana, where you can see crocodiles in the wilderness.
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In and around Flower Street (the only road with a name) are dozens of bars, such as Den Glade Viking (the only place where dancing naked on the bar is allowed) and the thumping Disco Orange, which hosts club nights by Twice As Nice and Hed Kandi. Beers start at $2 (24-hour happy hours arent rare) and most bars dont shut until the last rakia (local alcoholic beverage) is downed at sunrise. As far as sun (and booze) drenched paradises go, this ones hard to beat. Rooms From $40 a night. Drink Zagorka (local beer) and rakia (strength varies significantly). Questionable but awesome Aqua Paradise, an aqua park you can bring booze into.
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ometimes all you really want out of a holiday is a sun tan, a huge amount of booze and to get luckier than a doublelottery-winning lightning-strike survivor. If thats you, then Bulgarias Sunny Beach will more than fit the bill. You can forget those Spanish beaches that get busier than Westfield Shopping Centre on this five-mile stretch of golden sand (more Baywatch than Bulgaria) you can go all out and not have to worry about money. Think Lidl-brand Dubai for the main resort (in the best possible way) with new, posh hotels lining the beach that wont break the bank. The turbocharged nightlife, which is a favourite with hot Scandinavian women, has its sights on the Balearics, already coaxing superstar DJ Carl Cox to the decks.
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hen youre brainstorming potential holiday destinations down the pub, Croatia probably doesnt spring to mind. But this small south-European country is well worth sticking on your holiday wish-list if you want the sunshine, nightlife and lush landscapes of Mediterranean holiday spots such as Ibiza, but at a less walletcrushing price. Its the clubs and dance-music festivals springing up along Croatias sandy coastline that are making it the new best-kept secret among party-monsters across Europe (particularly Germany, for some reason). Your most solid festival-going bet is Electric Elephant, which this year runs from 11-15 July, in Tisno, with tickets at $210 a pop. Held in an amazing, totally secluded sandy bay, Electric Elephant is five-near-perfect days of sun, sea, world-class DJs and demented boat parties aboard the aptly-named Argonaughty. And no trenchfoot guaranteed. In terms of clubs, wed recommend getting your dancing flip-flops down to Club Porat,
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located near Pirovac: A huge, completely openair club that attracts world-class house and techno DJs, its well worth paying a visit if the idea of dancing under moonlight, among trees, with hundreds of fit Euro girls appeals to you (and if it doesnt then you might be dead inside). Cheeky tip: Club Porat covers such a large area some 9,000sq m that its incredibly easy to find a gap in its not-veryeffective outer wall and simply hop in for free. Oops! Theres more to Croatia than boobs jiggling to beats, though. The country has more than a thousand islands dotted along its coastline quickly and cheaply accessible by water-taxi and with only 66 of those islands inhabited, theres plenty of exploring to be done and secluded paradises to uncover. Mljet is the island to head to for unspoilt nature; Pag is a party island, hosting the likes of Tiesto and Armand van Helden; and Rab is worth a visit if you fancy giving nudism a go. Just dont forget your factor 30 there are few things more sore than burnt buttocks
HVAR Populated with cocktail bars, lush gardens and European celebs, Hvar is as snazzy as islands get but you and your girlfriend can still rent a bungalow on the paradise-like Palmaina beach for less than $95 a night. BRAC Craving kayaks and jonesing for jet-skis? Bracs got all your watersports needs covered. Its also where youll find Zlatni Rat Croatias mostphotographed beach. Lovely.
LOPUD This is where you go if you really want to get away from it all. Its got no cars, idyllic stretches of white sand and a population smaller than most branches of NTUC. Accessed by a speedboat from Dubrovnik. DUGI Pag is Croatias most-famous party island but Dugi Otok does a nice line in berserk, 24-hour, open-air raves, particularly on Sahara Beach, whose shores are lined with great bars and cafs.
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he dream: A festival where you can go mental to your favourite bands until early morning, then head back to your tent for some sexy time with your girlfriend. The problem: Mud and your lady pal moaning about mud. The solution: Take the British weather out of the equation by jetting to a small town on the east coast of Spain. In case you havent guessed, were talking about Festival International Benicssim, which takes place next to a lovely, long beach from 18-21 July. And if thats not enough to get you and your lady excited, we should probably tell you that this years FHM-approved acts include The Killers, Queens of the Stone Age and Azealia Banks. The best part is the ticket allows you to camp for eight days, meaning you can spend four days visiting water parks and topping up your tan, then four days losing your s**t in the mosh pit. Rooms From $72 per person per night (but its better to take a tent). Drink plenty of water Temperatures hit the high 30s.
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nly high-rolling, swinging berks go to Vegas, right? Wrong. You can do Sin City on a budget, and what do you know, its infinitely cooler to do so. Think Vintage Vegas rather than $600 tickets to see Elton John, and you wont go far wrong. Cities like Vegas suffer in a global recession, so even the slick hotels on the strip can be found to offer eyebrow-raising discounts. But sod them, save even more money by going for the faded grandeur of a former mob-owned joint like The Flamingo or El Cortez, both of which were once the stomping grounds of gangster Bugsy Siegel. The Artisan is known for being a party palace, and downtown, the Fremont will put you up for $45 a night. Go
midweek instead of peak-time weekends, and youll be amazed at how little youll pay. Meanwhile, gorge on spectacular New Mexican food at El Sombrero on South Main Street, the oldest gaff in town, opened in 1950, or proper Italian pizza at Settebello. Neither will cost you much more than $12 so you can spend what you save on the slots at Palms or the Gold Coast, both of which give you free drinks while you play. Sweet. Rooms From a staggering $31 at Sams Town. Drink Hit happy hour at the Mandalay Bay for $6 cocktails. Strangest tourist attraction The Atomic Testing Museum, when youre sick of gambling and drinking.
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f the whiff of spent petrol is an essential requirement for your summer vacation, then you could do considerably worse than witnessing The Pharaons International Cross Country Rally. A car, bike and truck race across the sizzling landscape of Egypt, its an all-terrain burn-up through the desert in the style of the legendary Dakar Rally. Taking place over six stages from late September to early October the gruelling race over sand and asphalt is one of the coolest things an engine nut will ever see. Want to get even closer to the race? Book a stay at the Mvenpick Hotel & Casino Cairo Media City, which has a football pitch and four swimming pools. Its where all the teams stay and totally envelop yourself in the atmosphere. Simply apply as an accompanying person, after which
you can sort yourself out with a customised programme. Then when the racings done, you can check out the bazaars and nightlife in Cairo. The capitals nightlife is a mixture of regular bars and more relaxed ahwas (coffee houses) where you can chill out with the locals and smoke shisha. If you want out-and-out clubbing, then head to the Zamalek district, where top clubs, including Rive Gauche and Latex, stay open until 4am. Rooms The five-star Mvenpick for $1,270 (based on two adults sharing). Drink Plenty of water because it will be bloody hot. For the petrol heads Pestering the drivers at dinner time to get the inside track on the days racing.
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he Crimea is known for a couple of things. One was a bloody big war in the 1850s, and the other is Kazantip, a festival on the Black Sea Peninsula in the Ukraine that starts at the end of July and lasts six weeks. Yep, six whole weeks. The festival attracts around 150,000 party loons and hundreds of DJs, but dont be intimidated by its size. Z, as the devoted regulars call it, might sound (and look) a bit mental, but if you rent a room in the budget-friendly nearby town of Popovka, youll be able to retreat from the madness to a safe haven of satellite TV and air-conditioning whenever you like. Okay, lets get down to brass tacks: DJ sets by the likes of Josh Wink, Pendulum and Armin Van Buuren are all very nice but
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his trips about forgetting the rat race with some proper, random adventure. There are dozens of Greek islands, all with a unique draw, all interconnected by a reliable network of boats. Its that easy. Get a cheap flight to Athens then rock up early to Piraeus ferry port like Jack Sparrow in espadrilles to choose your vessel. Want beaches and Vespas? Head to Naxos. Postcard views from a volcano? Santorini. Both seven hours by ferry, enough time to meet travellers on deck and get whooped at tavli (Greek backgammon you can challenge anyone to a game) by an ouzo-charged 80-year-old.
Crete and Rhodes are rip-roaring party hotspots, but those in the know choose Ios. Basically a beach, a port and a town no ruins to see, just 24-hour hedonism. Never question bartenders on the potency of their drinks though. A shot of homemade tsipouro, a super-charged goatherder tipple made from leftover grapes, is always under the counter to shut you up. For true travel bragging rights hit secret island Amorgos. Resist Katapola harbour, where most people disembark, and stay onboard to the epic port of Aegiali. A good shout late in the season when workers throw all-night beach parties. The best bit? This whole holiday can be had for less than a flight to Thailand. Rooms From $23 a night on Ios. Drink $3 for a beer in Los, although expect at least double in Santorini. Historical bonus The Acropolis in Athens climb through olive groves of the lower slopes to reach the the spectacular 432BC Parthenon.
he traditional way to do St Tropez involves spending the day on a pimpin yacht, then sailing into port and partying at Le Caves du Roy ($19 a coke, booze from $48). But since youre not a sucker and your surnames not Abramovich, you wont be doing this. You can, however, enjoy the same buzz for a millionth of the price by renting a villa in nearby Port Grimaud or Sainte Maxime, buying some cans (or a bottle of really cheap but delicious ros wine) from the local super-march and jumping on the open-top shuttle boat to Southern Frances most famous holiday hotspot (sit at the front as those at the back often get soaked). Once docked, wing a left at the port to gawp at the models partying on super-yachts before hitting a restaurant in the Place de Lices for a dish of moule frites (thats mussels and chips) for a not-crazy-expensive $24. Next, head back to and bag a table outside the Bar du Port. Its always packed and open until 4am. If the DJ or women arent doing it for you there, try Papagayo, which is open til dawn. Its pricey, but if you want to splash the cash for a night of champagne-soaked debauchery youll be in with a chance of pulling some of Europes finest ladies (or impressing your other half). Time to go May-September Rooms From $22 per person per night; look for shared villa for the best deals. Drink Tap water if its your round, whatever you fancy if it isnt. When in Rome activity A game of petanque (boules) locals and tourists play in the Placedes Lices. FHM
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One Fighting Championship s (One FC) latest Swiss-Filipino ring
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Words: Janine Lee Art direction: Pyron Tan Photography: Nicky Loh Styling: Thomas Hong
Spot Joyeux bra top with sequin strap and matching panties, by Valisere from Triumph. Poetry ring, by Oroton. Hair: Peter Lee/Hairloom using Goldwell; Makeup: Sha Shamsi/9628-7035, using Make Up For Ever.
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heyre the sweethearts of the ring, adding a bit of sass and sex appeal to whats otherwise a completely male-dominated world. They make a mixed martial arts (MMA) fight look that much more brutal simply by being present, and theyre also the only people on earth who can get a crowd roaring just by walking around holding a sign. All things considered, theyre pivotal to the MMA experience and its just peaches for us that they look so damned good doing it. Show some love to Christine Hallauer, One FCs new ring girl.
Black ribbon lace on white bra, by La Senza. Bracelet, stylists own. Opposite: Pink lace padded bra, tanga with tutu and bow, all by La Senza.
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CH R I STI N E HALLAU E R What do you do as a ring girl? The role were known for would be carrying the signs that display the round numbers of a fight. But before each fight, we also attend a lot of media events with the management team and fighters. Were the female faces that represent One FC the MMA equivalent of F1 grid girls. There are ring girls who are celebrities in their own right, with fans who follow them. And when they follow us, theyll also follow news about One FC and this in turn generates more interest in the sport. How did you get introduced to MMA and how did it lead to this job? I was modelling for magazines in Australia when my friend introduced
me to this. So I started doing promotional work for smaller fights in 2009. Thats how One FC eventually discovered me and it led to where I am now. What does it take to be a ring girl for One FC? I reckon it wanted someone from the region with an Asian heritage to be able to connect with its audience here. And since the Philippines is one of the largest markets for MMA and Im half Filipino, it worked out. The ring girls also need to be articulate, to speak for One FC. Of course, sexy, classy and sporty, too! Are you an MMA fan, or is it more of a job for you? I actually do have a genuine interest in MMA and love to watch the
The M M A audience are quite respect ful to us at the fights and they dont do any thing out of line.
fights. But this sport is so popular in Australia that it doesnt need much introduction. Everyone there is familiar with MMA and its common for any one of us to be a fan. Have you signed up for any MMA classses? I might do muay thai for fitness in the future because thats the one Im most familiar with, but I dont think I can fight. Id probably appreciate it more as a member of the audience! How do you feel about being ogled by men? It doesnt really bother me. Im not really concentrating on that; Im more focused on the job and walking around and having fun. Besides, theyre quite respectful to us at the fights and they dont do anything out of line, so its quite nice. Weve seen drama between fighters. Is there any drama between ring girls?
Not that Ive come across; were all good friends! If you could take on one person in MMA who would it be? Can I say [boxer Manny] Pacquiao? Just because of how massively popular he is in the Philippines. How do you define sexy? Its what you personally feel comfortable in, or feel good wearing. Everyones definition is different. For me, its a feeling: If I feel sexy, I come across as sexy. Whats the wildest thing youve ever done? Riding a horse while doing a photo shoot! FHM
Panties, by Valisere from Triumph. Loa bronze bracelet, Ditan bracelet and Trance Rhodium earrings, all by Oroton.
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QUESTION 1
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QUESTION 2
CRUMBLING BONES
Space turns athletic people astronauts into couch potatoes. Their muscles waste, their bones waste if you dont use it, you lose it, and going into space, youre not using it. They lose bone mass and muscle mass from the bits of the skeleton that are load-bearing areas. In those regions, you lose on average 1-2 per cent bone mineral per month. At that kind of loss, you dont have to go long before youre into real trouble.
SPACE MADNESS
Space is tremendously challenging psychologically. Youre in a confined area, death awaits you about an inch away on the other side of the hull, youre living inside a machine these arent just houses in space, theyre constructions that have to work to keep you alive. Youre isolated from all your creature comforts and everyones monitoring what youre doing. Its like Big Brother in space, but the evictions are kind of messier. The thing about taking fee-paying people up there is that theres a lower grade of psychological selection for space tourists, so you have to accept that theres a possibly higher incidence of crazy-person-aboard-ship syndrome.
BOILING BLOOD
As pressure drops, so does the boiling point of liquid. If you boil a cup of tea on the summit of Everest, the water boils at 70 deg C, rather than 100 deg C. Now, if you keep dropping the pressure, eventually you get to the point at which water will boil at 37 deg C the core temperature of your body. If youre at low enough pressure, as in the vacuum of space, the water in the soft tissues of your body and the blood in your veins begins to boil and form bubbles of vapour. If that goes on long enough, it will kill you.
Inside your central nervous system your brain and spinal cord theres liquid circulating called the cerebrospinal fluid. In space, something happens which causes a swelling of the brain. It may be because this fluid isnt draining properly, no ones really sure, but as
LOSS OF FINGERNAILS
Spacesuits look like big quilts and you think, Gosh, that must be the most comfy thing to wear but theyre really not. Its like wriggling into a suit of armour lined with a wetsuit, and youre out there for six hours at a time. The gloves and boots in particular press up against your finger- and toenails, putting pressure on them. The nail bed needs a supply of blood, and if that is obstructed, the nails lose their blood supply and the whole thing just comes off.
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MOON (2009)
The plot: Trippy sci-fi in which Sam Rockwells moon miner discovers hes the victim of a human-cloning operation. Dr Hugh: Space mining is big at the moment, and were really close to how its portrayed in this film. Two companies one funded by (Google bosses) Eric Schmidt and Larry Page, the other by director James Cameron are trying to set up mining missions to asteroids.
BARBARELLA (1968)
The plot: Jane Fonda jiggles her way around various planets in a space-bikini. On her adventures she meets many interesting characters. And has sex with almost all of them. Dr H: Im pretty convinced that complex life has developed somewhere. Twenty years ago, we discovered the first planet outside of our solar system. Since then, weve found 5,800 more, as well as countless other candidates that we think are planets.
QUESTION 3
So youve bought a ticket to the moon, hopped onboard the shuttle and now have nine hours to kill before touchdown. It seems only right you use the journey to enjoy some of the finest space films ever made. But what does Dr Hugh Mortimer, planetary researcher and scientific adviser for last years mega-hit Prometheus, make of the scientific theories at the heart of these six classics? A word of warning: Here be spoilers
ALIENS (1986)
The plot: A band of marines go into hyper-sleep in order to travel across the galaxy to wipe out a planet of predatory beasts. Dr H: Space is so vast that to get to another star system, you have to travel incredibly fast or put yourself into cryogenic sleep. A way of doing this is low-temperature stasis cooling the body down to the point of induced hibernation. Its been tried on mice and pigs and works most of the time.
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...And four other things you didnt know you didnt know.
The majority of space toilets use fan-driven suction systems, instead of water, to pull waste away from astronauts bodies before zero-G can begin playing revolting havoc. On the International Space Station, urine is recycled and turned into drinking water. Poo is dried out, compressed, put in aluminium containers, and disposed of back on Earth.
A proper, no-nonsense space opera. Warring civilisations, galactic politics and a truly epic scope make what would become the first book in Bankss Culture saga a wicked read. Will take ages to finish, too. Its like: Star Wars with a degree.
he becomes hell-bent on seeking revenge even if it takes a total rebuilding of his mind and body. Its like: A Jason Statham film crossed with 2001: A Space Odyssey.
RINGWORLD (1970)
By Larry Niven
Bored colonists on a sand-blasted, inhospitable Mars use psychedelic drugs to help pass the time. Mind-bendingly weird. Its like: Inception, but with drugs instead of sleep.
A mysterious metallic ring, a million miles wide and rotating around a far-off star, is the destination for two bored humans determined to discover its secrets. Was the Ringworld built as shelter from a galactic explosion, or is it part of a plan by alien puppeteers to breed human beings? Its like: Stargate. But with more sex.
Sci-fi at its maddest and most epic: Gully Foyle is an uneducated thug of a man, shipwrecked in deep space. When a rescue ship passes him by,
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QUESTION 6
TRIP TO QINETIQ CENTRIFUGE COURTESY OF THE GUYS BEHIND THE TERRIFYING DEAD SPACE 3 GAME (OUT NOW FOR XBOX 360).
QUESTION 7
Like going over Niagra Falls in a flaming barrel, is how one astronaut described taking off in a rocket. We sent FHM space cadet Dan Masoliver to the QinetiQ Human Centrifuge in Farnborough to find out how 4Gs feels (the level that astronauts leaving Earth on a low-orbital spacecraft experience). Between 2-3Gs, Masoliver experienced grey-out theres a loss of colour and peripheral vision. From 3Gs, the heart has to start beating extraordinarily fast and hard as all the blood in the body is pulled towards the feet. At 4Gs, Masolivers eyesight failed entirely. At 5Gs, most people experience G-LOC (G-force loss of consciousness aka passing out). At 9Gs, his weight would go from 80kg to 720kg. At 16Gs, vibrations begin rupturing organs.
TO INFINITY...
This is not some bloke from a Toy Story convention. It is, in fact, the prototype of Nasas next spacesuit, the Z-1. Designed for future missions to the moon and Mars, the Z-1 is more mobile, easier to get into and more stylish than anything thats come before. The fact that nextgeneration astronauts will be floating around the cosmos dressed as Buzz Lightyear is pretty cool, actually.
HELMET COURTESY OF FANCYDRESS.COM
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QUESTION 8
We got hold of a load of space snacks and conducted a blind taste test.
VACUUM-PACKED GRANOLA
There are no fridges in space, so astronaut food has to be totally dehydrated and sealed in vacuum-packed bags to stop bacteria from developing.
STRAWBERRIES
These are good! Strawberries with the natural sugar taken out and replaced with normal sugar.
PEACHES
Like someone spilt tinned peaches over a cardboard box. And you eat the cardboard box.
APPLE WEDGES
Tastes like warm apple pie. But feels like dry, crusty bread.
QUESTION 9
CAN I BE CAPTAIN?
he short answer: Yes! But you might want to hold fire on purchasing that Starfleet Command tunic for the moment. Youve got some hard work to do before anyones going to let you behind the controls of anything as cool as a spacecraft. In the future, captains of orbital spacecrafts will be ex-airline pilots or test pilots who have a degree in astronautics or space engineering, says veteran European Space Agency astronaut Jean-Franois Clervoy. If you have a problem hundreds of thousands of miles from Earth, you need to know how to fix it. Mis-controlling the fuel in an airplane is not that dramatic a problem. In a spaceship, if you mis-timed a rocket-engine boost for injection into orbit, you'd leave the planet on a trajectory that meant you'd never return to Earth. Doomed. So what would an FHM reader have to do to be in with a chance of one day having Space Captain on their CV?
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The most important thing is they can demonstrate that, from an early age, they were keen on flying and being in the air. They should enrol in test-pilot school and get around 2,000 hours of flight time under their belt, operating high-performance aircraft. The good news is once youve got your pilots licence, spent enough air time and graduated with a degree in something space science-y, youll be on a good salary from the moment you don your captains hat. Basic pay will be around $190,000 a year, says Cervoy, and that will rise to $380,000, depending on how often you fly.
$380,000
SPACE CAPTAINS FUTURE INCOME
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Billboard
Meet the red-hot redhead from Britain s favourite ads (and every
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ince posing for FHM UKs Halloween special two years back (it was her first-ever shoot), 26-yearold Daisy Pettinger has taken the modelling world by storm. Just last year, Britain saw her seductively sipping on a bottle of Coke Zero and managing to make a bowl of Kelloggs Special K look trouserrubbingly exciting. Our UK counterparts even confessed that theyd have her in their mag every single month if they could. In fact, feast your eyes on these pictures and give them one good reason not to.
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Youre everywhere in the UK right now. Whats your latest steamy advert? My last shoot was for an Ann Summers (lingerie and sex toys retailer) Christmas commercial, but you dont see my face. Just my bod. I do a lot of lingerie and swimwear jobs. Youll probably find it easier to recognise me with my clothes off. What did the ad involve? Its really embarrassing. Basically, I had to have a sexy romp with a male model in my underwear. Dont tell my mum! Actually, she knows but my dad doesnt. Do you have any tattoos that might help us recognise you? Only on my foot, but I dont think people will be concentrating on the feet. How long have you been modelling? Ive been doing it for 10 years, since I was 16. I went to Japan when I was 17 to model. I did
some crazy s**t; they are absolutely mental over there. What was the weirdest thing you had to do? One of my first Japanese adverts was for a breast pump. I was 17 and was given this newborn child, which I then had to hold, topless I had nothing on. The agency also liked the models to have super-pale skin, so every morning theyd rub loads of sun cream on us, to make sure we wouldnt get any kind of tan. Bizarre. Are you a fan of the model lifestyle then? No way. Im proper down-to-earth, I dont like the whole model scene. Dont get me wrong, I appreciate nice things, but I love a pizza voucher. I just think, why not? Dough balls and a pizza for $15 who can say no to that? And I love a pint or a cup of tea. A really good
date would be brunch; thats the best meal of the day. What kind of men would you like to have brunch with? Men that arent wankers. High standards indeed. Whats a real turn off? Probably a guy who cant grow a beard. I like a beard. I dont get the whole One Direction thing at all. Whats the world coming to? Theyre children, and people are just going mad over them. I like men. I also like a guy who can laugh at himself. I meet a lot of male models and they take themselves way too seriously; theyre way worse than the girls. Theyre so vain and all they do is talk about gym. Get over yourself! Its a shame that they are so pretty, but on the whole theyre just a bit vacuous.
Im down-to - ear th, I dont like the whole model scene. I love a pint or a cuppa.
But surely you spend as much time in the gym as they do, no? Not really, Im not very sporty. I do a lot of yoga and Pilates, basically because theyre easier. I get a bit freaked out by the gym. I walked a marathon recently. You can say I did a marathon, though, if you want. That would sound better and its not technically a lie. It was difficult, Im still in pain from it. It took us eight hours, and we were pacing it. We were dying by the end. I really dont know how people run that. So where do your talents lie? You know that game where you have a cereal box and you have to bend down and pick it up without bending your knees and without using your hands? Im f**king ace at that game, Im also very good at the limbo, very good actually. Im very flexible.
What would be the best way for a man to find out how flexible you are? I cant stand pathetic men. This summer, one guy tried to ask me out. He was lovely but boring as hell. He sent me a message saying, Um, hi, Daisy, um, would it be okay if, possibly, maybe, I could take you out for dinner, maybe? No way. You want a man to say, Im picking you up at 8 oclock. You need some confidence. I need someone whos as bossy as I am. So who would be your perfect man? Jenson Button I have a small obsession with him. Hes my favourite Formula 1 driver. Though I predict that Sebastian Vettel will win next year again he seems pretty unstoppable. FHM
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BADASS
WRESTLING WAY
FHM LEARNS FROM WWE LEGEND STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN HOW FAR RAISING THE MIDDLE FINGER CAN GET YOU.
Words: Oliver Stallwood
In a world ruled by gargantuan men in multicoloured jockstraps paid to knock seven shades of crap out of each other with fists, steel chairs and tables, it can be tricky getting noticed. For a manual labourer from Victoria, Texas, named Steven James Anderson, trying to crack his way into the World Wrestling Federation, there were only two options to consider. He could (a) try to fit in with the worlds best, find a nut-hugging sequinned suit, get a one-syllable name like Rock or Hulk, sit tight and wait for the big bucks to roll in. Or (b) drink a lot of beer, act so redneck that hed get turned away from a Dukes of Hazzard convention and swear at everyone who could possibly give him a break in the industry. No prizes for guessing which route seemed more appealing. Blond locks would never work, so the 25-year-old Texan workhorse chose to soak himself with beer, swear like a rum-addled pirate, clad himself in leather and denim and put his faith in route (b). By 1995, the Stone Cold
Steve Austin who is now known and loved around the globe by generations of fans, a true WWE phenomenon, had arrived: A blue-collar anti-hero youd expect to find throwing someone through a truck-stop window.
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But if ever you needed an excuse to turn your life dials all the way up, this is it. With his WWE retirement in 2003, his total career earnings were roughly $56m, an astronomical figure that undoubtedly crowned him as the richest redneck on Earth. In 1998 alone, Stone Cold shifted $22m worth of merchandised T-shirts that he personally had a hand in designing. Not bad for a persona that was once regarded as unmarketable by former World Championship Wrestling (WCW) vice-president Eric Bischoff (a remark that apparently led to his sacking). So where does his multi-million-dollar appeal come from? Stone Cold was hell-bent on getting to the top, Austin says. He did exactly what he wanted to do, how he wanted to do it. That was a break from what everyone else was doing, and people appreciated that. People didnt think that Stone Cold was a good role model, but they were entertained by his character.
STEVE AUSTI N unexpected thing youll learn about Steve Austin is that hes a very private individual. Even when hes staying in LA, the big man tries to avoid contact with too many people. What annoys me is that everyone is on their damn phone these days. Its all people seem to do. Id rather be in wide-open spaces than crammed on top of those people in the city. And you dont get much more different from the hubbub of LA than Broken Skull Ranch, Steves 2,000-acre home near Tilden, McMullen County, Texas. It was the place hed always dreamed of, even when he was making a living on a forklift before wrestling skyrocketed him to superstardom. And the name? Hey, I had to break my skull in the ring to buy the place, he justifies. The ranch is where Austin continues his passion for hunting. Hes been shooting and stalking since he was eight, and now has around 40 guns to his name. But shooting isnt his only pastime he indulges in on his man ranch. Prepare for the final Stone Cold Steve Austin surprise I relax by watching spelling bees, he tells us, without even a hesitation to suggest the image of him kicking back in front of a televised childrens spelling competition is even a little peculiar. Im a good speller, but these kids, I couldnt spell three-quarters of what they can. I can spell beer, though. Thats for damn sure.
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Steve Austin stars in The Package, out now on DVD and Blu-ray.
Top: On the quad bike he uses to chase opponents. Above left: With The Expendables co-star Dolph Lundgren. Above right: In the 2012 action film, The Package.
MAKIN AN ENTRANCE
Prior to slapping someones face off, Austin has some of the most colourful entrances in the business. Here are some of our favourites:
The Ice Breaker The Texas Rattlesnake opted to drive a Zamboni an ice resurfacer into the ring in September 1998. He then dished out a clothesline and then got nicked by the cops.
Concrete Evidence It seems 1998 was a vintage year for freaking out in vehicles. Next up, he chose to drive a cement mixer up to WWE owner Vince McMahons Corvette and fill it with the grey stuff.
The Cold One Perhaps one of Stone Colds most famous moments. In 1999, he drove a beer truck into the arena and hosed down rival The Rock.
Dropping In In 2000, Austin completely lost it. He acquired a crane, dropped a block through then-WWE champion Triple Hs bus and towed it into the arena with his pick-up.
Easy as ATV At WrestleMania XXVII, Stone Cold used his trusty ATV or quad bike to chase his opponents in a kind of Mad Max version of Mr Bean.
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Its still not too late to plan your mid-year holiday and make them absolute smashers with these incredible music outings.
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Music
You want to... DANCE ALL NIGHT IN A FORTRESS Then go to... EXIT FESTIVAL Held in the Petrovaradin Fortress in Serbia, Exit is hailed as one of the top 10 festivals in the world. Last year, New Order, Wolfmother, Little Dragon and Duran Duran were on the bill. Exit is in an amazing setting and has parties that will go on till
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dawn and blow your tiny mind. From $185, exitfest.org, 10-14 July. You want to... RAVE IT UP WITH DANCEMUSIC LEGENDS Then go to... CREAMFIELDS The elder statesman of dancemusic fests, Creamfields has been running since 1998, so knows how to throw down. Now it runs over three days, giving you more time to immerse yourself in the bleeping, pounding madness with the finest acts known to man, including David Guetta, Tiesto, Prodigy and Paul Oakenfold. From $200, creamfields.com, 23-25 August. You want to... GO NATIVE ON AN ISLAND IN HUNGARY Then go to... SZIGET FESTIVAL Taking place on a huge island in the Danube in northern Budapest, the eight-day-long Sziget festival has been dubbed paradise city. This year, Boys Noize, Hadouken! and Blur are on the bill, while a beer will cost you a mere $3. Fill thine boots. From $325, szigetfest.co.uk, 5-12 August. You want to... GET LOOSE TO GUITAR MUSIC IN IBIZA Then go to... IBIZA ROCKS Its not all rave, rave, rave on the White Island, thanks to Ibiza Rocks. The parties, accommodation and flights are all bundled too, making it proper easy to arrange yourself a lost week of guitar-based excess. Jake Bugg plays the opening on 5 June, while Foals winds it up on 18 September. From $335, ibizarocks.com 5 June-18 September. You want to... LIVE IT UP IN LA Then go to... FYF FEST In September, the LA State Historic Park in downtown LA offers itself up to the hipsters for a weekend of superb comedy and music. Think blazing-hot indie girls in super-trendy specs wigging out to angular guitar noise and electro-pop. Sweet. From $110, fyffest.com, 1-2 September. You want to... GET YOUR FANCY DRESS ON Then go to... BESTIVAL Bestival is almost as well known for its fancy-dress theme as it is for its music (this year its sailor attire all round), but its hugely varied line-up is still the focus. This year, Elton John, Snoop Dogg, MIA and The Flaming Lips are all heading for the very beautiful Isle of Wight. From $345, bestival.net, 5-8 September. You want to... ROCK OUT LIKE YOURE IN EUROPE Then go to... SUMMER SONIC 2013 Held concurrently in Tokyo and Osaka, this two-day, two-venue affair features acts who will jet between the two cities. Rock behemoths Metallica and Muse headline on separate days, with performances by other arena-filling acts, including Linkin Park, Smashing Pumpkins, Stone Roses and Pet Shop Boys. If you want to experience a real festival vibe (Laneway doesnt count) without travelling halfway round the world, Summer Sonics it. From $165, summersonic.com, 10-11 August.
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Game on, sucker!
the powers below are in-game real uns and which are the ones weve hilariously made up
A. Murder of Crows Hatch a nest of crows onto your unsuspecting victim, and watch them peck your enemy to death. B. Bucking Bronco Go all Darth Vader on your baddies a**e by raising them into the air without touching them, shaking them about and then battering them to death.
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Bioshock is back, and even before a controller button has been bashed, its sat atop many a gaming must-buy list for 2013. In this third instalment, main-man Booker DeWitt, an agent with a dodgy past, is called to rescue a damsel in distress from Columbia, a city in the sky. But, as usual, in this massive franchise, hes not only armed with bullets, but a number of weird powers to turn his living enemies into very dead enemies.
Bioshock Infinite is out now.
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C. Ape S**t Grow one really long, hairy arm and magic up a suspicious, sticky brown mess, then fling it into evil eyes to blind them before killing them. D. Shock Jockey Fire a bit of electricity out of your palms at your enemy to shock them into paralysis. E. Psy-Sarean A toot of your magic flute summons a small Korean pop star inside your baddie, who disables them by dancing out of their stomach. ANSWERS:
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Ming Bridges
This saccharine-sweet Eurasian singer is making waves in the Mando-pop community. Allow us to introduce her to you.
Since young, I have always loved listening to Mandarin songs. They have the ability to evoke emotions within me, even making me cry sometimes without fully understanding the lyrics. I love the melodies and when I started to understand the lyrics more, I realised how hauntingly beautiful the metaphors were. Im fascinated by the Mandarin idioms and only hope that I can write such deep lyrics one day. My debut Mandarin album is entitled Ming Tian/Ming Day, a play on words with my name and ming tian (tomorrow in Mandarin). It means no matter how your day was today, theres always tomorrow. Tomorrow is a new day and a chance to start afresh. I want people to always look on the bright side and be happy. I started intensive Mandarin lessons only last year, although I did dabble in a bit of Mandarin singing when I was 14. I remember singing a Jolin Tsai song at Teenage Icon, a singing competition that I went on to win. At that time, I was told that sticking to English music might be my best bet. There is no set process to songwriting. It just happens and each time it gets penned a different way. As my Mandarin still isnt that good, I was fortunate to have (lyricist) Xiao Hans help. I hope one day my Mandarin will be good enough to self-produce all my songs. Im not going to lie; there are some lyrics that I had to use Google Translator to find out how to say what I really wanted to say! Id love to speak and sing in Malay. My mum speaks Malay and five other languages. No pressure but once I master Mandarin, Id have a go at Malay. I did sing Chan Mali Chan once in an Ivan Heng production. I love acting but singing and songwriting will always be my first love. Singing is very personal; its all me my feelings, my story. I listen to every type of music. Have a peek into my iTunes and you will find music from Slipknot to Britney Spears to acoustic folk and even classical pieces and movie scores. Im an absolute mess but I love it all. I love alternative rock most, though. It will always be my go-to genre. I have absolutely no idea that I have more likes on Facebook than FHM, but Im so happy that Im able to share my music with more people. Its amazing. And I love talking to my fans so More friends! Ive sung and belly-danced in front of David and Victoria Beckham. That was pretty fun! And Lord Coe, too, when Britain got to host the Olympics in Singapore. Ming Tian/Ming Day is out now. If youve been a long-time Strokes fan and have listened to its latest release, youre probably wondering what on earth happened. While not a complete radical departure from its signature garage-rock identity, the overall sound of the bands newest effort is a lot cleaner and less likely to strike a nerve. Another puzzling aspect is the creative decision to swap lead singer Julian Casablancas distinctly cool I really dont give a toss vocals for a whiny indie-driven falsetto especially noticeable on One Way Trigger and Chances. Theres a time and place for everything; maybe that place really isnt on a Strokes album. That said, Comedown Machine does have redeeming qualities. The defining elements that made The Strokes so special in its early years are still evident: Reverberating drums, choppy guitar riffs spinning in wild circles and bass lines that work its way into your brain, staying for days. Tracks like Welcome to Japan and 50/50 do exactly that; Playing up the moodier vibes and garage-rock grit and this is where The Strokes shine. The trick to Comedown Machine is not to go in with preconceived notions about the band. Because its not that its suddenly making bad music, its just not the type of music long-time fans are used to. If you can drop the expectations, there is still enough of The Strokes to identify with. Comedown Machine is out now.
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a different language. I cant tell you what they are, though. Otherwise, people would know what language I talk to my dog in. Have you ever successfully stared somebody out? Yeah, we used to play that game when I was little. I was good at it, but Im sure I lost a couple of times, too. Have you ever worn a trilby? Yeah, I think Ive worn one before. It might have been for a video or a photo shoot or something. Those are some pimp hats, dyall not think so?
Ludacris
What is the biggest thing youve ever set fire to? Probably a big blunt in Amsterdam; it was in my Blueberry Yum Yum video. Long story short, it was six regular blunts put together, making one huge-ass blunt. Do you own any coloured jeans? Yeah, I do. I have some white jeans because Ive
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The American rapper and Fast & Furious 6 actor has the swagger, but will it be enough to get him through these 14 questions?
thrown all-white parties before. As a matter of fact, I just did one for LudaDay Weekend [a day in Atlanta named after him]. Its one of those things where white is a representation of being so fresh and so damn clean. Have you ever spent a significant amount of time talking to an animal? I have a black Belgian malinois, which is in the German shepherd family, and I talk to him a lot. Hes very well trained. All of his commands are in
Look out for Ludacris new album Ludaversal later this year. You can also catch him in man flick, Fast & Furious 6.
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Michelle Rodriguez
Shes fast and shes furious.
A decade on, the Fast & Furious franchise is still going strong. Do you have a cult fan base among street-racers? Yes, for sure. But I dont think its so much cult at this point; its more pop culture. It started PG and is still PG. Cult would have been more like a Rob Rodriguez film, or more like Resident Evil the darker stuff where you get to see naked people and boobies. Whats new in the latest sequel, Fast & Furious 6 (FF6)? I think it wanted to go more for the big wow! factor, like How much s**t can we possibly destroy? or Whats the craziest s**t we could possibly do with our location? And I believe it accomplished that really well. Do movies these days demand bigger action scenes? That is what happens when people dont understand what storytelling is about. When the writer doesnt understand that, he starts to explore explosions and s**t to blow up, and What can we do that hasnt been done before? Thats what people do when they dont have the creativity to understand heart in a story. I am looking at it from another perspective, of listening to stories, reading stories, being intrigued by mythology and so on. I have worked in the action movie world for the last 13 years and thats my world so I can tell exactly when somebody is running out of ideas. What can you tell us about your fight scenes in FF6? I trained for about a month-and-ahalf for the fight with Gina [Carano, MMA fighter]. More girls should be fighting. Wed probably get along a lot better and stop sneaking behind each others backs and talking smack while smiling in one anothers faces. If we were a little more physical about it, wed respect each other a lot more and men wouldnt take over the way that they have! I had to train pretty damn hard just to make it look credible. I mean its Gina and shes pretty hardcore.
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Whos the toughest? In a street sense, Id say Vin. In the training sense, in a capacity sense, Id say Dwayne because he has been wrestling for so long and he trains every day. Why has director Justin Lin been so good for this franchise? Its important that a director is able to be calm. Justin has to play the mediator, to make everybody happy enough with the story because you get this fear that you are going to lose the heart, the integrity, and it is just going to be a bunch of explosions. And I dont want to be a part of that, because I have been in this business so long. I dont want to make the movie without any heart. So Justin is good at bringing us all together and making us believe in what we are doing. You sound like your character. How much of Letty is in you? Well, shes more LA-Mexican. I am more the New York-Jersey type; I am more Sopranos, baby! Fast & Furious 6 opens 23 May.
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Watchable Five
Kua si me?!?
Heres a bunch of movies recently released on discs to bring your through those mundane nights.
The Master A near-masterpiece by director Paul Thomas Anderson (There Will Be Blood). Inspired by Scientology founder L Ron Hubbard, it's about a war vet who falls for the charisma and ideology of a leader of a religious movement. Did You Know? The score is penned by Radioheads Jonny Greenwood.
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Rise of the Guardians Even guys need a cartoon break. How about a Avengerslike kiddie tale where household fantasy figures such as Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, Sandman and Jack Frost join fists to beat the s**t out of the Bogeyman? Yeah! Did You Know? The animation is Peter Ramseys directorial debut for a film.
Life of Pi See how a tiger, a teenager and a server full of digital effects bagged Ang Lee an Oscar for best director. Did You Know? A storm scene won it an MTV Movie Award for Best Scared-As-S**t Performance, beating Texas Chainsaw 3D and Zero Dark Thirty. No s**t.
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David Beckham Hes definitely the pretty boy that goes first, but hes athletic and a useful tool. Hes nice on the eyes for the ladies, but Id kill him off in the first 10 minutes. A good first victim.
Prince Harry Harrys got some great chopperpilot skills. He seems like a good guy, too. He likes to party, so he can raise our spirits. And the chicks like him, so hed be very popular.
Jennifer Lawrence You need at least one hot babe. Jennifer Lawrence came out of nowhere, but she seems pretty interesting. Shes tough as well.
Bill Belichick Hes the New England Patriots football coach, so hed help work out a strategy if we were stuck in a cabin. Hes not ripped, he cant fight, but Id need his mind to help us survive until the end.
Brad Pitt Id need a Fight Club-era Pitt he was hot s**t then. Id kill him off after Beckham. Your audience will think hell be around till the end, then BAM! hes dead, its just Campbell and the chick left.
Killing Them Softly A neo-noir crime thriller based on novel Cogans Trade. Not Brad Pitts best work but itll make his new World War Z look like The Silence of the Lambs. Did You Know? The shotgun used by Pitt, Mossberg 500 Cruiser, has also been featured in A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas.
Back to 1942 Directed by Feng Xiaogang, who made FHM weep with his 2010 earthquake epic Aftershock, Back to 1942 is another catastrophe drama about a major famine in China. Did You Know? The Mainland film co-stars Tim Robbins and Adrien Brody.
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Righteous Journeys
Everyone has to take one at some point in their lives.
The Daylight Gate Jeanette Winterson Following a failed assassination on him, King James cleanses his kingdom by outlawing witchcraft, alchemy and Catholicism. Blending history with fiction, the novel walks us through the witch trials of 1612 and promises to be devious.
George Anderson: Notes for a Love Song in Imperial Time Peter Dimock A tiny yet a heavy read. We get little traces of the authors personality and ideals through the narration of protagonist, ghostwriter Theo Fales, who earns a living whitewashing the transgressions of former generals and CIA operatives.
That Smell and Notes from Prison Sonallah Ibrahim Banned in 1966 for its politically damning portrayal of Egypt, That Smell takes us through the imprisonment years of a political dissident. Nearly 50 years on, the writings are translated and coupled with notes written on cigarette paper and smuggled out of jail upon the authors release.
My Beautiful Bus Jacques Jouet The author lets us in on his encounters during a cross-country bus ride in France. Jacques ignored scenery and visual stimulation in pursuit of the stories and people he met. A perfect read for a long journey especially when the MRT breaks down.
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ICE HOCKEY
It's more than just a bunch of guys in an ice rink they sometimes trade blows, too. Ice hockey is a high-level, hardhitting sport and it's the pride of Canada.
Words: Mitchell Pereira Art direction: Dannii Choo Photography: Mark Teo
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anada is known for many things but mainly maple syrup, (like it or not) Justin Bieber and ice hockey. It is also known for its graciousness, but one wrong word about their hockey team and Canadians would throw down their stick, lose the gloves and beat the reason into you (basically, theyd hit you and then apologise). Bearing that in mind, FHM treaded cautiously into the studio for the photo with the players from Kreuz Subsea Sharks only to be surrounded by some of the friendliest sportsmen around. What teams do you guys play for? Josh McNair: We were thrown together to form the team Kreuz Subsea Sharks, as part of Singapore Invitational Ice Hockey Tournament. We're from all over the place and play at different levels. For example, Todd Warriner is a former National Hockey League (NHL) player. Todd Warriner: Yeah, I used to play in the NHL until 2003. Ive played for Tampa Bay Lightning, Toronto Maple Leafs and Vancouver Canucks, just to name a few. Most of these guys have played tier-two hockey or college hockey back home, so it's a pretty high level. Plus, they're a lot younger than me! Is ice hockey Canada's leading sport? All: For sure! 100 per cent. Evan Haga: Every Canadian boy dreams to play at the NHL. TW: If you turn on the TV, you're going to find hockey somewhere on it; it's really everywhere. How did you guys get into ice hockey? JM: My uncle played in the NHL, so, naturally, my brother and I were put into it. TW: I started playing on the pond just like these guys. I grew up watching the [Toronto Maple] Leafs and got a chance to play there. My mum was a pro figureskater and my dad played senior hockey, so I got on the ice a lot at a young age and moved up through the ranks before being drafted into the NHL. JM: It's a cultural thing; people just get going at ice hockey. Some stick with it longer and go to the
"Hockey is my life; it's in my blood and will always be." Todd Warriner
"Ice hockey can be summed up in three simple words: Wheel, snipe and celly." Evan Haga
NHL; others play juniors, get scholarships, then go to college. Adam Hercules: When I was young, I had a hockey stick and loved it. Growing up, I had a lot of buddies to play with, too. Mark McKitrick: I was the first guy in my family to play hockey. It was completely new to them, but it's a good sport. How seriously do kids in Canada take ice hockey? JM: Very seriously. Unlike basketball or soccer, you can't just pick up the game as and when you like. The gear is really expensive and your parents have to take you to the rink every morning (practice starts at 6.30am) and to school after that. You'll also have games after school. On weekends, you'll be out of town for tournaments. It's crazy.
"Ice hockey is a way of life until you can fill that void with another passion, which is often impossible." Josh McNair
over. We've all played with guys whom we've fought with and had a beer after. For most parts, it's friendly and part of the sport. You fight on the ice, you become enemies on the ice, but after the game, it doesn't get carried into the dressing room or parking lot. Very rarely does it escalates and carried on after the game. Why do you fight? JM: Because the game is competitive and heated; there's a lot of physicality involved. You get a lot of hits and a lot of stick, so it's only natural to want to return the favour. Because it's part of the game, there are people on the team whose role is to fight. If you ever have a finesse guy whos a goal scorer, the fighter is there to protect him and make sure he doesnt get hurt. What's the penalty for fighting? All: You're taken out of the game for five minutes. After five minutes, you can get back in the game and fight again? TW: Yeah, but you only get about two more fights and youre out. Twenty-five years
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TW: It's nothing for a 14-yearold boy to play 60 to 70 games in a six-month period. Kids now even play right through summer; they have special training centres where they get 24/7 hockey. It's very intense. What's the difference between field hockey and ice hockey? J: I've tried field hockey and broke my wrist. I've never played it since. EH: It's different; you can only shoot one way because of the rounded club JM: And the speed and hits are different. TW: You can go a lot faster in skates, too EH: And ice hockey is for lazy people! You can glide. How often do fights break out? Chris Gelencser: It happens at every game! JM: But it usually ends after the game is
"You wake up in the morning and have three things on your mind: Women, alcohol and hockey. They go hand in hand." Adam Hercules
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"Ice hockey has always been more to me then a sport. It changed my life and provided me with memories I will never forget." Chris Gelencser
CLOCK
There are three periods, each lasting 20 minutes. The clock is stopped every time a stoppage occurs much like every other American sport.
PLAYERS
Each team consists of six players (two defenders, three forwards and one goaltender). You can make unlimited substitutions as long as the outgoing player is five feet from the bench.
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ago, there used to be two or three fights a game, but theyre cutting it down. There are less fighters and less fighting as the sport changes. How many bones have you broken from ice hockey? EH: Every bone in my hand. JM: I broke my wrists, back, hip, ankle, elbow, jaw, nose (five times) and a couple of fingers. TW: My nose. My ligaments have taken a lot of bruising, too. Do you see Asians making an impact in the icehockey scene? JM: They need more time. EH: They also need more rinks, more facilities and more training. TW: Japan has always been competitive but Korea is maybe the next up-and-coming country. JM: It all comes down to development. Most kids coaches, for the most part, have played top-league hockey. And guys that have played regularly are teaching them. The kids are on the ice five to six times a week. TW: Japan is in the second tier, just outside the top 10 teams in the league. So thats not too bad.
It's legal to tackle an opposing player in possession of the puck using your torso, shoulders or hip. Anything else is illegal.
SCORING
Ice hockey goals can be scored from anywhere on the ice.
MINOR PENALTIES
When you do illegal things with a stick, like swinging it between someone's legs, you get sent to the sin bin for two minutes. The penalty ceases if opponents score during the period of his sentence.
"People ask, 'Are hockey fights real?' I say, 'If they weren't, I'd get in more of them'." Mark McKitrick
MAJOR PENALTIES
Happens when a foul is deemed to be deliberately harmful. You get sent to the sin bin for five minutes. Players may get ejected at the referee's discretion, forcing a substitution. The incoming player has to then pay for his teammate's wayward ways.
EQUIPMENT
Like mediaeval jousting, ice hockey players are decked in full regalia, from helmets to shoulder pads to shin pads. Goaltenders wear chest protectors made from Kevlar to absorb abuse.
Conquering the world's most remote locations isn't just for "other people" - meet the ordinary blokes who took on planet Earth's harshest extremes And won!
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Keleher at the summit of Everest. On the way down, his cornea froze and he spent 24 hours in bandages.
whiteout so I couldnt see more than 10m ahead and kept hearing creaks and groans. Its very freaky. A lot of people died on the mountain this year and you had to walk past those bodies. I saw a Sherpa being rescued from a crevasse after falling off a ladder. It can be difficult emotionally. Summiting Everest actually involves a mix of head-down Himalayan slogs, ladders, ropes and climbs. Its different to what people think. I never left base camp without Haribo sweets. They were an essential for every day. We set off for the summit at 8pm, and after 8-9 hours of darkness, the sun rose. It was like pulling a page back slowly to see the whole world beneath you. Youre exhausted, dehydrated and hallucinating from the lack of oxygen but the views were mesmerising. I unfurled an Olympic flag on the summit, but getting a photo in the wind wasnt easy. After 10 minutes at the top you refocus: Youre only halfway and you need to get down alive. On the descent my cornea froze and I had to spend 24 hours with bandages over my eyes. It
was a horrific scratchy, stabbing feeling but it improved and I made it down. Looking back, climbing Everest doesnt seem real; you feel like part of a special club. Im now giving talks and am completely addicted to climbing. What I really wish Id known before going You have to really want it and show your passion. I noticed the more enthusiasm you have, the more sponsors trust in you and the stronger you feel on the mountain.
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FIRST STEPS HOW YOU CAN CONQUER YOUR OWN EVEREST ADVENTURE
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Try tackling a 17-day Base Camp trek with Exodus ($3,300, Exodus.co.uk) or conquering the Everest Marathon ($5,300, everest marathon.org. uk) so you can ogle Everest without losing fingertips, or wads of cash.
Henry Cookson, 37, from London, had worked as a banker and a builder, and hadn't even done a sponsored walk before tackling the poles. But with gritty determination (and morale-boosting games of "laxative roulette" with his polar pals), he has now conquered both the Arctic and Antarctica.
I got into polar adventure by accident. I was in between jobs and a stupid conversation with a friend got us talking about the North Pole. There was alcohol involved. The next day we thought, f**k it, why not? I didnt even know which ends of the world penguins and polar bears lived. When we tried cross-country skiing we just fell over. We entered the Polar Challenge, a 360-mile race to the magnetic North Pole you just pay a fee and they provide the kit and training. We were totally written off we were against Arctictrained Marines, while we spent our time in nightclubs but we won. Our secret was our determination and ridiculous humour. The more painful the sores and bleeding blisters, the more your private parts
chafed, the funnier it got. We put frozen polar-bear s**t in a sleeping bag, which was funny until it thawed. Mentally, if youre unhappy youll just stop. But laughing kept us strong. We then heard of the Pole of Inaccessibility (POI), which is at the geographical centre of Antarctica. Nobody had been there since a 1958 Soviet Antarctic Expedition that used tracked snow-trains. They left a hut with a statue of Lenin so we organised an expedition with kite-skis to find it. The POI is much colder than the South Pole. It is at a higher altitude and further from the warming ocean. The coldest temperature ever recorded was minus 89.2 deg C at Vostok, 600 miles away. It is a lonely but spectacularly beautiful place. When someones lips cracked, wed make them laugh so it hurt more. Some mornings wed play laxative roulette with bowls of porridge and see who lost. After 1,000 miles and 50 days of suffering, we found Lenin. I still get a fuzzy feeling remembering that moment. I spent two days digging an 18ft shaft to get into the buried hut but it was locked. I had a massive temper tantrum. I have to go back.
We entered the Guinness Book of Records as the first people to get there on foot. The guys at the Russian base, Progress, thought we were heroes for uncovering Lenin. We finished with nine days on an icebreaker with Russian sailors, drinking home-brew spirits, and fell onto the dock in Cape Town. What I really wish Id known before going Winds are worse than the cold. The wind lifted me up and crashed me down and left me with bruised ribs. I had to hit the morphine and ended up puking.
FIRST STEPS HOW YOU CAN REACH THE ENDS OF THE EARTH
PLAN OR DIE
You can only piss about if you know your stuff. Explorer Roald Amundsen said adventure is just down to bad planning, says Cookson, who stresses the importance of logistics, sponsorship, training and getting a skilled guide like the polar Jedi Paul Landry (polarconsultants.com).
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Begin your polar career more gently with the Polar Circle Marathon in Greenland ($420 entry, polarcircle-marathon. com) or splash some cash and join Cookson on a four-day Northern Light Arctic Experience with wolf encounters and dog-sledding ($8,200, henrycookson.com).
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"We put frozen polar-bear s**t in a sleeping bag, which was funny until it thawed."
No bombing, no running, no heavy petting and no wetsuits unless youre a total wuss.
Once youve been swimming in freezing water, you feel like you can achieve anything. Im now hunting sponsorship to swim, bike and run around the world in the first-ever Global Triathlon. What I really wish Id known before going If your thumb cant touch your little finger because youre too cold, or you start suffering from fumbles, stumbles or mumbles its time to get out.
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FIRST STEPS HOW YOU CAN SURVIVE YOUR OWN WINTER SWIM
EASE YOURSELF IN
Yep, getting in is the hard part. I have a mantra: Warm like a whale, smooth like a seal, brave like a lion, which I repeat to keep my mental focus, says Martin. Never dive in. Go up to your knees, then before the water hits your balls, launch in and swim like mad.
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If the Arctic seems too mental, man up for a winter swim instead. Check out UK's Outdoor Swimming Society website for events like the December Dip. Freeze your nuts off then thaw out at your hotel with blankets and booze.
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"Winter swimming is the anti-sport: It's great for guys with a bit of blubber ."
achieve anything. I was hundreds of miles away from mountains and now this is my job. I was in an America vs Europe contest in Chile recently and among all these skiers from Scandinavia, Germany and Switzerland. It was nice being known as the guy from the UK who can do cool things.
What I wish Id known before going If you see a sign that says dont ski here, dont ski there. Go with a guide to keep you safe and show you the best places.
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FIRST STEPS HOW YOU CAN PLAN YOUR OWN OFF-PISTE SKI ADVENTURE
TURN UP SKI-FIT
To smash a day of heli- or backcountry skiing, you need to be very fit. I need to hike around all day, with the strength to land 30m jumps and a strong core, says Graham, who recommends mountain biking for fitness, squats for beefy pins and trampolining for killer abs and aerial awareness.
YOUR PLAN B
If dropping out of a chopper sounds like a recipe for soiled pants, warm up with some normal backcountry ski fun in Davos Klosters ($1,140, lineupexplorers.com)
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If you are bent on tackling the toughest terrains, make sure you do it with the right footwear. This ultralightweight walker features puncture-resistant soles and quick-drying mesh to keep your feet happy. $159; authorised retailers.
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Trakback technology lets you set a forward target bearing on the compass. Point watch in desired direction, press button and a blinking triangle will point to the set bearing. $213; Tangs VivoCity and Columbia Sportswear outlets.
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Nike+ Sportwatch GPS
In flashy white, this TomTompowered watch clocks location, time, pace and distance. Comes with motivational messages. $279; Harvey Norman
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Endure rigorous workouts with this improved 100-per-cent synthetic kinesiology tape that relieves stability and support for joints by providing an external layer of reinforcement. Its strong adhesive stays in place even in water and humidity. $36 (box of 20 strips); Running Lab outlets and Summit Sports at The Centrepoint.
TomTom Runner
Offers GPS navigation, onebutton control and extra-large, high-resolution display. Price unavailable; authorised retailers.
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MAKE IT FASTER Mornings may always be a mad rush, but set aside at least four minutes for brewing, plunging and drinking out of this all-in-one mug. Bodum Travel Press, $29.80, authorised retailers.
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EAT LIKE A COP US cops have had doughnuts with their coffee since the justice system was enforced, so if theyre good enough for Chief Wiggum, theyre good enough for us.
MAN UP YOUR BREW Add your coffee, top with boiling water, then plunge its arms down hard for a quick shot. Rok Espresso Machine, $245, rokkitchentools.com
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The little mustachioed man on the side of every Moka Express machine is its creator Alfonso Bialetti, who came up with the idea when watching his wife wash clothes with a really primitive washing machine.
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PUMP IT UP Never mind that it resembles a penis enlarger, this syringe makes a tasty cuppa by forcing the brew straight into your cup. AeroPress, $65, highlandercoffee.com KEEP IT FRESHER If youre one to spill your beans all over the floor, heres a solution to your clumsiness: An all-in-one wooden scoop with a bag sealer. Hile Kapu Scoop, $40, e-side.co.uk
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NERD OUT Ever wondered what Darth Vaders favourite brew was? Unsure what a zarf is? Nerd out on all things coffee with this little book. A-Z Coffee book, $16, shop. roustaboutproducts.com
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THE PEOPLE'S FAVOURITE Nine-out-of-10 Italian homes have one of these iconic machines that make espresso shots. Bialetti Moka Express, $60, bialettishop.com DRINK DANGEROUSLY This packet contains the worlds strongest beans, with 200 per cent more caffeine than your average cuppa. Death Wish Coffee Beans, $23, deathwishcoffee.com
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BORN IN THE USA Dunkin Donuts sells 1.5 billion cups of coffee a year. Thats 30 cups a second! Dunkin Donuts Original Blend, $23, amazon.co.uk
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ROASTED BY RASTAS Blended by Bob Marleys son Rohan, this smooth coffee is organic and sustainable. A portion of the profits go to charity. Marley Coffee, $16, marleycoffee.co.uk
SEE THE SCIENCE Make your coffee like Doc Brown from Back to the Future. This device works by pushing vapour pressure up through your coffee. Bodum Vacuum Coffee Maker, $105, amazon.co.uk
SEVEN EATS
A restaurant to try every day of the week.
SPATHE PUBLIC HOUSE
Mohamed Sultan has undergone a cosmetic change Woffles Wu would be proud of from clubbing asylum to foodie haven. Spathe is a fully charged bohemian restaurant that brings rough street-charm to our dining experience. If youve never been to Brooklyn, New York, this might be your first taste of what it might be like, from its music playlist to wall murals to culinary options. Order: Looking for a bite before a night out at nearby Clarke Quay? We recommend the Meter Dog (veal and chicken spicy curry wurst, wasabi mayonnaise, caramelised onions and field greens; $18, individual portion, $55, if youre sharing).
Opens Mon-Fri, 11am to 11pm; Sat, 9am to 11pm; Sun, 9am to 5pm. Mohamed Sultan Road, Tel: 6735-1035, www.spathepublichouse.com
STREET 50
Go around the world in one sitting at Bay Hotels revamped restaurant and bar. With an extensive menu featuring a mixed bag of international and local cuisine, and myriad options from seafood to poultry to pastas, pizzas and beyond, this place is like Globetrotter meets Iron Chef. The next time you feel like having Thai but your date wants Mexican, you know where to go. Order: The half-dozen mouclade mussels ($14) come drenched in white-wine egg sauce that is begging to be licked off the plate. The duck pot pie ($22) is topped with a crown of buttery, flaky golden puff pastry and is hearty comfort food at its best.
Opens daily, 6am to 10.30am, 12pm to 2.30pm, 6pm to 1030pm. Bay Hotel Singapore, 50 Telok Blangah Road, Tel: 6818-6681.
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Opens daily, 5pm to 11pm. 484 Changi Road, Tel: 9738-6648, facebook.com/rice.fries.steak
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ORIGINAL SIN
If you, like us, shriek at the sight of a meal without a sliver of meat, then Original Sin is a perfect introduction to vegetarian cuisine. Despite its intimidating lack of meat, every dish is packed so full of flavour and heavy savoury bites, youd barely remember you were eating just greens. Order: If youre a burger-munching foodie, go straight for the Magic Mushroom (baked Portobello mushroom with ricotta cheese, spinach, pesto, topped with a tomato basil sauce and mozzarella; $18).
ITO KACHO
Fancy nothing better than a good grill-out? The new kid on the Asian BBQ block will give you something to write home about. The brand has been delighting Japanese palates since 2009, and its set to do the same with the flagship venture here. Featuring a selection of beautifully marbled imported wagyu cuts thatd make any gourmet butcher weep for joy, Ito Kacho brings Japans finest to you on a sizzling hot plate that thanks to ventilation magic wont leave you smelling like a barbecue. Order: The Matsu set ($174) is a meat platter that lets you experience different cuts of wagyu and also kurobuta pork collar, accompanied by leeks, pumpkin and mushrooms. A la carte options are available if you decide to pick a favourite. Trust us, it wont be easy.
Opens daily, 11.30am to 2.30pm, 6pm to 2.30pm. Blk 43, #01-62 Jalan Merah Saga, Chip Bee Gardens, Holland Village, Tel: 64755605 www.originalsin.com.sg
BURGER BAR
Its the brainchild of radio DJs The Muttons, and Fatboys owner Bernie. This carnivorous joint incorporates signature Fatboys ingredients with in technology (iPads) to help you D-I-Y a burger according to your appetite and taste. Order: Theres no set menu; your chow is whatever you can imagine it to be. However there are certain ingredients unique to Burger Bar, such as peanut butter, caramelised bananas and pineapples.
Opens Mon to Fri, 11am to 2pm & 6pm to 11am; Sat to Sun, 11am to 11pm. #04-08 Mandarin Gallery, 333A Orchard Road, Tel: 6836-0111.
Opens Mon to Thu, 4pm to midnight; Fri to Sun, noon to midnight. #01-16 Far East Plaza, 14 Scotts Road, Tel: 6252-8780, www.fatboys.sg
TIM HO WAN
The lauded one-Michelin-star Hong Kong dim sum restaurant has finally made its way to our shores. With mile-long queues spotted in the first month of opening, expect Tim Ho Wan to bring its A-game to the dim sum party here. Hype aside, how does the food actually fare? Were happy to report that its authentic, affordable and innovative expect to see some dishes that arent mainstays in most local dim sum eatries. Theres even a separate takeaway counter, so you can beat the queue to grab and go. Order: The signature baked buns with BBQ pork ($4.50) consist of a delightful crumbly exterior and sweet-salty char siew filling, and the steamed egg cake ($3.80), which looks unassuming, is incredibly soft and fluffy with a distinct caramelised flavour.
Opens daily, 10am to 10pm. #01-29A Plaza Singapura Atrium, 68 Orchard Road, Tel: 63832828, facebook.com/timhowan
BEERS
YOU HAVE TO TRY
If beer were music, then most stuff coming out of the taps is bland, inoffensive pop created for the mass market. That's right: Most beer is basically Maroon 5. It's time to broaden your horizons. Here are three buckets full of craft beers from Britain that are worth your pint.
Imperial (10.5%) Dark Star From: West Sussex You like your beer strong? Then Dark Star is your guy. It started up in Brighton in 1994 with almost no equipment, brewing under a pub, and became a business almost by accident. Scarlet Fever (4.8%) Wild Beer From: Bristol Created by two mates in 2012, Wild Beer already has a rep for producing odd (they like to chuck around ingredients like toffee and apricots) but delicious craft beer.
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Hells Lager (4.6%) Camden Town Brewery From: London Situated under railway arches and staffed by a motley crew of skaters, hellraisers and old friends, Camden Town is one of the bestloved booze brewers in London.
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Kill Your Darlings (5%) Thornbridge From: Derby In 2005, a bunch of friends started brewing beer in a shed in the grounds of a stately home. Eight years later, and Thornbridge is one of the biggest names in craft beer.
Hoppiness (6.7%) Moor Beer From: Somerset Moor Beer is owned and run by Californian Justin Hawke, who dug it out of a muddy Somerset hole in 2007. Everything is larger than life about us, he says. Thats why we use the 660ml bottles.
Dobber (5.9%) Marble Brewery From: Manchester Marble started up as a way to help finance an ailing Manchester pub and became a huge hit. The beer, the work and the laughs make it all worthwhile, says project coordinator Harriet Carr.
Weird Whisky Mac (6.1%) Offbeat Brewery From: Cheshire Offbeat Brewery has in just three short years become a big boozy success. Founder and ex-IT geek Michelle Kelsall runs the whole thing with just two mates.
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Table Beer (3.3%) The Kernel From: London A South London brewery so cool it doesnt care about being cool. We dont have any written ethos as we have no perspective on whether or not anything makes us special, says top man Evin ORiordain.
Queboid (8%) Hardknott From: The Lake District Starting off in an inn at the foot of the steepest road in England, this microbrewery is proudly independent. We dont have to kowtow to marketing execs, CEOs or committees, says cofounder Dave Bailey.
Magic 8-Ball (7%) Magic Rock Brewing From: Huddersfield The brainchild of brothers Richard and Jonny Burhouse, Magic Rock has already picked up some big indie awards for its weird and wonderful booze creations.
Fubar (4.4%) Tiny Rebel From: Newport Billing itself as South Wales only micro-brewery, Tiny Rebel offers strong beers and cool labels. It has even done a brew called the Hadouken. Bonus points for the Street Fighter reference.
Hopslinger (5.6%) By The Horns From: London We were two mates from uni fed fed up with job hunting, so began brewing beer in our kitchen, says co-founder Alex Bull. Two years on, we found a local lock-up near Wimbledon and established our brewery.
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Red Rocker (5%) Cromarty From: Cromarty Firth We want to make beer as awesome and flavourful as we can, says Craig Middleton, who heads the family firm. We built the shed and constructed our own gadgets to make the beer even better.
Independence (4.6%) Bristol Beer Factory From: Bristol The mad scientists of the West Country craftbeer scene, Bristol has some weird stuff up their sleeve. Were at our best when were creating, says team member Sam Burrows. Champagne beer? Were game if you are.
Barista (4.8%) Summer Wine Brewery From: Yorkshire The brainchild of twentysomethings James (astrophysicist) and Andy (trainee Royal Marine), SWB is all about bold experimentation (as demonstrated by this espresso stout).
Sublime Chaos (7%) Anarchy Brew Co. From: Northumberland Anarchy Brew Co. is run by five close friends. We called ourselves Anarchy because we mean to break the rules when it comes to brewing, says boss Dawn Miles. And we like punk music.
Hackney Gold (5.5%) Redchurch Brewery From: London We dont tolerate bland, flavourless beer, warns top man Gary Ward. If youre around East London, check out their bar, where they frequently test their new concoctions.
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CHANG OF HEART
Chang Beer bagged numerous global accolades, including Asias Best Premium Lager at the World Beer Awards in 2011; and four Gold Quality Awards from Mode Selection (2008-2010 and 2013), the Michelin Guide of consumer products. Unlike other international premium beers, Chang Beer stays true to its heritage and is produced from its birthplace, not any other breweries outside Thailand. Yes, even the can youre holding in your hands right now.
More than just another brew, Thailand's Chang Beer has it full-bodied, malty taste steeped in heritage, sports and quality.
Chang is Thai for elephant, the symbol of Thai culture and pride. The Chang Beer logo incorporates two white elephants symbolising happiness, harmony, and prosperity, while the golden fountain represents the colour and quality of the beer.
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Chang Beer is available at supermarkets, convenience stores and selected bars including The Lounge at Hotel Intercontinental and Club V outlets.
WORDS: DENNIS YIN; ART DIRECTION: PYRON TAN; PHOTOGRAPHY: HONG CHEE YAN
Chang has been Everton FCs main partner since 2004. The partnership is now the longestrunning shirt sponsorship deal in the Barclays Premier League. Chang Beer also became a regional partner with FC Barcelona in 2012.
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