Dog Warts Letter
Dog Warts Letter
Dog Warts Letter
Headmaster: Albus Dumblesnorf (Order of Scooby, First Class, Grand Sniff., Chf. Warbark, Supreme Digwump, International Confed. of Barkers) TO: Hairy Barker The cupboard under the stairs 4 Biscuit Drive Little Whining Slobbery Dear Mr. Barker, We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Dogwarts School of Barkcraft and Howlery. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary barks and equipment. Term begins on 1 September. We await your howl by no later than 31 July. Yours sincerely, Minerva McChewitall Deputy Headsniffstress
Please note that all pupil's collars should carry name tags. COURSE BOOKS All students should have a copy of each of the following: The Standard Book of Howls (Grade 1) by Miranda Gosbark A History of Barking by Bathilda Barkshot Bone Theory by Adalbert Fetching A Beginner's Guide to Digging by Emeric Sniffs One Thousand Smelly Herbs and Fungi by Phyllida Snorf Water Bowls and Toilets by Arsenius Digger Fantastic Cats and Where to Chase Them by Newt Scatmander The Mailman Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection by Quentin Kibble OTHER EQUIPMENT 1 name tag 1 food bowl (pewter, standard size 2) 1 set rubber or rope pull toys 1 squeak toy 1 set tennis balls Students may also bring, if they desire, a stuffed owl OR a stuffed toad. (NO CATS) PARENTS ARE REMINDED THAT FIRST YEARS ARE NOT ALLOWED THEIR OWN LEASH