The document lists and describes 16 types of women for men to avoid, referred to as "Miss" types. These include Miss Feminist, Miss Fake, Miss Romance, Miss Elusive, Miss Angry, Miss Insecure, Miss Bitch, Miss Me, Miss Desperate, Miss Turncoat, Miss Tease, Miss Control, and warns that if a man hooks up with one of these types of women after being warned, he has only himself to blame.
The document lists and describes 16 types of women for men to avoid, referred to as "Miss" types. These include Miss Feminist, Miss Fake, Miss Romance, Miss Elusive, Miss Angry, Miss Insecure, Miss Bitch, Miss Me, Miss Desperate, Miss Turncoat, Miss Tease, Miss Control, and warns that if a man hooks up with one of these types of women after being warned, he has only himself to blame.
The document lists and describes 16 types of women for men to avoid, referred to as "Miss" types. These include Miss Feminist, Miss Fake, Miss Romance, Miss Elusive, Miss Angry, Miss Insecure, Miss Bitch, Miss Me, Miss Desperate, Miss Turncoat, Miss Tease, Miss Control, and warns that if a man hooks up with one of these types of women after being warned, he has only himself to blame.
The document lists and describes 16 types of women for men to avoid, referred to as "Miss" types. These include Miss Feminist, Miss Fake, Miss Romance, Miss Elusive, Miss Angry, Miss Insecure, Miss Bitch, Miss Me, Miss Desperate, Miss Turncoat, Miss Tease, Miss Control, and warns that if a man hooks up with one of these types of women after being warned, he has only himself to blame.
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Every single one of us has made mistakes with women.
We've been conned, duped and dazed
by physical attraction. We've made fools of ourselves by kissing the feet of females who treated us like dirt. We've wasted countless hours and spent small fortunes chasing after women who lied to us and used us, and turned out to be rotten. But do we learn from our experiences !o. Every time we think it's going to be different. We think if we "ust try harder, or do one little thing differently, the result will change. Well, it's not going to change. #f you keep pursuing the same kind of woman, you'll "ust get your heart broken over and over again. $eep a watchful eye out for the following list of women, and you'll be one step closer to curing yourself of habitual bitch%dating& '% (iss )eminist *his woman postulates that all the ills of society are orchestrated by men and the best thing a man can do to improve himself is cut off his testicles and grow a pair of ovaries. +he believes that women are angelic creatures who would make the world a utopia if only the male ,patriarchy, would allow them to. -ny woman who promotes these absurdities lives in a fantasy world and will have no problem at all treating a man in a way that she would never herself abide by. .ou can easily identify her by her incessant mantra, ,-ll men think with their penises., -void her at all costs. /% (iss *ake +he's out for your money %% pure and simple. (iss *ake is the ultimate in high maintenance. +he expects a man to finance her entire life "ust because she is biologically female. *o her, a man should pay for drinks, dinners, trips, flowers, and "ewelry, while she feels absolutely no guilt or compulsion to reciprocate. +he is nothing but a whitewashed prostitute. (iss *ake thinks her vagina is plated with gold and is worth a million dollars. +he is greed personified. +ince she has no concept of someone else's feelings, her only interest is in getting what she wants. -nd don't be fooled %% some apparently very ,nice, girls are the greediest of them all. 0% (iss 1omance *his type of woman lives in a fantasy world of 2ifetime 3hannel movies and romance novels. Every night she goes home alone to spend hours flipping through her bride magazines, imagining that, at any moment, 4rince 3harming will ride up on his white horse, sweep her off her feet, and offer her a problem%free existence for the rest of her life. *he (iss 1omances of the world have been coddled by parents and family, told they are ,princesses,, and have absolutely no idea that real life consists of paying bills and cleaning toilets. (iss 1omance will expect to be taken care of, will be a dud in bed, and will, almost overnight, turn into a shrieking nag. 1un. 5% (iss Elusive *his woman is closely allied to (iss 1omance, but with a dark side. +he is usually one of the ,walking wounded, %% someone who has been hurt in past relationships and so subconsciously avoids or sabotages new relationships in the present. .our association with her will be one of utter frustration, as first she shows great interest in you, but very 6uickly runs away %% then repeats this cycle over and over again. (iss Elusive is the 6ueen of mixed messages. +he will flirt with you and date you, but you'll never get past ,friend, status. What you will get is a million excuses for her unavailability, all calculated to deceive herself that she "ust doesn't have time for a relationship. +ave yourself some heartache %% don't get involved with her. 7% (iss -ngry 2ike (iss )eminists, (iss -ngrys really don't like men. *hey scorn the male gender and can rattle off all the wrongs and misdeeds of every man they've ever encountered. *o (iss -ngry, there's no such thing as a nice guy %% they're all ,"erks,, ,creeps, and ,pigs., (any of them have lots of simmering anger at men, which can explode at any moment like an erupting volcano. 8nless you're into lots of drama and screaming, stay away. 9% (iss #nsecure *his woman seems great at the start because she's very nice, accommodating and treats men well. But her inner insecurities don't take long to surface. 4retty soon she's calling you ': times a day, asking to see ,where the relationship is going,, or because she ,"ust wants to hear your voice., +he needs constant reassurance that she's attractive, and worries incessantly about her makeup, hair and the alignment of her clothes. +he's clingy, needy and compulsively agonizes that you're going to leave her at any moment for ,someone better., *his kind of thing can get really creepy really fast. ;% (iss Bitch (iss Bitches are the sulkers, pouters and ball%busters of the female world. *hey are very unpleasant people who treat their fellow humans poorly, care only about themselves, and aren't concerned at all if they hurt you or anybody else. (ost (iss Bitches 6ualify as (iss *akes, too. (iss Bitches are usually good%looking and well dressed, and you can easily identify them by the scowls on their faces as they imperiously strut through the world. <% (iss (e - close relative of (iss Bitch, (iss (e is entirely focused on herself. (iss (e needs to be the constant center of attention no matter what she does or where she goes. +he is a selfish, self% indulgent, self%serving narcissist who was raised as ,daddy's little girl,, and expects the same from you. 8nless you en"oy the company of spoiled brats, stay far, far away. =% (iss >esperate Whether it's her baby clock ticking or she's the last of her girlfriends to trap a man, (iss >esperate wants to get married %% now. +he doesn't care who the guy is or what he does %% as long as he's got a penis she can drag him to the altar. Watch out for this one? ':% (iss *urncoat +he's a conniving little piece of work who's an expert at conning men. (iss *urncoat will tell you exactly what you want to hear until you're hooked deep into the relationship @or marriedA and then the truth comes out. Bvernight, your sweet little girl turns into a demanding, greedy, mercenary harpy who will browbeat you into submission if she doesn't get her way. ''% (iss *ease 8sually, you can spot (iss *eases a mile away because she flirts with anything in pants and flaunt her sexuality at every opportunity. +ometimes she sponges off older menC sometimes she's a ball%buster who en"oys getting men sexually excited and then walking awayC and sometimes she "ust basks in her sexual power by attracting men like bees to honey. !o matter how she operates, you can't trust her because she craves male attention and if somebody better comes along, she'll dump you in a heartbeat. '/% (iss 3ontrolling +he is a subtly nasty one who will wind up directing every phase of your life. +he will tell you what to wear, where to go, who to talk to, what friends you can have, what you can eat %% everything. -nd if you try to stand up for yourself, she will cut off sex, cry, scream, pout, or use any other deceptive female tactic until you give in and succumb to her demands. .B8'DE BEE! W-1!E>? *hese are some of the worst of them. Bbviously, there are some good women out there who share only portions of these negative 6ualities. But it's always best to be on the lookout for the (isses listed above. -nd now that you know better, if you hook up with one of these women, you have only yourself to blame.