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We Always Hear "The Rules" From The Female Side. Now Here Are The Rules From The Male Side

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This document lists "rules" from a male perspective in response to hearing female relationship rules. It includes 21 numbered "rules" that are all numbered "1" deliberately. The rules suggest that men see shopping as not a sport, crying as blackmail, and prefer direct communication over hints. It also suggests that men have a narrow range of colors they see, have a one-week memory, and think round shapes count as being in shape. The document encourages passing it along to other men to get a laugh and to women to provide education.

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We Always Hear "The Rules" From The Female Side. Now Here Are The Rules From The Male Side

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This document lists "rules" from a male perspective in response to hearing female relationship rules. It includes 21 numbered "rules" that are all numbered "1" deliberately. The rules suggest that men see shopping as not a sport, crying as blackmail, and prefer direct communication over hints. It also suggests that men have a narrow range of colors they see, have a one-week memory, and think round shapes count as being in shape. The document encourages passing it along to other men to get a laugh and to women to provide education.

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This document lists "rules" from a male perspective in response to hearing female relationship rules. It includes 21 numbered "rules" that are all numbered "1" deliberately. The rules suggest that men see shopping as not a sport, crying as blackmail, and prefer direct communication over hints. It also suggests that men have a narrow range of colors they see, have a one-week memory, and think round shapes count as being in shape. The document encourages passing it along to other men to get a laugh and to women to provide education.

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We Always Hear "The Rules" From The Female Side. Now Here Are The Rules From The Male Side

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Stephen Olusanmi Akintayo
This document lists "rules" from a male perspective in response to hearing female relationship rules. It includes 21 numbered "rules" that are all numbered "1" deliberately. The rules suggest that men see shopping as not a sport, crying as blackmail, and prefer direct communication over hints. It also suggests that men have a narrow range of colors they see, have a one-week memory, and think round shapes count as being in shape. The document encourages passing it along to other men to get a laugh and to women to provide education.

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We

We always
always hear
hear "the
"the rules"
rules"
from
from the
the female
female side.
side. Now
Now
here
here are
are the
the rules 
rules  from
from
the
the male
male side.
side.
These are our
rules:
•Please note... these
are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1.
•Shopping is NOT a
sport. And no, we
are never going to
think of it that way.
1.
•Crying is
blackmail.
1.
• Ask for what you want. Let us
be clear on this one:
• Subtle hints do not work!
• Strong hints do not work!
• Obvious hints do not work!
• JUST SAY IT!
1.
• ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are
perfectly acceptable
answers to almost
every question.
1.
• Come to us with a problem
only if you want help
solving it. That's what we
do. Sympathy is what your
girlfriends are for.
1.
•A headache that lasts
for 17 months is a
problem. See a doctor.
1.
• Anything we said 6 months
ago is inadmissible in an
argument. In fact, all
comments become null and
void after 7 days.
1.
•If you think you're
fat, you probably
are. Don't ask us.
1.
• If something we said can
be interpreted two ways,
and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry,
we meant the other one.
1.
• You can either ask us to do
something or tell us how you want it
done.
• Not both.
• If you already know best how to do
it, just do it yourself.
1.
• Whenever possible,
please say whatever
you have to say during
commercials.
1.
•Christopher
Columbus did not
need directions and
neither do we.
1.
• ALL men see in only 16 colours,
like Windows default settings.
• Peach, for example, is a fruit, not
a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
• We have no idea what mauve is.
1.
•If it itches, it will
be scratched. We
do that.
1.
• If we ask what is wrong and
you say "nothing," we will act
like nothing's wrong. We
know you are lying, but it is
just not worth the hassle.
1.
• If you ask a question you
don't want an answer to,
expect an answer you
don't want to hear.
1.
• When we have to go
somewhere, absolutely
anything you wear is
fine. Really.
1.
•You have enough
clothes.
1.
•You have too many
shoes.
1.
•I am in shape.
Round is a shape.
1.
Thank you for reading this; yes,
I know, I have to sleep on the
couch tonight, but did you
know men really don't mind
that - it's like camping.
Pass
Pass this
this to
to as
as many
many
men
men as
as you
you can
can -- to
to
give
give them
them aa laugh.
laugh.
Pass
Pass this
this to
to as
as many
many
women
women asas you
you can
can -- to
to
give
give them
them anan education.
education.

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