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    The Mayberry Daily reported on several strange events in town. Sheriff Andy Taylor and his son Opie discovered a new species of fish with unusual features that drinks soda pop. They named it the vampire pop-drinking fish. A man wearing a luchador mask disrupted a wedding between a man and his dog, Shirley Poo, by smashing through a church window with nunchucks and kidnapping the dog. Sheriff Taylor also had a close encounter with aliens whose spaceship was spotted behind the jail late one night. After initially passing out from shock, Taylor woke to find the aliens meant the town no harm and he made new friends.

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    The Mayberry Daily reported on several strange events in town. Sheriff Andy Taylor and his son Opie discovered a new species of fish with unusual features that drinks soda pop. They named it the vampire pop-drinking fish. A man wearing a luchador mask disrupted a wedding between a man and his dog, Shirley Poo, by smashing through a church window with nunchucks and kidnapping the dog. Sheriff Taylor also had a close encounter with aliens whose spaceship was spotted behind the jail late one night. After initially passing out from shock, Taylor woke to find the aliens meant the town no harm and he made new friends.

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    The Mayberry Daily reported on several strange events in town. Sheriff Andy Taylor and his son Opie discovered a new species of fish with unusual features that drinks soda pop. They named it the vampire pop-drinking fish. A man wearing a luchador mask disrupted a wedding between a man and his dog, Shirley Poo, by smashing through a church window with nunchucks and kidnapping the dog. Sheriff Taylor also had a close encounter with aliens whose spaceship was spotted behind the jail late one night. After initially passing out from shock, Taylor woke to find the aliens meant the town no harm and he made new friends.

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    S P R I N G

    the

    2 0 1 6

    Mayberry
    Daily
    Editor: Doraisabel Gaxiola

    Fireman to the
    The fire
    department
    Rescue

    The Case of the Missing


    As we all know the Annual Spring
    Festival is right around and for the first
    Crown
    time in Mayberry history we will be ending this years festivities with a
    Beauty Pageant. The Beauty Pageant will be judged by no other than Sheriff
    Andy Taylor. BUT as we all know things have gone missing from time to
    time down here in Mayberry. The missing case of the gingerbread cookies,
    Linuss Blanket, and Wilson volleyball head to just name a few.
    The Beauty Pageants crown went missing yesterday afternoon. One
    moment the crown was there and the next it wasnt. According to all the girls
    at rehearsal, no one saw or heard anything. Hmm, who could it have been
    then? Could it have been Leia Solo, Rudy Huxtable, Thelma Lou or
    Wednesday Adams? Well, ladies and gentleman, it was none of these
    beauties. It was no other than Lassie. Lassie, the dog? Yes, Lassie the dog.
    How? Sheriff, Andy Taylor found her trying to bury it in his garden and the
    only conclusion he and all the girls came up with was that Lassie might of
    confused the crown was her next new shiny bone ready to be buried.
    Due to this crazy ordeal, Sheriff Andy Taylor now believes that maybe
    Lassie has everything to do with the missing items of Mayberry. A digging
    expedition will begin after the Spring Festival. Lets all hope its a
    successful expedition, because between you and I, I sure do miss my dear
    friend Wilson.
    Doraisabel G.

    had to work up quite a


    sweat Monday
    morning when Daisy,
    our mayors beloved
    cat, got stuck in a tree.
    Chief Winsley was up
    from eight in the
    morning trying to
    persuade our finicky
    feline friend to come
    down. An eyewitness
    claims to have seen
    Daisy attempting to
    run away from a dog,
    thus getting herself
    stuck in a tree.
    Thankfully, with the
    help of Lieutenant

    SPRING 2016

    MAYBERRY DAILY

    Mayberry
    Love & Hip Hop
    By: Benita Bonilla

    Here in Mayberry, North Carolina a few of our


    well known locals has displayed their love out in
    public. Last night, was the grand opening of Club
    XS, the towns one and only nightclub. Deputy
    Barnie Fife and Aunt Bea decided to take the
    night off from fighting crime and baking goods to
    join the towns festivities. The pair was spotted in
    the VIP section of the club, dancing the night
    away. The two were with Stevie J., his wife
    Joseline Hernandez, Cardi B, Mariahlynn, Rich
    Dollaz, Joe Budden, Papoose and his wife Remy
    Ma to name a few. They were popping bottles
    and it seemed like the two were having the time
    of their life. Spectators described how the pair
    seemed to be madly in love, they couldnt seem
    to keep their hands off one another. One
    spectator stated, It was nice to see such a hard
    working couple finally let loose and enjoy life,

    Roasted Girl Scouts


    By: Joslyn Reese

    A wholesome girl scout's table by the Maybury supermarket was set ablaze on Sunday afternoon.
    Witnesses speculate the culprit to be a little girl with ebony pigtails. They described her as a pale girl
    wearing all black. "I just couldn't believe a little girl would do something like this!" said Sheriff Andy Taylor.
    "The cookies were burnt to a crisp. A majority of the girls escaped the scene without any damage except
    for a young blond girl named Amanda. She suffered severe burns and half of her hair sizzled off". The
    suspect who set fire to the girl scout booth fled the scene before the police or fire department could
    arrive. "I know exactly who it was!" stated local woman Aunt Bea. "I had just bought some cookies from
    those adorable girl scouts and was walking to my car. Suddenly, I heard screaming and, right before my
    eyes, the whole booth was set on fire! It was that no good Wednesday Adams! She recently moved down
    the block from me! I could spot her anywhere!" Police have not placed Wednesday under arrest but is
    intending to obtain a search warrant. "I played with her (Wednesday) a couple of times." re-countered
    Opie Taylor. "She showed me her voodoo dolls. She has one that has an officer uniform, a girl scout
    uniform, and a lady in a dress. She also introduced me to her family. I thought it was just my imagination,
    but I could of sworn I saw a hand walking down the hall". Sheriff Taylor and the police department strictly
    enforces the public to report any suspicious activity deriving from the Adams' residence. Next time, girl
    scouts might have to go door-to-door to sell their delicious cookies.

    SPRING 2016

    MAYBERRY DAILY

    Fusce quis lacus

    Newly Discovered Creature


    by Janet Ornelas

    Vivamus fringilla

    This just in, Sheriff Andy Taylor and his son Opie, have discovered an undiscovered creature. While they were both
    out fishing out in Mayberry, they came across a weird creature. Opie describes some of its interesting physical
    features. He mentioned to our reporters that is had two big long teeth at the sides of his mouth. It also had a very
    long and purple body, with a long sharp tail, and dark orange eyes. He also said that this creature was not out to
    eat the bait on his fishing rod, but he was out to drink the bottle of pop they had been drinking. Not only had this
    fish never seen before, but it was out to drink peoples pop. Shrief Andy quickly captured the fish, and took it to
    the ichthyologist, or in other words to himself, to find out what type of fish it was. The ichthyologist , Andy Taylor,
    classified it as a vampire, pop drinking fish. He named this rare species after himself, because he was the one to

    Poodles, Weddings, &


    By: Tyler Eldridge
    Nunchucks
    A disturbing scene ensued late Thursday evening in
    Mayberry. Resident John Croy, 47, was set to marry his
    beloved dog, Shirley Poo, 4, with a few of his closest
    friends. "I mean, he's unorthodox, but let the man do what
    he wants to do!" said Margaret Garble, friend of Croy. As
    the church bells were about to chime for Shirley Poo to be
    escorted down the aisle with her diamond encrusted leash,
    the evening turned to chaos. A man wearing nothing but
    the mask of a luchador (Mexican wrestler), a speedo, and
    bright yellow rain boots, came barreling through one of the
    church's stained glass windows, holding a pair of
    nunchucks and a peanut butter sandwich. Witnesses say
    the man then shouted "Never fear! The thick, creamy
    justice of MY sandwich will destroy the shackles
    subjugating this poor creature to the villainous slave
    master John Croy!" The mask-wearing man then allegedly
    whipped his danger sticks above his head before snatching
    Shirley Poo and running out the front doors of the church,
    taking a bite of his sandwich as he fled. "We usually hear of
    these sort of things happening in Florida, not so close to
    home, says Sheriff Andy Taylor, one of the first to respond
    to the scene. Police are now looking for the masked
    suspect, in relation to the church damages, and the
    missing poodle, Shirley Poo. If you have any information
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    MAYBERRY DAILY

    SPRING 2016

    MAYBERRY ENCOUNTERS ALIENS


    It was a late night in the town of Mayberry. Sherriff Taylor was locking up the cells,
    drinking a nice, hot cup of coffee. A sudden green light was coming from the
    outside. The prisoners were trembling in their cells, and Sherriff Taylor felt the need
    to explore the unknown light. Scared but eager to know Sherriff Taylor went out the
    back way, gripping his flashlight tightly. *GASP* A flying spaceship was in the sky
    floating above him. He froze in shock and fear, and then fainted. Upon waking up
    he was surrounded by green creatures. After a few hours of conversation, Sherriff
    Taylor realized the aliens really did come in peace. From that night on, the aliens
    and Sherriff Taylor became great friends.

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