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    Homonym Jokes

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    The document contains a collection of homonym jokes playing on double meanings of words. The jokes poke fun at plumbers attending a tap dance, cats seeing tree bark, waiters serving round pancakes, making sausage rolls by pushing them, students forgetting things and jogging their memory, movie stars being cool due to fans, boys wanting to draw curtains, kings being rulers, elephants unable to keep their trunks up, a policeman's luggage being an open and shut case, and snakes that can do math being adders.

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    The document contains a collection of homonym jokes playing on double meanings of words. The jokes poke fun at plumbers attending a tap dance, cats seeing tree bark, waiters serving round pancakes, making sausage rolls by pushing them, students forgetting things and jogging their memory, movie stars being cool due to fans, boys wanting to draw curtains, kings being rulers, elephants unable to keep their trunks up, a policeman's luggage being an open and shut case, and snakes that can do math being adders.

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    The document contains a collection of homonym jokes playing on double meanings of words. The jokes poke fun at plumbers attending a tap dance, cats seeing tree bark, waiters serving round pancakes, making sausage rolls by pushing them, students forgetting things and jogging their memory, movie stars being cool due to fans, boys wanting to draw curtains, kings being rulers, elephants unable to keep their trunks up, a policeman's luggage being an open and shut case, and snakes that can do math being adders.

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    Homonym Jokes

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    Ralucatudor
    The document contains a collection of homonym jokes playing on double meanings of words. The jokes poke fun at plumbers attending a tap dance, cats seeing tree bark, waiters serving round pancakes, making sausage rolls by pushing them, students forgetting things and jogging their memory, movie stars being cool due to fans, boys wanting to draw curtains, kings being rulers, elephants unable to keep their trunks up, a policeman's luggage being an open and shut case, and snakes that can do math being adders.

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    Homonym Jokes

    What kind of party do plumbers go to? A tap dance. Why did the cat come down from the tree? Because it saw the tree bark. Waiter, will the pancakes be long?" - "No, sir, round. How do you make a sausage roll? - Push it Why did John walk backwards to school? Because it was back-to-school day. What did Tutankhamun say when he got scared? I want my mummy. What do runners do when they forget something? They jog their memory. Why are movie stars so cool? Because they have so many fans. Why did the boy take the pencil to bed? Because he wanted to draw the curtains. Why did the king draw straight lines? Because he was the ruler. Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool? Because they couldnt keep their trunks up. Did you hear about the policemans holiday luggage? It was an open and shut case. Did you hear about the snake that could do sums? It was an adder. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Her students were too bright. Why are postmen unhappy? Because they are given the sack every morning.
    2005 First School Years (www.firstschoolyears.com) This resource may be photocopied for educational purposes.

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