February 9, 2006

In honor of
ValentInes Day, jayplay
brIngs you photos to
InspIre loVe In
unlIkely places
BLACK AND WHITE
life with color blindness
7
MYSPACE.COM
technology meets music
19
A PLACE FOR LOVE
lovey Lawrence locales
11
LOVe IS aLL arOuND
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Loveitorhateit, itscoming.
ValentinesDayared-and-
pink, teeth-rotting24hours
thatswrappedincellophane,
seasonedwithgift-buying
pressureandgarnishedwith
theworstpartofwinteris
onlyamerefvedaysaway. Ive
neverbeenafanoftheholiday,
generallypreferringtotreat
itasjustanotherdaymy
annualboringprotest. Todate,
mymostromanticV-day
excursionwasamidnightrun
toTacoBell, histreat. Andthats
howIvelikedit. Butitcannever
hurttokeepanopenmind. In
fact, itsessentialforasuccessful
lovelife.
ReadStefanieGravessarticle
aboutinterfaithrelationships
andlearnthevalueof
compromise(p. 15). Discover
newplacestomakememories
inourromanticspots photo
essay(p. 11). And, fnally, get
afreshperspectiveandread
LindseyRamseysstoryofher
bestValentinesDayatale
lessromantic, even, thanlate-
nightTacoBell(p. 23).
Whetheryoullbesipping
winewithaloveronthePlaza
orguzzlingFranziaalonein
yourroom(orignoringitand
havingaTuesday), haveagreat
February14.
Shouldthedayprovetobe
wretched, rememberthe
Bellsopentil3.
NatalieJohnson
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BITE ALWAYSHASTHEMUNCHIES
MelissaByrd
CarrieHillard
ErinWisdom
OUT HITSTHETOWN
DavidHeller
CharissaYoung
NOTICE TAKESNOTEOFIT
LizNartowicz
MalindaOsborne
CarolynTharp
HEALTH KEEPSTHEDOCTORAWAY
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CONTACT HELPSYOURLOVELIFE
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
PLACES FOR LOVE
THEYRE ALL AROUND
OUT
the facebook of music
REVIEWS
we tell you what we think SPEAK
the best Valentines gift ever
23
20
15
BITE
chocolate: the new health food
CONTACT
interfaith relationships
15
5
CALENDAR
whats going on
3
NOTICE
color blindness
HAWK TOPICS
too hot to handle
8
7
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JAYPLAY 02.09.2006
VOLUME 3, ISSUE 18
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THURSDAY 2.09
Battlerusa Finals. Bottleneck,
10 p.m., 18+, www.
pipelineproductions.com
Celebrating a Grand Gift:
The Hallmark Photographic
Collection. Nelson-Atkins
Museum of Art, 10 a.m. to
4 p.m., all ages, FREE, www.
nelson-atkins.org*
Decelerate. Kemper Museum
of Art, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., all ages,
FREE, www.kemperart.org*
Embodiment. Spencer
Museum of Art, 10 a.m. to
9 p.m., all ages, FREE, www.
spencerart.ku.edu
Explore Evolution. Natural
History Museum, 9 a.m. to 5
p.m., all ages, FREE, http://nhm.
ku.edu/
Flowers, Dragons and Pine
Trees: Asian Textiles in the
Spencer Museum of Art.
Spencer Museum of Art, 10 a.m.
to 9 p.m., all ages, FREE, www.
spencerart.ku.edu
Gallery Conversations:
Professor Gitti Salami, art
history, and guest curator on
Embodiment. Spencer Museum
of Art, 12:20 p.m., all ages, FREE,
www.spencerart.ku.edu

Graduate Student Exhibition.
KU Art & Design Gallery, 8:30
a.m. to 9 p.m., all ages, FREE,
864-4401
Hot Lunch DJ Dance Party.
Jackpot Saloon, 10 p.m., 18+,
$3-$5, www.jackpotsaloon.com
Latin American Solidarity
Rice and Beans Dinner,
Guest speaker: Marc Becker,
associate professor of history,
Truman State University.
ECM Center, 6:15 p.m., all ages,
FREE (donations suggested),
864-4213.
Lawrence Art Guild All
Members Show. Lawrence Arts
Center, 9 a.m. to 7 p.m., all ages,
FREE, www.lawrenceartscenter.
com
Lecture: Mary Dusenbury,
guest curator, on Flowers,
Dragons and Pine Trees; The
Making of an Exhibition.
Spencer Museum of Art, 7 p.m.,
all ages, FREE, www.spencerart.
ku.edu
Lecture:The Worlds Other
Superpower: The 2006 World
Social Forum in Venezuela
Marc Becker, associate
professor of history, Truman
State University. Bailey 318,
12 p.m., all ages, FREE, www.
ku.edu/~calendar
Logan Peck & Friends. Abe
& Jakes, 9 p.m., 18+, $2, www.
abejakes.com
Sci-Fi Fermentation: The
Impact of Science on the
Natural World. Kemper
Museum of Art, 10 a.m. to
4 p.m., all ages, FREE, www.
kemperart.org*
Trucker. Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., 21+,
$3, www.jazzhaus.com
02.09.2006 JAYPLAY 03
Reliant K Air Supply Avenged
Turtle Quartet Decelerate
An Affair to Remember
Fatal Attraction
Two Cultures
Jarhead
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Avenged Sevenfold. Liberty
Hall, 7:30 p.m., all ages, $24,
www.libertyhall.net
Baroque by Candlelight.
Trinity Episcopal Church,
7:30 p.m., $30, www.
lawrencechamberorchestra.org
BR5-49, The Avett Brothers.
Bottleneck, 9 p.m., 18+, $12,
www.bottlenecklive.com
Decelerate. Kemper Museum of
Contemporary Art, 10 a.m. to 9
p.m., FREE, www.kemperart.org
Embodiment. Spencer Museum
of Art, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., FREE,
www.spencerart.ku.edu
Fight Biff. Grand Emporium, 8
p.m., 18+, $5 (if under 21), www.
grandemporium.com*
Ghosty. Granada, 9 p.m., 18+,
$5, www.thegranada.com
Lee Konitz, Bill Frisell. Folly
Theater, 8 p.m., all ages, $15-$45,
www.follytheater.com*
Lied Center Mozart.
Borders, 10 a.m., FREE, www.
bordersstores.com
Mark & the Sharks. Slow Ride
Roadhouse, 9 p.m., 21+, FREE,
749-2727
The Motorcycle Diaries.
Spencer Museum of Art
Auditorium, 2 p.m., FREE, www.
ku.edu/~calendar
The Schwag. Uptown Theatre,
8 p.m., all ages, $10, www.
uptowntheater.com*
Warlock. Boobie Trap Bar, 9
p.m., all ages, $5-$6, www.
boobietrapbar.com*
MONDAY 2.13
Charlie Parr. Daveys Uptown,
7:30 p.m., 21+, $5, www.
daveysuptown.com*
Film: Face. Kansas Union
Woodruff Auditorium, 7 p.m., all
ages, FREE, www.ceas.ku.edu
Hallmark Symposium: Gail
Swanlund, graphic designer.
Spencer Museum of Art
Auditorium, 6 p.m., all ages,
FREE, www.spencerart.ku.edu
Joe Avery & the Insurgents.
Gaslight Tavern, 9 p.m., 21+, $3,
www.gaslighttavern.com
Junius, Circle Takes the
Square and Fire for Effect. The
Jackpot Saloon, 10 p.m., 18+, $4-
$6, www.thejackpotsaloon.com
MC Vagina, By the Book and
DJ PBR-Girl. The Boobie Trap
Bar, 8 p.m., 15+, $5-$6, www.
boobietrapbar.com*
Paintings and Drawings by
Ivan Fortushniak. Lawrence
Arts Center, 7 to 9 p.m., all ages,
FREE, www.lawrenceartscenter.
com
Two Cultures: Collection.
Natural History Museum, 9 a.m.
to 5 p.m., all ages, FREE, nhm.
ku. edu
Wheatus. The Replay Lounge,
10 p.m., 21+, $2, www.
replaylounge.com
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JAYPLAY 02.09.2006
WEDNESDAY 2.15
That Acoustic Jam Thing.
Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., 21+, $2, www.
jazzhaus.com
The Ben Pera Trio + 2. Harbour
Lights, 10 p.m., 21+, $2, 841-
1960
Boo and Boo Too, Long
Division, Square Show. The
Bottleneck, 8 p.m., $5-$7, www.
bottlenecklive.com
Ever We Fall, Days Like These.
El Torreon Ballroom, 7 p.m., all
ages, $8, www.eltorreon.com*
Graduate Student Exhibition.
Art and Design Gallery, 8:30
a.m. to 4:30 p.m., all ages, FREE,
www. ku. edu/~sf a/
Nada Surf with Rogue Wave.
Granada, 8 p.m., all ages, $13-
$15, www.thegranada.com
Plastic Crime Wave Sound.
The Jackpot Saloon, 10
p.m., 18+, $4-$6, www.
thejackpotsaloon.com

Relient K. Beaumont Club, 7
p.m., all ages, $15, www.kcclubs.
com*

Soweto Gospel Choir. The Lied
Center, 7:30 p.m., all ages, $11.50
- $28, www.ku.edu/~lied/

TUESDAY 2.14
Air Supply. VooDoo Lounge at
Harrahs Casino, 8 p.m., 21+, $30-
$35, www.voodookc.com*
Anvil Chorus, Doris Hensen,
The Golden Hearted Whores.
Daveys Uptown, 9 p.m., 21+, $6,
www.daveysuptown.com*
DJ Aether. Gaslight Tavern,
9 p.m., 18+, FREE, www.
gaslighttavern.com
Explore Evolution. Natural
History Museum, 9 a.m. to
5 p.m., all ages, FREE, nhm.
ku. edu
Feminist revolutionary
Roxanne Dunbar-Ortiz. The
Solidarity Center, 8 p.m., all ages,
suggested donation $3 to $5,
http://lawrencesolidarity.net
Film: Bittersweet Valentines
Day: An Affair to Remember and
Fatal Attraction. Kansas Union
Woodruff Auditorium/Big 12
Room, 7 p.m. to 11 p.m., all ages,
$3, www.suaevents.com
KC Magazine Single
Valentines Day Party. Grand
Emporium, 8 p.m., 21+, cost TBA,
www.kcclubs.com*
Valentines Day Songs of Love
and Laughter Dinner and
Cabaret Show. Macelis, 6:30
p.m., all ages, $50, 331-2096
Valentines Day Open House.
Kansas Union Lobby, Level 4,
11 a.m. to 3 p.m., all ages, FREE,
www.suaevents.com
SUNDAY 2.12
Film: The Story of the
Weeping Camel. Spencer
Museum of Art Auditorium,
3 p.m., all ages, FREE, www.
spencerart.ku.edu
Metro Lawn and Garden Show
w/Remodeling Show. Kemper
Arena American Royal Building,
10 a.m. to 6 p.m., all ages, $7,
www.patrihaproductions.com
Presidential Lecture Series
2006:The First Woman
PresidentEleanor Clift,
contributing editor for
Newsweek and political
commentator. Dole Institute
of Politics, 7 p.m., FREE, www.
doleinstitute.org
ToniTonyTone & Chico
DeBarge. Folly Theater, 8
p.m., all ages, $40-$60, www.
follytheater.com *
Two Cultures: Collection.
Natural History Museum, 9 a.m.
to 5 p.m., all ages, FREE, nhm.
ku. edu
The Yards. Harbour Lights, 10
p.m., 21+, $2, 841-1960
Embodiment
FRIDAY 2.10
3AM, Left-E-Grove, Moody
Assassin. Gaslight Tavern, 9:00
p.m., 21+, FREE, 856-4330
Battlerusa Finals. Bottleneck,
10 p.m., 18+, www.
pipelineproductions.com
Black Ale Sinners, Fast Food
Junkies. Jackpot Saloon,
10:30 p.m., 18+, $4, www.
jackpotsaloon.com
Chicago Trombone Quartet.
Swarthout Recital Hall, Murphy
Hall, 7:30 p.m., all ages, FREE,
864-2787
Emerald Triangle, Sideways.
Replay, 10 p.m., 21+, $2, www.
replaylounge.com
Frank Bangs Secret Stash.
Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., 21+, $5, www.
jazzhaus.com
Freestyle Motorcross. Kemper
Arena, 8 p.m., all ages, $6-$21,
www.kemperarenakc.com*
Jarhead. Woodruff Auditorium,
Kansas Union, 7 p.m. and 9:30
p.m., all ages, $2 or FREE with
Activity Card, www.suaevents.
com
Metal Wars Final. Beaumont
Club, 9 p.m., 18+, $8, www.
kcclubs.com*
Metropolitan Lawn & Garden
Show. American Royal Building,
10 a.m. to 9 p.m., all ages, $7,
www.kemperarenakc.com *
Poker Pub. Liquid Bar and
Nightclub, 7 p.m. and 10 p.m.,
21+, FREE, 749-4295
Robert Randoph and the
Family Band. Uptown Theater,
8:30 p.m., 18+, $21, www.
uptowntheater.com*
Stand-Up Stand-Off. Hawks
Nest, 7 p.m., all ages, FREE, www.
suaevents.com
Stitch and Bitch. Kemper
Museum of Contemporary Art, 7
p.m., 21+, www.kemperart.org *
Turtle Island String Quartet.
Lied Center, 7:30 p.m., all ages,
$11.50 - $14 student, www.lied.
ku.edu
Young Friends of Art.
Kirkwood Hall, Nelson Atkins
Museum, 6 p.m., all ages, FREE,
www.nelson-atkins.org*
SATURDAY 2.11
Beaumont Club
4050 Pennyslvania Ave.,
Kansas City, Mo.
(816) 561-2560
Daveys Uptown
3402 Main St.,
Kansas City, Mo.
(816) 753-1909
Folly Theater
300 W. 12th St.,
Kansas City, Mo.
800-279-4444
Grand Emporium
3832 Main St.,
Kansas City, Mo.
(816) 531-1504
Kemper Arena
1800 Genessee,
Kansas City, Mo.
(816) 513-4000
Kemper Museum of
Contemporary Art
4430 Warwick Blvd.,
Kansas City, Mo.
(816) 561-3737
Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art
4525 Oak St.,
Kansas City, Mo.
(816) 561-4000
Uptown Theater
3700 Broadway,
Kansas City, Mo.
(816) 753-8665
VooDoo Lounge at
Harrahs Casino
777 Casino Center Dr.,
Hazelwood, Mo.
(314) 770-8100
WHERE
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ChoColate: how sweet it is
02.09.2006 JAYPLAY 05
Bite
KIT LEFFLER
the romantic treat is here to help your heart
To quote Lucy Van Pelt from
Peanuts, All I really need is love, but a
little chocolate now and then doesnt
hurt!
With its smooth, rich favor, a small
piece of chocolate can bring about
feelings of euphoria. Valentines Day
gives us the perfect excuse to indulge
in this sweet treat, but research
reveals we may not need this excuse
any longer.
Several studies in recent years have
discovered that chocolate possesses
nutritional benefts fantastic

news
for chocoholics everywhere.
A recent study in the Journal of
American Science shows positive
vascular effects from the consumption
of chocolate,says Penny Kris-Etherton,
a registered dietitian at Pennsylvania
State University; however, we are a
long, long way from saying chocolate
can help cure or control heart disease
and diabetes, but it may help protect
blood pressure.
Some of the health benefts may
be due to the cocoa beans high
quantity of antioxidants, similar to
the amounts found in red wine.
These antioxidants, called
favonoids, have been shown to help
reduce blood clots and heart disease.
Basically, the favonoids in chocolate
help keep the blood fowing says Ann
Chapman, a registered dietitian at
Watkins Health Services.
The study shows that small amounts
of chocolate actually caused a relaxation
of the arteries, Kris-Etherton says. She
adds that chocolate protects bad
cholesterol (low-density lipoprotein,
or LDL) from being oxidized, a process
which normally leads to the clogging
of arteries.
Studies show that the antioxidants
in chocolate also aid in increasing the
good (high-density lipoprotein, or
HDL) cholesterol, which keeps the
arteries open and healthy.
Lucky for us, these favonoids
can be found in some varieties of
chocolates. Dark chocolate has two
to four times more favonoids than
milk chocolate, and white chocolate
has none, Chapman says.
Kate Gannon, Lawrence non-
traditional student, says she has
developed a taste for dark chocolate
over the years. I used to like the
light, sugary taste of milk chocolate.
But knowing there are more quality
beans in dark chocolate has made it
more appealing to me, she says.
Dark chocolate may not be the
only chocolate rich with favonoids.
People just dont know what the
favonoid-rich chocolates are Kris-
Etherton says. Some milk chocolate
can have high favonoid content. It
all depends on the richness of the
cocoa plants and how much cocoa
manufacturers use to make their fnal
confection.
The main criteria to determine
the quality of chocolate are the
bean quality and the amount of
time chocolate is conched, or mixed,
says Cheryl Wetherington, owner of
Riverfront Chocolates. To compare,
Hersheys chocolate is conched for
90 minutes, but Guittard chocolate, a
gourmet chocolate sold at Riverfront
Chocolates, is conched for 70 hours.
Kris-Etherton says she hopes that
someday chocolate will have labels
that tell consumers the amount of
favonoids the product contains.
But before you start stuffng your
face with chocolate like Augustus
Gloop, remember that its by no
means a health food. Most servings
are full of empty calories from
saturated fats and sugar. Chocolate
is highly caloric and, compared to
20 calories in a cup of broccoli, one
cup of chocolate has 1,000 calories,
Chapman says. Eat enough of it and
it may expand your hips rather than
help your blood fow.
When eating chocolate, keep your
portions small and controlled, and try
to lean towards dark or favonoid-rich
chocolate, Chapman says.
It looks like our mothers were
right moderation is the key to a
healthy diet.
Now you can feel a little less guilty
about indulging in some chocolate
this Valentines Day.
Bon appetit, chocoholics!
most common;
made with 10-20 percent cocoa solids,
which include cocoa and cocoa butter;
contains more than 12 percent milk solids.

contains 35-45 percent cocoa solids;
can be interchanged with semi-sweet
chocolate in recipes.

a favorite for baking; contains
40-62 percent cocoa solids; can be
interchanged with sweet dark chocolate
in recipes.

contains at least 35
percent cocoa solids, but quality dark
chocolate contains 50-85 percent; can
not substitute with semi-sweet or sweet
chocolate when baking.

a bitter chocolate;
contains almost 100 percent cocoa
solids; used only for baking; taste not
suitable for eating.
not
technically called chocolate because
of its low cocoa solid content; doesnt
contain any non-fat ingredients from the
cocoa bean, which gives it its white color;
primarily used in baking desserts.
Source: www.cacaoweb.net
tYPes oF ChoColate
Katy Graves, Hutchinson
junior
MYTH: Chocolate is a good
source of caffeine.
FICTION: Actually, 1.55 ounces
of chocolate has only about
10 milligrams of caffeine,
compared to 100 milligrams
found in one cup of coffee.
MYTH: Chocolate causes acne.
FICTION: You can breathe a sigh of relief. Several studies in the past
have failed to fnd a link between chocolate and acne.
Mandy Buckwalter,
Hutchinson junior
MYTH: Women crave
chocolate.
FACT: Phenylethylamine in
chocolate triggers feelings
similar to falling in love, while
anandamide in chocolate
stimulates brain receptors similar to that of other addictive
substances. Scientists have not been able to tell what exactly causes
you to crave chocolate, but these substances suggest that chocolate
cravings can and do happen.
Sam Edelstein, Omaha
sophomore
MYTH: Dark chocolate has
antioxidants that are good for
you.
FACT: True
Sources: Yale New-Haven Hospital www.ynhh.org and Ann Chapman,
Watkins registered dietitian
by Carrie Hillard
FACT OR FICTION: I hit Wescoe beach and asked students what myths theyve heard about chocolate.
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PRODUCTREVIEW
Four out of fve people in an informal bus-stop
survey agree: Taco Bells Mexican Pizza makes
a great drunk food. Theres something about the
pizza/Mexican combo ... its hard to go wrong.
Three cheeses melted over ground beef, beans,
pizza sauce and crisp shells and topped with
tomatoes and green onions can all be yours for less
than $3 and its open til 3 a.m.
Melissa Byrd
POST-DRINKS EATS
PHOTO CREDIT
BITE
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Guy 1: What are you doing
tonight?
Guy 2: Going to The Hawk. My
only class tomorrow is Dance
Dance Revolution.
Girl: If my voice was really
squeaky and every time I saw
you I was like (in a squeaky
voice) Hi Joe! would you
punch me in the face?
Guy: Sometimes you talk like
that.
Girl: Yeah?
Guy: Yeah, when you say
Phoebe.
Guy (upset): Youre not going
to invite me to your wedding?
Girl: Not with that attitude.

Liz Nartowicz
WESCOE WIT
Guys, quit wearing the striped button-down shirt with
rolled-up sleeves to the bars already. Its time to get some
more use out of a classic staple in every mans wardrobe:
the blazer. Its versatile and comes in a variety of styles, cuts
and colors, so its easy to fnd one that fts your taste. And
these days its not just to be worn with a suit. Everyone from
hip-hop moguls to hipsters are rocking it with a T-shirt and
jeans. Its a good ft if the sleeves reach your knuckles when
your arms are at your sides.

Malinda Osborne
FASHION TREND
Bust out that blazer
BK ChiCKen Fries
Chicken still tastes like chicken, no matter what the
shape, right? Burger Kings Chicken Fries are a new spin
on an old-school favorite: BK Chicken Tenders. All-white
meat chicken (or so were told) and spicy breading make
them taste pretty similar, but the real mystique surrounds
the string bean form of the Chicken Fries. The thinness
of the chicken makes it all breading, which means extra
grease. Id prefer the Chicken Tender any day. Then
again, stick a shoe in a deep fat fryer and drown it in
condiments it all tastes the same. BK Chicken Fries cost
$1.69 for a six-pack, $2.69 for a nine-pack and $7.99 for a
36-pack.
Melissa Byrd
by Carolyn Tharp
a trip through the
eyes of the color
blind.
JulieSorge, Amherst, Virginia,
graduate student, didnt realize
she was color blind until she
was15yearsold. Whenshekept
handing the wrong color of
pastel crayons to her friend in
artclass, heteasedher.
What are you, color blind?
he asked. She thought about it,
andrealizeditexplainedalot.
For Sorge and many like her,
treesandfowersblendtogether
into a gray mass and Mountain
Dew just looks a nice bright
gray insteadofavividyellow.
Beingcolorblindcanleadto
embarrassment, ridiculeoreven
danger, but it isnt exactly like
seeingtheworldinablack-and-
white photo. Color blindness
is usually just a mixing up of
colors, most commonly greens
and reds, says KevinTrummel, a
Lawrenceoptometrist.
Finding out youre color
blindlaterinlife, likeSorge, isnt
a rare occurrence. Erin Beaton,
Madison senior, thought what
she saw was normal until she
was about 6 years old. It wasnt
until she started learning her
colorsatschoolthatsherealized
shecouldntseethingsthesame
wayotherchildrencould.
Insecondgrade, Iwasdoing
a coloring assignment, and the
teacher yelled at me because
shethoughtIwasobnoxiousfor
coloringwiththewrongcolors,
Beaton says. She didnt realize
that I couldnt tell what the
colorswere.
Color blindness often
restricts people from certain
jobs, like fghter pilot or
electrician, Trummel says. Color
blindness affects the little
things in life. Trying to see if a
tornado is about to hit Kansas
can be diffcult if each region
on The Weather Channel looks
gray. Picking out fresh produce
is a tough task if you cant
distinguishwhetherabananais
green or yellow. Reading a map
canbeconfusing, becausemany
maps have colored legends. It
makesfndingtherightshadeof
lipstick at the Clinique counter
challenging.
Sorge says the hardest thing
forheriswhenshepullsuptoa
stoplight at night. When its too
dark to tell if the top or bottom
signalislitup, shetriestojudge
fromthetraffcaroundher.
Although Beaton relies on
help from her roommates to
pick her outfts in the morning,
simple adaptations and lots of
memorization make it possible
for her to live in such a colorful
world. When she frst moves
intoanewapartment, hermom
arranges the clothes in her
closet according to color, and
Beaton memorizes the order.
When someone tells Beaton
somethingisacertaincolor, she
tries to memorize that shade of
gray, so when she sees it again
she can try to distinguish what
coloritis.
While Beaton sees shades of
gray, blackandwhite, herfather
can see only black and white,
and her sister sees black, white
andred.
Color blindness can simply
be the inability to distinguish
one color from another. There
are three chemicals in the back
of the eye one each for red,
green and blue and if one
of those chemicals is defcient,
it can cause color blindness,
Trummelsays.
Color blindness is
anX-linkedrecessivegenemost
commonly expressed in males.
Seven percent of American
males are color blind and 20
times more men are color blind
than women, a report from
the Howard Hughes Medical
Institutesays.
Sorges father is also color
blind. She says she remembers
thedayswhenherfatherwould
dress her in the mornings and
her mother would be horrifed
at some of the mismatched
ensembles.
Because color blindness is
genetic, laser eye surgery is
probablynotapossibleremedy,
Trummel says. Someone who
cantseecertaincolorscanwear
special-colored lenses that shift
thelightandmakeitpossibleto
seesomecolors, hesays.
But Beaton wouldnt change
athing.
Itsreallymyownperspective
of my own little world. Its kind
of a neat feeling knowing that
nooneelsecanseewhatyoure
seeing, she says. I love going
shoppingandpickingoutftsfor
peopleasgiftsandhavingthem
not match. Then they always
knowitsfromme.
Color blindness is an X-linked
recessive trait present in 7
percent of American males,
the Howard Hughes Medical
Institute reports.
NOTICE
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IN BLACK AND WHITE
PAINT YOUR WORLD
Itskindofaneat
feelingknowing
thatno oneelse
canseewhat
youreseeing.
ErinBeaton,
Madisonsenior
6
4
Former KUnited
members Form
a new stUdent
coalition, ignite.
Great, yet another student-
government group. Someone, for
the love of God, please tell these
people that the only students who
care about student government
are those in student government.
Nobody else cares!! It doesnt matter
who wins!! Yaaaarrrrggghh!!!
HAWK TOPICS
RAINE AND RUIGH REVIEW
NEWS YOU CAN USE
1
UnflATTerIng
CArTOOn dePICTIOnS
Of MUHAMMAd rUn
In A dOzen eUrOPeAn
neWSPAPerS And
MAgAzIneS, InCITIng
rIOTS THrOUgHOUT
THe MUSlIM WOrld.
2 The NaTioNal
WeaTher
Service
reporTS
record highS
NaTioNWide.
Local pothead also reports record high,
eats entire bag of Cheetos.
3
A cartoon hasnt caused this
much violence since the
infamous Cathy riots of 91
left over 2,000 dead worldwide.
5
HOUSE REpUblICANS ElECt
OHIO REpRESENtAtIVE
JOHN bOEHNER NEW
mAJORItY lEADER.
The last time Oprah felt this betrayed was
upon discovering that the McDonalds Chicken
Caesar Salad, ostensibly a healthier alternative,
is actually no more nutritious than a Big Mac.
dennis daileys sex
class strUggles to
attract stUdents.
While Dailey admits the faccid
attendance numbers are disheartening,
he believes the stimulating
environment will eventually arouse the
interest of other virile young minds.
7
Ken stoner, director oF the department oF stUdent
hoUsing, annoUnces he will leave KU in march.
Hashinger Hall alumni lament the imminent departure of an authority
fgure named Stoner.
HeATH ledger
reCeIveS An OSCAr
nOMInATIOn
fOr HIS rOle
In BrOKeBACK
MOUnTAIn.
Inexplicably, the Academy
again snubbed Martin
Lawrence, despite his
stirring performance as a
transvestite seeking justice
in Big Mommas House 2.
naismith hall changes
its anything-goes
alcohol policy to cUrb
Underage drinKing.
Naismith residents will now have
to drink like all other underage
students at The Hawk.
9
Chris Raine and Dave Ruigh
OpRAH CHAStISES
AUtHOR JAmES FREY FOR
mISREpRESENtING HImSElF IN tHE
OpRAH bOOk ClUb SElECtION A
mIllION lIttlE pIECES.
So now we have a Bush, a Dick and
a Boehner in powerful government
positions. Who says were hung up
about sex?
nOTICe
nearly 2,000 inmates riot
in caliFornia prison.
Predictably, the riot was related not to
Muhammad,Cathy comics or Martin
Lawrence, but to tired, race-related
acrimony. (Singsong-y voice) Bor-ing.
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8
OSCAR WATCH
A LOOK BEHIND THE NOMINEES
BEST PICTURE
Brokeback Mountain
Capote
Crash
Good Night, and Good Luck
Munich
Its kind of nice to have absolutely no idea what
flm will win Best Picture. The last few years
have been pretty much locks (ahem, The Return
of the King). Sure, hype surrounding Brokeback
Mountain has been deafening as of late, but
Crash snagged the Screen Actors Guild Award
and the Academy seems to have a crush on
Munich. Good Night, and Good Luck and Capote
are both solid, so I
honestly have no
idea what is going to
happen.
Should Win: Good
Night, and Good Luck
BEST ACTRESS
Judi Dench, Mrs. Henderson Presents
Felicity Huffman, Transamerica
Keira Knightly, Pride & Prejudice
Charlize Theron, North Country
Reese Witherspoon, Walk the Line
The girl next door or the woman playing a
man who is becoming a woman? Decisions,
decisions. I think its clear that the only nominees
that matter this year are Reese Witherspoon, as
smart-mouthed crooner June Carter Cash, and
Felicity Huffman, as conservative transsexual
Bree who learns she fathered a son when she
was still a he. It all comes down to whether the
Academy would rather see the nice girl or the
Desperate Housewife take home the gold.
Should Win: Reese Witherspoon, Walk the Line
BEST DIRECTOR
Ang Lee, Brokeback Mountain
Bennett Miller, Capote
Paul Haggis, Crash
George Clooney, Good Night, and Good
Luck
Steven Spielberg, Munich
Directors are tricky business because,
traditionally, whoever wins Best Picture
takes home Best Director as well, so
things are boding well for Ang Lee if
Brokeback Mountain does indeed win
the big prize. However, I was more
impressed with Steven Spielbergs
work on Munich and George Clooneys
Good Night, and Good Luck. And for a
frst flm, Paul Haggis defnitely earned
his nomination with Crash. The only
real weak link is Bennett Miller; Capote
is defnitely more Phillip Seymour
Hoffmans show than Millers.
Should Win: George Clooney, Good
Night, and Good Luck
Lindsey Ramsey
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Amy Adams, Junebug
Catherine Keener, Capote
Frances McDormand, North Country
Rachel Weisz, The Constant Gardner
Michelle Williams, Brokeback Mountain
Michelle Williams, all the way (oh, D-Creek), unless
that sneaky Rachel Weisz uses her British accent to
cajole herself a win.
Should Win: Michelle Williams, Brokeback Mountain
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
George Clooney, Syriana
Matt Dillon, Crash
Paul Giamatti, Cinderella Man
Jake Gyllenhall, Brokeback
Mountain
William Hurt, A History of
Violence
William Hurt was in about 20
minutes of A History of Violence,
so hes out. I didnt even
remember that Matt Dillon was
in Crash, so that takes care of
him. Jake Gyllenhall was lucky
to be nominated at all since he
has taken the backseat (no pun
intended) to Heath Ledgers
performance.
No one actually saw Cinderella
Man. So that leaves Mr. Clooney.
Hey, he gained weight and grew
a beard. He fts the profle of a
beautiful actor playing ugly to
win awards so, congratulations,
George!
Should Win: George Clooney
BEST ACTOR
Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Capote
Terrence Howard, Hustle & Flow
Heath Ledger, Brokeback Mountain
Joaquin Phoenix, Walk the Line
David Strathairn, Good Night, and Good Luck
Here we go, a category that feels fairly easy to
predict. Phillip Seymour Hoffman earned his
Oscar with his frst intake of breath as Capote.
But then here comes that 10 Things I Hate
About You guy, Heath Ledger, or that damn
River Phoenixs brother, Joaquin Phoenix, to
steal his thunder. Not to mention the always-
dependable David Strathairn or the incredible
Terrence Howard as the underdog. Oh, wait,
maybe its not so easy to predict.
Should Win: Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Capote
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Brian Bratichak
BITCH
+
moan
Brian: There isnt a guy I hate
more than the one who gives
me a bad name. I might not
even know the guy and hes
salting my game just because
he cheated on the girl Im
trying to hook up with. Sadly,
its true that guys tend to
cheat on girls more often
than girls cheat on guys. But
there is some good news for
everyone: a man will fnally
change his cheating ways
once he is hit with the brick of
enlightenment (i.e. he matures).
Granted, there are guys who
will cheat in every relationship
they are in, but a majority of
guys will realize the error of
their ways. Give your man a
chance to redeem himself,
whether as a friend frst, then as
a beau, or vice versa.
Jessica: I couldnt disagree
with Brian more. Perhaps its
because Ive been on the
receiving end of a cheaters
shenanigans, and I was that
girl who gave him a second,
a third and even a fourth
chance. You deserve to be
with someone who doesnt
make you wonder whether
youre the reason he or she
cheated. Youre not married.
I say let him go for good, so
you both have a fresh start
with someone new. Odds
are youll fnd one who wont
cheat and after your ex
fgures himself out, hell be
ready to be faithful in a new
relationship with someone
else. The hard part for you
will be convincing yourself
that the cheating wasnt
your fault (unless you were
a conniving, abusive bitch of
a girlfriend). As for friends, I
think its possible, but only
after the hurt from the past
has subsided and youve
forgiven him.
Once a cheater, always a cheater. can yOu ever take back
sOmeOne that cheated On yOu? Is frIendshIp even pOssIble?
Jenna, senIOr
Brian: See, thats the thing, it isnt
that guys are hard to buy for. Women
just want to make everything more
complicated. Think of what your
boyfriend likes the most. Beer?
Buy him an imported case so its
something special. Good music? Go
out and buy him either the new Jamie
Foxx or Nada Surf CD. Sex? Just buy
him a box of condoms and throw in
some of his favorite candy. Dont over-
complicate things.
Jessica: I think guys are defnitely hard
to buy for. Its not like women have an
onslaught of Hallmark commercials
pre-V-Day to force us in the right
direction. We have to rely on common
sense and what we know about our
guys. I like the idea of restocking his
fridge/kitchen with his favorite foods
while hes in class or at work. You could
even throw in Brian the Boozehounds
recommendation of imported beer
for good measure. Try personalizing
it. If hes an athlete, maybe hell enjoy
a professional massage. If hes a video
game fend, ask his friends what game
to get. If hes a different kind of fend,
treat yourself and him with a gift
certifcate to Victorias Secret. Let him
pick what you buy.
WHaT do you Buy your
BoyfrIend for ValenTInes day
If youVe only Been daTIng
four monTHs? guys are so
Hard To Buy for In THe fIrsT
plaCe, leT alone afTer jusT
four monTHs.
emIlIa, sopHomore Jessica: I can tell from
the fact that youre
asking this that youre
not OK with his alone
time, which means
you may not be that
into him. An introvert
is defned as someone
who recharges by
being alone, and an
extrovert is someone
who recharges by
surrounding themselves
with people in a social
atmosphere. His need
for time apart most
likely has nothing to do
with you; its merely a
matter of personality.
I dont see your
boyfriend revamping
his personality profle
any time soon, so if
you cant deal with
his need for space, let
him know and fnd
someone whos more
comfortable spending
more time with you in
the limelight.
Brian: Frankly, it could
mean almost anything.
He might just be a very
introverted person who
only needs to interact
with you a few times
a day. He could be
cheating on you and
wants to avoid you
at all costs. But most
likely, he just likes to
have some alone time
every once in a while, as
boring as that might be
to hear. Nothing beats
sitting on your couch
watching Sportscenter
three times in a row or
playing Playstation for
hours. But if he is able
to get away from you
for a while, it lessens
the chance that he will
accidentally mention
how beautiful your best
friend is, or how much
he misses getting it on
with his last girlfriend.
Just relish the time that
hes away from you.
Stop being a selfsh girl
and let your boy do his
own thing.
My boyfriend likes to have lots
of alone tiMe. does that Mean
hes just not that into Me?
shanay, freshMan
Jessica Crowder
Please send your
questions to
bitch@kansan.com
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relocating
Romance
Life for a typical college student is
a constant struggle to meet high
demands with low resources. School
and work vie with relationships for
time and energy we dont eat or
sleep enough to generate. Never the
time and the place, bemoaned poet
Robert Browning, and the loved one
all together.
We disagree with Robert. Jayplays
Valentines Day gift to you is proof
photographic that you dont
need much time or money to enjoy
the company of your other half.

take your love life out for a walk

11
You can neck and cuddle in nooks and crannies
all over Lawrence. Spend an hour at Clinton Lake
or $2 on a cup of coffee in a cozy back table.
Swallow your self-consciousness and walk down
Mass St. holding hands.
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For GodS
Sake, hoLd Your
tonGue and Let
Me Love.
John donne,
the Canonization
The worLd wiLL ALwAYs weLcome Lovers.
hermAn hAPfeLd, As Time Goes BY
Sean abignail, tulsa, okla. senior, and Leslie veuCaso-
vic, St. Louis, senior, enjoy an afternoon at (from left)
Miltons, 920 Massachusetts St.; Clinton Lake; raven
Bookstore, 8 e. 7th St.
Love hIdeS In the StranGeSt PLaCeS
Love hIdeS In FaMILIar FaCeS.
Love CoMeS When You LeaSt eXPeCt It.
Love hIdeS In narroW CornerS.
the doorS, Love hIdeS
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BEST AND WORST VALENTINES DAYS
Just dinner and fowers
have made some great
Valentines Days.
Jessica Schuster,
Topeka senior
One year my bOyfriend gOt
me make-up fOr Valentines
day. it wasnt such a great gift
because i thOught it implied i
needed it Or i needed tO make
a change.
caryn dyer, kansas city, kan., JuniOr
One Valentines Day I was in
Chicago at a bar. I was pulled
into the kitchen by some guys
and was almost attacked but
the manager walked in and I
got out.
Whitney McNeil, Overland
Park senior
My worst Valentines Day woulD
haVe to be when i was in MiDDle
school. i bought a teDDy bear for
a girl i likeD. after school she was
walking hoMe with another boy
holDing My teDDy bear.
bobby, Dallas senior
LAst VALentines DAY wAs
the best. MY boYfrienD AnD
i Arent big on VALentines
DAY, which is fine with Me,
so i wAs so surPriseD when
i went into MY DorM rooM
AnD founD A bouquet of fLowers AnD A
reALLY PurPosefuLLY cheesY cArD.
ainehi eDoro, nigeria first year Masters stuDent

Kristen Maxwell
Opposites
Couples share advice on making an interfaith
relationship work
02.09.2006 JAYPLAY 15
KIT LEFFLER
Its an abnormally balmy January
afternoon when Kelly Mills, Delaware,
Ohio, graduate student, agrees to talk
about her recent engagement and
upcoming wedding to Marc Radasky,
frst-year law student at the University
of Missouri-Kansas City. After 10 minutes
of informalities about her family and
how she made the decision to move
to Kansas from Washington, D.C., she
begins to glance at the clock positioned
on the opposite wall, insinuating she
probably has better things to do with
her time.
Her demeanor quickly changes,
though, when the topic of her fanc
is mentioned. The posture of her back
abruptly straightens against the back
of her chair and her soft, grayish-blue
eyes seem to light up from within. She is
defnitely a woman in love.
Like most engaged women, Mills
cant say enough about her husband-
to-be. Hes funny, extremely intelligent,
passionate and he has really great hair,
she says as her thin lips widen into an
even bigger smile. The fact that Mills is
Methodist and Radasky is Jewish doesnt
even register on her love-o-meter.
Mills and Radaskys situation isnt
that unusual. While exact statistics are
hard to come by, approximately one
million married couples living in the
United States are from different faith
backgrounds,says www.InterfaithFamily.
com, a Web site devoted to helping
members of the Jewish community
interact with people from different
faiths. Nearly 40,000 interfaith marriages
were conducted this past year, a number
that is expected to double within the
next 10 years, the site says.
attract
by Stefanie Graves
CONTINUED ON PAGE 16
CONTACT
InterfaIth help
These organizations offer
counseling and help with
questions about interfaith
relationships:
KURA(KansasUniversity
ReligiousAdvisors)
Contact: SeanHeston
(785)550-6563
www.ku.edu/~kura/directory
CAPS(Counselingand
PsychologicalServices)
WatkinsHealthCenter
SecondFloor
Lawrence, KS66044
(785)864-2277
www.caps.ku.edu
CONTINUED FROM PAGE 15
Telling your family
Ryan McNabb, Liberal junior, has been dating
his girlfriend for more than a year. McNabb is
Episcopalian and he says that telling his parents
about his girlfriends Catholic faith wasnt diffcult
McNabbisconsideringconvertingtohisgirlfriends
faith. He fears that a conversation with his family
aboutconversioncouldbecomeabigdeal.
In these situations, students
often want advice on how to tell
parents or grandparents about
a signifcant others religious
background, says Sean Heston,
vicepresidentoftheKUReligious
Advisers. Heston suggests that
couples take time to express
whatisappealingabouttheother
persons faith and use those facts
as a way to start a conversation
withfamilymembers. Ifyouknow
thatyourfamilywillhaveamajor
problem with the relationship,
fgure out exactly what you plan
to tell them beforehand to ease
tensions.
The marriage ceremony
Anothertensionthatinterfaith
couples face is deciding what
kind of wedding ceremony
theyll have. Mills and Radasky have decided
on a beachside ceremony that will incorporate
elements from both of their faiths. The couple
will recite handwritten vows under a chupah, a
traditionalJewishcanopysymbolizingthehome
that will be built by the couple, and members
of both families will recite scripture readings, in
EnglishandtheninHebrew.
McNabbsaysthatifheandhisgirlfrienddecide
to get married, it will be in a Catholic church. To
McNabb, belonging to or getting married in a
specifcchurchwasntasimportantassimplygoing
tochurch, anychurch.
IvebeentotheEpiscopalianchurchandithad
a lot of older people. I liked Corpus Christi better
andIlikedthepriesttherebetter, hesays.
Raising children
Couples that plan to wed need to discuss how
their children will be raised prior
togettingmarried, Hestonsays.
Ifyoudontdealwithitahead
of time, it can come back really
hard after kids are born, he says.
To ease the anxiety of extended
family members, let loved ones
know what to expect when
children come into the picture,
Heston suggests. Grandparents,
especially, canputaddedpressure
on young couples because they
want their grandchildren to be
raised in a certain way. Having a
plan and sticking to it can ease
someofthesepressures, hesays.
Although Mills and Radasky
havent decided in which faith
they will raise their children,
Mills says they have had many
constructive conversations about
thetopicandthattheywillmake
thedecisionbeforegettingmarried.
Millsalsoplansoneducatingherchildrenabout
boththeMethodistandtheJewishfaithsshesays
therewillalwaysbeaChristmastreeandaMenorah
inherhouseduringthewinterholidays.
Millsstartstohurriedlygatherupherbackpack.
Herbestadviceforotherinterfaithcouplesistobe
open about your expectations. Dont be afraid to
getcandid. Itsyourfaith. Itsyourfoundation, she
says.
Sex iS the SafeSt tranquilizer
in the world. it iS 10 timeS more
effective than valium.
Source: www.stunning-stuff.com

KristenMaxwell
did you know
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Duringpeakhours
atthegym,Ashley
Diener,Sacramento
senior,hadascuffe
withthetreadmill.
Oblivioustothe
beltwhichwasalready
movingatarapid7mph,
Dienerquicklyrealized
hermistake.Asthe
newspaperinherhand
fewintotheair,she
lurchedforwardintoa
barrelrollandshotoffthebackendofthemachine.Thegym
fellsilent.Bruisedandbloody,shelookedwithpleading
eyesattheboyontheneighboringmachineforhelp.Oh,
hesaidsimply.Itson.Thanksforthewarning,buddy.

Rachel Zupek
5.Humps-BlackEyedPeas
4.ImTooSexy-RightSaidFred
3.SheBangs-RickyMartin
2.OneMinuteMan-MissyElliot
1.FuckHerGently-TenaciousD

Kristen Maxwell
5
WORST MAKE-OUT SONGS
TOP FIVE

02.09.2006 JAYPLAY 17
conTacT
(MORTIFYING MOMENT)
GREG GRIESENAUER
2
The mosT imporTanT Thing is balancing
Time beTween yourself, friends and your
significanT oTher. each person needs To
undersTand and respecT The oThers need
for space.
megan price, garden ciTy junior

genTlemen, if you canT find iT jusT ask.
scoTT sTarreTT, overland park senior

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RENT
IfyourValentinesDayplansareleaning
towardjuststayinginandlisteningtoyour
iPod, whynotrentCameronCrowesiPod-
on-flm?Elizabethtown, starringhunky
OrlandoBloom(sanscuteBritishaccent)
andprettyKirstenDunst(completewith
annoyingtraits)inacutesystagingof
CameronCrowesfavoritesongs. Thereis
alsosomeplotaboutdealingwithdeath,
takingrisksandfallinginlove.
Thecollectionofdarklyfunnysketches
makesforagreatgiftorcoffeetablebook.
Addams, creatorofTheAddamsFamily,
putsacharacteristicdarkandgloomy(but
humorous)castonrelationships. Itssmart,
classy, andhardback. AvailableatHastings
for$20orwww.amazon.comfrom$14.
READ
HAPPILY EVER AFTER: A COLLEC-
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Therearealotoflovesongsoutthere,
buttheyrebusyeatingthedustofAt
Last.Theroyaltyofromanticsongs, itsa
classicthatssomethingtoeverybody: The
lovestruckenrapturewiththepowerful
lyrics; thebroken-heartedswoonwith
Ettassoaringvoice; thebittercantake
anotherlongpullfromtheirbottlewith
everytremorofthestrings.
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KansasUnion. IfyoudonthaveanyotherplansforValentinesDay, thisisaboutasgoodasitgets: two
movies, $3. BothAn Affair to RememberandFatal Attractionareplayingat7p.m. and9:30p.m. Itsa
cheapdatefullofthingsbothfuzzyandwarm(likeboiledrabbits).
GO VALENTINES DAY BITTERSWEET ADVENTURE
THE PINK PANTHER
Aprequeltotheoriginal1964PeterSellers
PinkPantheronlythistimeSteveMartinis
thebumblingInspectorClouseau. KevinKline,
BeyonceKnowlesandJeanRenojoininto
helpClouseaufndtheinfamousPinkPanther
diamond. Probablynotthemostromantic
newofferingbutyoucouldprobablygetoff
onthatHenryMancinithemealone.
SEE
ETTA JAMESS
AT LAST
bY ChAS AddAmS
ELIZABETHTOWN
We may be
pinching our
pennies in
college, but
spare some
extra for
your hard-
Working
brethren at
the bar.
Bartendersgenerally
getpaidabout$2per
hour,andtheirlivelihood
dependsonyour
kindness. Bartenders
worktirelesslyasthirsty
patronsbarkordersat
themallnightlong,so
cutthemsomeslackif
theydontbeelinetheir
waytoyouassoonas
youapproachthebar.
Tipaboutonedollarper
drink. Tippingmoremay
ensuremoreattentive
service. Ontheflipside,
nottippingatallisa
surefirewaytobethe
lastoneservedwhenyou
orderyournextround.

CharissaYoung

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Every afternoon, Adam Bettis,
Wichita senior, logs onto his
MySpace account to check his
e-mail,downloadmusicandtalk
with friends. In addition, Bettis
alsousesthesitetopromotehis
younger brother Lukes band,
TheLukeBettisBand.
TheLukeBettisBandconsists
of four KU students: Scott
Johnson (drums/percussion),
Ryan Staub (bass/background
vocals), Joe Sparacino (piano/
vocals/harmonica) and Luke
Bettis(guitar/vocals).Theband,
like other unsigned bands
and DJs, uses MySpace for
publicity.
Adam Bettis acts as the bands
promotionalmanager. Hesaysthat
MySpace is an excellent resource
forinformationonhowtocontact
andmeetotherlocalbandsinthe
area, as well as generate a larger
fanbase.
MySpaceisaparticularlygood
Web site for us because of all the
kids and adults well into their 50s
whove heard our music online,
Bettissays.
MySpace is an online college
forum enabling users to
access each others personal
information, profiles and
respective interests. It is an
excellentresourceforupcoming
music events throughout the
country. Based in Santa Monica,
California, MySpace serves as a
place for signed and unsigned
bands to join together and
meet new people. The site also
promotes its own record label,
MySpace Records. Founded two
years ago by Chris DeWolfe and
Tom Anderson, MySpace now
hosts660,000artistsandbands.
The popular Web site also
provides other services for its
users. MySpace is an online
community that lets you meet
yourfriends friends, theMySpace
home page says. MySpace, users
gain the ability to share photos,
journals, and music. With over 46
million users, MySpace is a free
servicethatanyonecanuse, unlike
www.facebook.com, a communal
Websitethatrequiresacollegeor
highschoole-mailaddress.
Although MySpace began on
the West Coast, the community
has spread all over the world.
With mainstream media comes
mainstream advertising. MySpace
functionsasaneffectiveadvertiser
for products like turntables and
record companies, along with
householdappliances.
However, some users of the
Web site believe that too much
advertisingdiminishesthequality
of the service. John Paine, Kansas
State University sophomore and
DJ, says he has mixed feelings
aboutMySpace.
Its a great place to promote
your name, but you also have all
these fake people out there who
just want to sell shit, Paine says.
Despite his objection to excessive
advertising, he continues to use
MySpace, hesays.
Most users of MySpace are
content with its services. Chetan
Michie, Manhattan junior, logs
ontohisMySpaceaccounttochat
with his friends online and check
for upcoming concert events
around the area. Michie signed
onto the site about a year ago,
mainly to keep in touch with old
friendsandacquaintancesaround
town.
Through MySpace, Ive been
exposed to a lot of West Coast
punkrockbands, Michiesays. He
alsoaddsbandstohisfriendslist
thathealreadylistensto, hesays.
With the site, old friends are
nomorethanaclickaway,Michie
says. I check my MySpace mail
morethanmyKUe-mail.
Michie has only one criticism:
IdontlikeitwhenpeopleIdont
knowmessagemeoutoftheblue
to vote for stuff like person of the
year or best celebrity. It becomes
this big popularity contest to see
how many friends you have, he
says.
02.09.2006 JayPlay 19
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is your space
KITLEFFLER
by David Heller
MySpace
JennyLewishasmadeanamefor
herselfoverthelastdecadeperforming
withtheindie/alt-countrybandRilo
Kiley. WhileRiloKileytakesabreak
beforerecordingtheirnextalbum,
Lewishasreleasedherfrstsoloalbum
(withthehelp
ofthesoaring
background
vocalsof
Chandraand
LeighWatson),
Rabbit Fur Coat.
Rabbit Fur
Coat fndsLewis
diggingintoher
childhoodwhen
shelistenedto
hoursofcountry
andgospel
albums. OntheupbeatRiseUpWith
Fists, Lewisdealswiththecurrentstate
oftheUnitedStatesandwritessomeof
thebestlyricsofhercareer: Its like trying
to clean the ocean/ what do you think you
can drain it?/ Well, it was poisoned and dry
long before you came.
Lewisbareshersoulonsuchsinger-
songwriter-typesongsasHappy and
thetitletrack,RabbitFurCoat, which
hassomeofLewis mostpersonallyrics,
whichdiscussherpastasachildactor,
somethingsherarelytalksabout. She
alsosharesthingsabouthermother
thatshesneversungaboutonalbums
before. Later, shetacklesreligiononone
ofthealbumsstandout
tracks,BornSecular. an
emotionaltriphighlighted
byTheWatsonTwins
powerfulharmonies.
Rabbit Fur Coat
hasagreatvariety, fromthe
upbeatTheChargingSky
tothelaidback, latenight
classic,MeltYourHeart. It
alsofeaturesguestvocals
byBenGibbard(ofDeath
CabForCutie), BrightEyes
ConorOberst, andM. Ward
ontheTravelingWilburyscover,Handle
WithCare.
Thebigquestionbeforehearing
thisalbum, waswhetherLewiscould
writegreatsongswithoutherRiloKiley
partnerincrime, BlakeSennett. The
answerisyes.

ChrisBrower
Good Luck
with Te Watson Twins
Good Night, and
10 GOOD VALENTINES DAY
MOVIES (not ranked)
IfyouhaventseenGeorge
Clooneysmasterpieceinvestigation
intooneofthegreatestmoments
inbroadcastjournalismhistory,
thenputthispaperdownandgoto
LibertyHall. Gonowbeforeitleaves
townandyouarelefttowonder
whatallthefussisaboutonOscar
night. NominatedforsixAcademy
Awards, includingBestPicture
andBestDirectorforClooney,
Good Night, and Good Luckmakes
meproudtobeajournalist. Itisa
methodicalandintricateportraitof
anewsmantryingtodotheright
thing, whateverthecost.
InGood Night, and Good Luck,
EdwardR. Murrow(DavidStrathairn)
isAmericasmostbelovednewsman.
Hisseries, See It Now, isoneof
televisionsmost-watchedprograms
andahitforCBSNews. Murrows
dedicationtothetruthintheface
ofadversityleadshimtotackle
SenatorJosephMcCarthyandhis
witchhunt forCommunists. With
thefullsupportofhisnetworknews
team, especiallyproducerFred
Friendly(Clooney), Murrowdelivers
aseriesofsearingreportsonthe
senator, destroyingthesenators
campaign. AndwhenMcCarthy,
seenherethrougharchivalfootage,
turnshisattacksonMurrowhimself,
itisthejournalistsintegrityand
poisethatkeepshimgroundedin
hishuntforthetruth.
Thecastisphenomenal.
StrathairnembodiesMurrow
witheverypuffofhisalways-
presentcigarette. Hisvoice
andmannerdisplayamanthat
demandedrespectandStrathairns
performanceearnsours. Therestof
thecastissolidandincludesturns
bynotonlydirectorClooney, but
alsoJeffDaniels, PatriciaClarkson,
RobertDowney, Jr. andTate
Donovan. Clooney, asdirector, uses
fast-pacededitingduringthenews
scenes, perfectlyencapsulating
thefrenzyofanewsroom. Theflm,
however, takesitstimewithclose-
ups; itshowsyoueveryaspectof
thebroadcastnewsprocessandthe
charactersbehindit. Good Night, and
Good Luckisreallyaflmaboutwhat
couldbecalledthegoldenageofTV
journalismatimewhen, instead
ofmuckingupthenews, reporters
madeit.
LibertyHall
Rated: PG, 90minutes

LindseyRamsey
THE BODYGUARD (1992)
. . . becausethatdamnsongnevergetsoutof
yourheadandyoucanneverhitthehighnote.
CLOSER (2004)
. . . becauseitdestroysallfaithinfaithful
relationships
CROSSROADS (2002)
. . . becauseyouhaveabrain.
THE EXORCIST (1973)
. . . becauseValentinesDayisnotthetimeto
watchvomitingheadsspinaround.
FATAL ATTRACTION (1987)
. . . becauseyoudontwanttobewatchinga
moviewithalovedoneandfearforyourlife.
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY (2003)
. . . becauseJustinGuarinilostAmerican Idolfor
areason.
GIGLI (2003)
. . . becauseitnevershouldhavebeenmade.
GLITTER (2001)
. . . ditto.
MONSTERS BALL (2001)
. . . becausewatchingasexscenefeaturingHalle
Berryshouldntbethispainful.
REQUIEM FOR A DREAM (2000)
. . . becausemoviewatchingingeneralshouldnt
bethispainful.
RememberJustin
Warfeld, therapper?Neither
doI. SheWantsRevenge,
or, asIliketocallthem, She
WantstoSoundLikethe
IllegitimateLoveChildof
JoyDivisionandDepeche
Mode, isanelectronic, new
wave, dance, altrock, early
80sBritishthrowbackband
front-mannedbyWarfeld.
Atfrstglance, SWRis
anotherInterpolorThe
Killers, bothofwhichmade
thisstyle, onceagain,
marketable(possiblythe
reasonfortherecentreturns
ofDepecheModeandNew
Order). Alltheelements
arethere: thebigdriving
metallicbeats, thebaritone
voicedrhythmicvocals, the
drivingbasslinesandthe
swoopingheavilydelayed
reverberatedguitarriffs.
However, Imnottrashing
thebandorthealbum. Its
incrediblyenjoyableright
downtosaucilydelicious,
slightlyinappropriatelyrics
(Its cold out/but her Popsicle
melts/Shes in the bathroom/
she pleasures herself,These
Things). Thebanddoes
managestotweaktheir
soundjustenough(though
Imnotexactlysurehow)to
setthemselvesapartfrom
theirinfuences. Succinctly
put, itsmoreofanhomage
thanarip-off.

JoeSibinski
Jenny Lewis
Rabbit Fur Coat
She Wants
Revenge
10 BAD VALENTINES DAY
MOVIES (not ranked)
AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER (1957)
. . .becausemeetingontopoftheEmpireState
Buildingiseverygirlsfantasy.
BEFORE SUNRISE (1995)
. . .becausewatchingEthanHawkeandJulie
DelpygettoknoweachotherinaEuropean
cityshouldinspireyoutodothesame.
BREAKFAST AT TIFFANYS (1961)
. . .becauseeverymanwantsanAudreyHepburn
eveniftheywontadmitit.
CASABLANCA (1942)
. . . becausebeginningbeautifulfriendships is
whatValentinesDayisallabout.
GHOST (1990)
. . .becausethatpotteryscenespeaksforitself.
LOVE ACTUALLY (2003)
. . . becauseitcelebratesloveinallitsformsbut
canstillmakeyoulaugh.
MOONSTRUCK (1987)
. . . becauseNicholasCageandLa Bohemecan
donowrong. (exception: seeCaptain Corellis
Mandolin).
THE PRINCESS BRIDE (1987)
. . . becauseasyouwish isallagirleverneeds
hear.
SAY ANYTHING (1989)
. . . becauseLlyodDobleristhesinglegreatest
romanticheroever. (GodblessPeterGabriel)
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY . . . (1989)
. . . becauseweallrealize(deepdown)thatmen
andwomencantbejustfriends.
YoullwishyouweredeadYou'llwanttoleavethetheaterearlyYou'llsay"eh"You'llravetoeveryonewhoasks
Youllhaveareligiousexperience
MOVIE
MUSIC MUSIC
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JAYPLAY 02.09.2006
02.09.2006 JAYPLAY 21
Director Bennett Millers
acclaimed flm, Capote, discusses
the repercussions of four senseless
murders through the eyes of the
larger-than-life personality of
Truman Capote.
For the most part, this dark and
layered flm succeeds, due to a
tight script and strong supporting
performances. Philip Seymour
Hoffman brilliantly embodies every
facet of Capote: his charm, arrogance,
sharp wit, graciousness and alienation.
Capote tells the story of how
Truman Capote came to write In
Cold Blood, the revolutionary non-
fction novel about the deaths of a
family of four, the Clutters, by Perry
Edward Smith and Richard Hickock
in Holcomb, Kansas in 1959. Unable
to fnd a rumored $10,000 in the
familys farmhouse, Smith goes on a
rampage and kills the family with a
bullet to each head.
This flm explores the eerie and
tense relationship between Capote
and Smith as well as Capotes
friendship with author Harper
Lee. Catherine Keener, as Lee, is
the wonderfully level- headed
counterpart to Capotes bravado.
Clifton Collins Jr. gives a sturdy
performance as the menacing Perry,
capturing both the monster and the
quiet man within.
During much of this flm Truman
Capote is seen as a brilliant and
misunderstood bystander who
desperately tries to fnd logic in a
senseless and hideous crime.
This is an engaging and
devastating flm. Yet, despite
Hoffmans fawless performance
and a few laughs, Capote still feels
almost as cold as the murders
themselves.
Liberty Hall
Rated: R, 98 minutes

Sarah Tucker
Te Nerd
CAPOTE
In November 1980, Willum Cubbert
celebrated his 34
th
birthday. Willum is
an architect working for a nightmare of
a boss, his girlfriend Tansy is leaving to
become a meteorologist in Washington,
D.C., and the IRS is bringing down the
mother of all tax audits. Life cant get any
worse, or so Willum thinks.
Among the friends who turn out for
his birthday party is Rick Steadman, a
man who had at one point saved Willums
life in Vietnam. In return, Willum offered
to help Rick in any way.
Rick crashes the party and then
Williams life. Rick ruins Willums career
and love life and makes a general pain
of himself with his horrible manners and
incessant fascination with learning the
tambourine (at all hours of the night and
morning). With the aid of Tansy and his
ambiguously homosexual friend Axel,
Willum takes on the task of trying to rid
himself of his new roommate without
being ungrateful or blatantly rude.
This situational comedy by Larry Shue
is a gut-busting hoot. Ken Remmert
plays the roommate from hell with such
panache that one cannot help but feel
sorry for Craig Bentons Willum.
The company is talented and the sets
and costumes take you back to the hip
pad of the 1980s.
Clad in gaucho pants, Jennifer Mays is
a wonderful Tansy. She and Benton have
good chemistry. Throw Ron Megee into
the mix as the wise-cracking, pessimistic
drama queen with a love for Jack Daniels
and the shows chuckles never seem to
stop.
Kip Niven, Licia Watson and P.J.
Lawhon serve as a wonderful set of
characters to fll out the cast and make
the evening resonate with laughter (and
screams, and shouts, and crashing dishes).
Its a show you should see if youre up
in Kansas City this February with $23 in
your pocket (or $46 if you want to take
that special somebody out for Valentines
Day).
American Heartland Theatre
2450 Grand Blvd Suite 314, Kansas
City, Mo.
Ben Smith
THEATER
MOVIE

Nowthisiswhatits
liketobeinThe Matrix.
Agoodold-fashioned
brawlerisagoodway
togo.
Youassumethe
identityofNeo,
theone, saviorof
mankind, asyoutravel
througheachofThe
Matrixmovies. The
gamegoesbeyondthe
movies.
Themainfocusof
thegameishand-to-
handcombat. Asthe
gamestillsupportsa
gun-battlingengine,
thehand-to-hand
combatsystemismore
thorough. Thebutton
combinationsystem
ishardtogetused
to. Knowingwhen
topressthebuttons
inthesequencescan
becomequitediffcult
sincethetimingfeels
offattimes. Asinthe
movies, Neohasthe
abilitytofghtmultiple
opponentsatonetime
andmakeitlooklikea
fuiddance. But, once
again, itsallabout
buttontiming.
Thegraphicsmay
notbethebest, but
Path of Neomakes
upforitinthegame
play. Thecharacters
dontlookrealisticin
theslightestandthe
environmentisntareal
spectacle.
Thegameplayis
prettystraightforward:
Youhavemany
enemiescomingat
youanditsuptoyou
todefeatthemall.
However, somelevels
gooffinatangent
suchasescapingfrom
theMerovingianonline
mazeandgetting
throughthesubway
tryingtoescape
agents.
Thegameisnt
ahardgameto
comprehendandat
leastdeservesarental.
PS2, Xbox

ChrisMoore
Sun, Sun, Sun isthesecondalbumfrom
TheElected, whichisfrontedbyRilo
KileysBlakeSennett, andfeatures
MikeCaveman Bloom, OzmasDaniel
Brummelonbass
andRylandSteen
(ofReelBigFish)
andJasonBoesel
sharingdrum
duties. Italso
featuresguest
performancesby
Rilosfrontwoman,
JennyLewis, and
Eisleyssinger/
keyboardplayer,
StacyDuPree.
Thisalbumisanaturalprogression
fromthebandslastalbum--richin
ElliottSmith-likevocalmelodiesand
analt-countryfeelmixedwithan
experimentaledge. Though, unlikea
lotofalt-countrybands, TheElected
doesntwasteanentirealbumwriting
repetitivemid-temposongsabout
driving.
Oneofthestandouttracksonthe
albumisNotGoingHome, asong
Sennetthassaidisaboutbeingon
tourwithRiloKileyandaccepting
thefactthatthetour
busisnowhishome.
Anotherfavoriteisthe
strippeddownacoustic
song,Sun, Sun, Sun,
whereSennettlets
goandgivesoneof
hismostemotional
performancesonthe
album.
WithSun,
Sun, Sun, TheElected
managetomakea
greatalt-countryalbumwhileadding
theirownfreshtwistonit. Adding
saxophones, trumpets, pianoand
morehelptobringwell-deserved
attentiontoTheElected, whohave
madeanalbumbetterthantheirfrst.

ChrisBrower
Te Elected
Sun, Sun, Sun
Te Matrix: Path of Neo
MUSIC
GAME
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JAYPLAY 02.09.2006
VALENTINES DAY?
by Lindsey Ramsey
How I skipped my
way to Valentines
Day satisfaction.
Perhaps I have unorthodox views on
holidays. For me, Thanksgiving is a time
for Star Wars marathons, not Macys
parades. Christmas is for karaoke and
Italian or Mexican or Barbecue feasts,
not carols or ham.
On St. Patricks Day, instead of drinking
green beer and celebrating my familys
Irish heritage, we tend to bury cats that
have been either run over (by my mom,
1994) or frightened to death by my
sisters driving (1998). Hopefully, my two
current cats can make it through this
years celebration unscathed.
Easter is when I gorge myself on
brisket. And Valentines Day . . . is a
decidedly unromantic opportunity to
score a midwinter gift from the parents.
As a perpetually single woman, I have
fallen victim to the agony of Valentines
Day. But I would prefer not to think of
my romantic status on this fne February
day. I prefer to think of the time two
people reached out and touched my
soul. The day they gave me a Valentines
Day when I felt truly loved.
It was third grade. As a feisty 9-year-
old, Valentines Day meant nothing to
me except the opportunity to decorate
a shoebox and give valentines to all my
friends. On this particular Valentines
Day, I woke up and engaged in the usual
Ramsey morning debate.
Im too sick to go to school,I whined.
My mother, being my elementary
schools secretary, never bought it. But
its Valentines Day, you get to have a
party, she said. This was enough to
convince me.
As I fnally made my way downstairs,
I saw a brightly wrapped package
on the table. All lies about sickness
vanished as I ran to the table to rip into
the wrapping paper and fnd out what
oddly-shaped object my parents had
decided to bestow upon me. Bits of
paper fell around me as I unveiled my
gift, a gift that really showed how much
my parents loved me and made me feel
loved: a shiny, blue Skip-It.
It was perfect, bright blue and
complete with a counter. It gleamed
under the kitchen table light. Unable
to contain myself, I grabbed the Skip-It
and ran into the garage. I was supposed
to leave for school in minutes, but I
couldnt wait. I needed to Skip-It and
I needed to Skip-It now. I carefully
slipped my Jelly-adorned foot into the
jagged plastic hoop. I pulled up my
sock so as to not acquire injury from
the plastic rubbing repeatedly on my
little ankle (Yes, I was wearing Jellies
with socks. It was February.) I set the
counter to zero and prepared for my
first skip. I took a deep breath, jerkily
swung my leg and jumped with my
other. I was in heaven.
I skipped until Secretary Ramsey
dragged the Skip-It off my foot and sent
me off to school, promising I could skip
until the counter broke when I got home.
For the rest of that Valentines Day nothing
else mattered.It didnt matter that my third-
grade crush didnt give me a valentine. All
that mattered was that my parents had
given me something truly special. Sure,
I was in third grade, but I didnt need a
signifcant other to enjoy Valentines Day.
As Ive gotten older, Ive had my
fair share of bad Valentines Days. In
seventh grade, my boyfriend gave me
a dozen roses and then broke up with
me two days later for someone else. In
high school, on four Valentines Days, I
watched in envy as my friends got crush
cans, fowers and singing telegrams
delivered to them in class. Even last
year, excited about the prospect that
Valentines Day may not translate to
Italy, I was subjected to beautiful Italians
making out on bridges all to the tune of
Dean Martins Thats Amore. Despite
these ill attempts at a more traditional
romantic Valentines Day, my parents and
friends have always been there. I have
an incredible family that loves me more
than anything and friends who like me a
lot, too, and for that, I am thankful. And
although Skip-It and I have long since
parted ways, I have always remembered
how it made me feel: loved and valued.
So, to Skip-It, wherever you are, I will
always love you. And, Skip-It, I know you
will always love me back.
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