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HoT CoUPle GaMe!

Taylor and Juan We test their love!

ITS TIMe To ParTy!

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Food, FUN aNd GaMeS ISSUe

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Party all knight!

UH student elizabeth Hinton on how to throw a badass bash!

ToTal FraT Move

Featuring Super-Hot Katy Solt

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For college boys and those who like them!

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DJ CHRIS ALLEN Seriously cheap drinks!! All night

$2 Lone Star | $3 Jello Shots $3 Absolut, Malibu, Jack Daniels and Avion $1 OFF All Domestic Longnecks and Regular Frozen 'Ritas

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NO COVER
Just bring ID!
FRIDAYS. 9pm-2am. DJ JOE ROSS | 1/2 price Happy Hour 5pm-8pm | 21 + | NO COVER SATURDAYS. 9pm-2am. DJ TAD DVORAK | 21 + | NO COVER | Door opens at 9pm SUNDAYS. 5pm-2am. $1.25 Well Drinks and $1.00 OFF every item, every order until 10pm | 21+ | NO COVER
Featuring the exclusive Laurenzo family recipe margarita 202 TUAM | 21+ | 713.522.FBAR | www.FBARHOUSTON.com | NO COVER | Text FBAR to 72727 for VIP Access to Special Events
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Enjoying some stuffing

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HOT
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Offering mustache rides Wearing Spanx Not voting then complaining Falling in your fashionable shoes Getting too hammered in front of the fam
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Wearing a mustache with pride Giving thanks Voting and campaigning

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GINS PHOTO: STACEY HUG

Fashionable fall shoes Enjoying a holiday ham

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ALL THINGS NOVEMBA

Eating until youre too stuffed

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WHATS HOT ON CAMPUS NOW!

MOVIES

SPORTS

FASHION

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BREAKING DAWN PART 2

Were totally unashamed about our excitement for the next in the Twilight series(Okay, maybe a little ashamed)

THANKSGIVING FOOTBALL
Texans vs. Lions, Redskins vs. Cowboyswere just thankful for no more replacement refs.

BOYFRIEND CARDIGANS
Stay single and snug in Houston this winter! Who needs a dude when you can just steal their style?

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HE SAID/SHE SAID
We split these two up and quizzed them to test their true love. (Together 2 years)

Juan, 23
Hometown: Asturias, Spain Major: Computer Engineering and Technology

Taylor, 22
Hometown: Corpus Christi Major: Hotel and Restaurant Management/Event Planning

HE SAID
She does! Pasta Sonic sweet tea Me! I do!
WHO TAKES THE LONGEST TO GET READY? WHAT'S JUAN'S FAVORITE FOOD?

SHE SAID
Definitely me! Pasta Sonic sweet tea I did! I do!

WHAT'S TAYLOR'S FAVORITE DRINK?

WHO INITIATED THE FIRST KISS? WHO WEARS THE PANTS IN THE RELATIONSHIP?

LOVE-O-METER
Destined for Disaster Barely a Booty Call Starting to Sizzle Perfect and Passionate If you want to put your love to the test, email sam@studybreaks.com Must be Marriage

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DRINK IT UP!
TRASHCAN PUN
Because its way more fun to be trashy than classy.
INGREDIENTS 2 bottles Everclear 2 bottles of Vodka 12 Cans of Fruit Punch Frozen Berries Frozen Strawberries Frozen Peaches Ice
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Lets not sugarcoat this shiz: The popularity of a partythe success of a soiree or the FAILURE of a fiestais generally, like, 90% dependent on drinks. (The other 10% is generally its sausagefest status.) Yeah, you better have the basics like beer, but besides that, go big with the beverages. Because sadly, sobriety, pin-the-tail on the donkey and kick-ass cupcakes just dont cut it anymore.
*DISCLAIMER-DISCLAIMER-DISCLAIMER* (cause here at Study Breaks we aint tryin to get sued, yo): Please drink responsibly.

MARGARITAS
Because theres no problem tequila doesnt solve (Or maybe no problem tequila doesnt startwe get confused.)
*Note: Only makes 8 margaritas *Note 2: Youre gonna need more than 8. Brush up on your multiplication skills.

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INGREDIENTS 2 c. sweet and sour mix 1 c. triple sec 1 c. tequila 1/3 c. Grand Marnier 2 limes, quartered

DIRECTIONS 1. Salt the rim of glasses by rubbing them with lime and then dipping in salt. Fill with ice. 2. In a blender, combine sweet and sour, triple sec, tequila and Grand Marnier; blend until well mixed 3. Pour into salted glasses, squeeze a quarter lime into each and DRINK
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DIRECTIONS 1. Uhhcombine ingredients. In, like, a really big container 2. Seriously, its trashcan punchits pretty impossible to screw up.

S VODKA GUMMIE
Otherwise known as Bad News Bears
INGREDIENTS Gummy Bears Vodka

DIRECTIONS 1. Transfer gummy bears to bowl and pour in only enough vodka to immerse the little guys. 2. Cover the bowl with saran wrap and let sit in fridge 2-3 days, or until most of vodka is absorbed. 3. Bust these babies out and let everyone get their groove on.

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Get rowdy with Rachel Chapman, Derick Lee Garcia and Cady Rodriguez!

PLAYTIIIIIME
Remember the days when board games were the best and the most important thing in your life was just winning some damn Candyland?! Well Lord Licorice, its your lucky day, because weve put some big twists on your little kid games. (And were not just talking about throwing the word strip in front of all` them though thats also a pretty great idea.)

RUM-OPOLY
The twist: Its essentially the same as regular Monopoly, but before you start the game, youre going to have to uhhrework the Chance and Community Chest cards to welljust incorporate shots of Captain Morgan (oh wassup, product placement!), really.
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MUNCHIES, MUCH?
Were not talkin bout just putting out some pretzels. Go a lil cray in the kitchen with a couple party snacks that are sure to please. (Note: If youre lazy, lets be real, you could also just order some pizzas. Its whatever.)

GUACAMOLE
Because who the f*** doesnt like guacamole. Really. (Consider quadrupling the recipe, kids.)
INGREDIENTS 3 Haas avocados, halved, seeded and peeled 1 lime, juiced 1/2 tsp. kosher salt 1/2 tsp. ground cumin 1/2 tsp. cayenne 1/2 medium onion, diced 1/2 jalapeno pepper, seeded and minced 2 Roma tomatoes, seeded and diced 1 tablespoon chopped cilantro 1 clove garlic, minced DIRECTIONS 1. In large bowl combine the scooped avocado pulp and lime juice; toss to coat, then drain and reserve lime juice 2. Add salt, cumin and cayenne; mash 3. Fold in onions, jalapeno, tomatoes, cilantro and garlic; add 1 tbs. of reserved lime juice 4. Let sit at room temperature for one hour before serving

PRETZEL KISSES
Ask a hottie if you can give them a kiss, and if they say noBOOMyouve got a back-up plan. Whoa, BABE, I was talking about a delightful pretzel kiss.

EXAMPLE Monopoly: You have won second prize in a beauty contest, collect $10? BORING! Rum-opoly: You have won second prize in a beauty contest, you sexy beast collect $10 AND GIVE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS A SHOT Monopoly: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT $200. Rum-opoly: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. TAKE A SHOT, SUCKA! (Oh, and dont drop the soap)

TEQUILA TWIST
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The twist: The premise is much like the standard game, but everyone picks a body part/color combination. When that gets calledits tequila time for the uhh lucky winner. LEFT FOOT YELLOW TEQUILA SHOTS FOR THE FELLOW!
(Sidenote: We realize the redundancy of a twist on twisterdeal with it. As a matter of fact, watch Twister while you play. Bam.)

INGREDIENTS Chocolate kisses Pretzels M&Ms DIRECTIONS 1. Transfer pretzels to cookie sheet 2. Top each pretzel with a chocolate kiss and warm in pre-heated oven until kiss is soft, but not completely melted (2-3 minutes) 3. Top each kiss with an M&M; let cool until set

EXAMPLE The twist: The premise is much like the standard game, but everyone picks a body part/color combination. When that gets calledits tequila time for the uhh lucky winner. LEFT FOOT YELLOWTEQUILA SHOTS FOR THE FELLOW!

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The disclaimer: When there is drinking and bending of the body occurring, disaster can occur. So can a little something called sexual assault. If you cant possibly contort your body to put your right hand on red without thrusting your pelvis dangerously close to someones (terrified) face, just make a sacrifice and take the shot, bro.

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DRINK SPECIALS
VENUE MONDAY TUESDAY
Aztecas Margarita Bar And Grill (2207 Richmond) Baker Street Pub (5510 Morningside //713-942-9900) Big Johns (6150 Wilcrest // 281-498-3499) Bikini Beach (1025 W Nasa Rd 1 at Gulf Fwy) Bronx Bar (5555 Morningside Dr. // 2670 Sage Rd.) Catbirds (1336 Westheimer Rd // 713 523-8000) Christians Tailgate (Midtown - 2000 Bagby) Cypress Saloon (12710 Telge RD // 281-304-7766) Drink Houston (I-10 @ Silber // 713- 290-0041) The F Bar (202 Tuam // Fabarhouston.com) Flying Saucer (705 Main St A // 713-228-9472) Front Porch (217 Gray // 713-571-9571) Guava Lamp (570 Waugh Dr. // 713-524-3359)
Closed Pint Nite Most Drafts $2.75 11:30-7PM// $6 Dom Pitchers; .50 Off Drinks Sin Night 1/2 Price All Drinks + Beer - All Night Half Price Happy Hour 5-8pm/ DRAG LIVE! 10:30pm Trivia Bowl 7:30 PM 11:30-7PM// $6 Dom Pitchers; .50 Off Drinks HH- 4-8Pm// $3 Long Island Iced Teas 8-11PM// $3 Jager, Rumple, Tuaca, & Three Olives (Cherry/Grape) HH 3-8PM// $2Dom, $5 Lone Star/Jager combo $3 Jager & Rumple Minze Shots + Wells 7pm-CL//$2.50wells, $1.50pints, $6ptchrs, Beer pong tournies w/ $500 cash prize! Darts & Shuffleboard $1.25 Domestic Beers & $2.25 Imports All Day 8-11PM// $3 Wells & $5 Patron AllDay $4 St. Arnolds+$3 Jager Shots// HH 3-8PM// $3 Jager, Rumple minze Shots, Y& wells + $2 Domestics (7pm til close)-$1.50 Bud Select bottles - $5 Tuaca bombs $1.75 Pints & $6.00 Pitchers All Day $2 Ritas, Teq Shots, & Wells + $1 Dom Drafts & $5 Pitchers 2-9PM// $2 Domestic Pints, $7 Pitchers, & $2.25 Shiner Pints + $2 Wells 11A-7PM// Well Drinks $13.50 Mix N Match Bucket O Beer 4-7PM// 25 Wings $2 Ritas, Teq Shots, & Wells + $1 Dom Drafts & $5 Pitchers 2-9PM// $2 Domestic Pints, $7 Pitchers, & $2.25 Shiner Pints + $2 Wells 11A-7PM// Well Drinks $13.50 Mix N Match Bucket O Beer 4-7PM// 25 Wings

PULLOUT GUIDE

EVERY BAR. EVERY SPECIAL. EVERY NIGHT.

WEDNESDAY

$2 Ritas, Teq Shots, & Wells + $1 Dom Drafts & $5 Pitchers 2-9PM// $2 Domestic Pints, $7 Pitchers, & $2.25 Shiner Pints + $2 Wells 11A-7PM// Well Drinks $13.50 Mix N Match Bucket O Beer 4-7PM// 25 Wings $1 U-Call-Its HH 5-7PM// 1/2 Price Drinks + 7-11PM//$4 You Call It ALLDay $3.50 STELLA Pints // HH 3-8PM// $3 Jager, Rumple minze Shots, Y& wells + $2 Domestics (7pm til close) $2.50 wells-$1.50 pints-$6 pitchers-LIVE DJ - 9pm til close $3.25 U Call It, Bourbon, Scotch, Irish Whiskey All Day

Half Price Happy Hour 5-8pm Brew Nite Collect All The Glasses! 11:30-7PM// $6 Dom Pitchers; .50 Off Drinks HH- 4-8Pm// $3 Long Island Iced Teas

GET DRINK SPECIALS SENT DIRECTLY TO YOUR PHONE! TEXT 15SBVIP to 64842 BECOME A STUDY BREAKS VIP and GET FREE STUFF
Gulf Greyhound Park (1000 Fm 2004 // 409-986-9500)
Howl At The Moon (612 Hadley St. // 713-658-9700)
$3 12oz Bottled Beer No Cover $1 Snack Beers $2 Bud Ice, $3 Jager, & $15 Wine Bottles $2.50 Texas Beers All Day $3 TX Beers, Shot Wheel Shots $2 Wells & Lonestar, No Cover Closed 1/2 off our chefs menu, $3 Mex BotBeers, Jager shots, & Tuaca shots all night long $3 12oz Bottled Beer No Cover $2 Euro Imports $2 Ziegenbock, $3 Titos, $15 Wine Bottles Giant Mug Night // $3 Giant 25 oz Mug $2.50 U Call Its Closed Closed $3 drafts, $4 imports $3 12oz Bottled Beer No Cover $2 Texas And Mexican Premiums $2 Lonestar, $4 Jager, $15 Wine Bottles Big Beers All Day+Nite! Get Big Ol 23 Oz Of Your Fave Dom Starting At $1.75 Big Beer Night & $3 Soco Lime No Cover No Cover // $2.50 PBR & Tecate, $4 H-Bombs 35 boneless wings, $10 featured domestic bottles

Jimmies Place (2803 White Oak // 713-861-9707) Komodo Pub (2004 Baldwin // 655-1501) Little Woodrows (5611 Morningside Dr // 713-521-2337) Mezzanine Lounge (2200SW FRWY // 713-528-6399) Numbers (300 Westheimer // 713-526-6551) Petes Dueling Piano Bar (1201 Fannin St//713-337-7383) Pub Fiction (2303 Smith St Suite 100 // 713-400-8400) Richs (2401 San Jacinto // 713-759-9606) The Brewery Tap (717 Franklin // 713-237-1537) The Den (4835 Calhoun // 281-888-4299) The Roxy (5351 W Alabama // 713-850-7699) Saint Danes Bar & Grill (502 Elgin St. // 703-807-7040) Sam Houston Race Park (SHRP.com)

20 oz. Imports -$4.25 Till 7Pm $2 Tecate Cans 20oz $1.50 Lonestar, $2 Bud + Miller Lite, $2.50 Shiner, $2 Wells & $3 Jager $7 Domestic Pitchers // HH Mon-Fri 3-7PM // $2Dom Drafts, $3 Wells & $4 U Call Its! Go to: www.shrp.com All Day// $2.50 Coors Lt Pints, $10 Coors Lt Pitchers

20 Oz. Domestics- $3.25 Till 7Pm $4 20 oz. Long Island Iced Teas ($5 flavored) 20oz $1.50 Lonestar, $2 Bud + Miller Lite, $2.50 Shiner, $2 Wells & $3 Jager $2.50 Domestic Pints // HH Mon-Fri 3-7PM // $2Dom Drafts, $3 Wells & $4 U Call Its! Go to: www.shrp.com All Day// $2 Domestic Pints $2.00 U Call Its All Night

20 Oz. Imports=$4.25 Till 7Pm $3 Porn Stars & Sex at The Den Shots 20oz $1.50 Lonestar, $2 Bud + Miller Lite, $2.50 Shiner, $2 Wells & $3 Jager $4 U Call Its & Karaoke // HH Mon-Fri 3-7PM // $2Dom Drafts, $3 Wells & $4 U Call Its! Go to: www.shrp.com All Day// $3 Absolut Cocktails $1.00 Domestic Draft, $2 Import Drafts, & $2 Wells All Night Everyday Low Prices $3 Select Import Big Beer Drafts $2 Select Domestic Big Beer Drafts Until 6pm: $2 domestics, $3 imports and wells, $5 u-call its, daily bartender specials $2 Lonestar, $2 Molston, $3 Budweiser, $3Bud Light, $5 Cum Shot & UV Bomb 3-7PM// $3 Dom Drafts + $4 House Wine & Cuervo Ritas Steak Night: $15 12oz. Ribeye + $3 Wells & $5 Calls Ladies Night - No Cover for women 18+ $1.75 Bar Drinks

Sams Boat (5720 Richmond AveWEST 6TH STREET AREA + .50 Wings WAREHOUSE DISTRICT / // 713-781-2628) Scout Bar (18307 Efret Bay Blvd // 281-335-0002) Shakespeare Pub (14129Memorial// 281-497-4625) Sherlocks Pub (1952 W. Gray Street // 713-521-1881) Skol Casbar & Grille (2117 Chenevert // 713-651-1011) Union Bar (2708 Bagby St. // 281-974-1916) The State Bar (909 Texas // 713-229-8888) Washington Avenue Drinkery // 4115 Washington Ave. Wild West (6101 Richmond Ave // 713-266-3455)

$1 Off Everything & $3 Bull Blasters. $2 Select Domestic Bottles + Drafts, $2 Wells & Select Calls Super Calls Until 6pm: $2 dom, $3 imports & wells, $5 u-call its, daily bartender specials Closed 3-7PM// $3 Dom Drafts + $4 House Wine & Cuervo Ritas Inudstry Night Available for private parties. Contact us today!

Everyday Low Prices $2 Select + Premium Domestic Drafts Until 6pm: $2 domestics, $3 imports and wells, $5 u-call its, daily bartender specials Closed 3-7PM// $3 Dom Drafts + $4 House Wine & Cuervo Ritas Happy Hour 1/2 Price Food All Day Available for private parties. Contact us today!

PULLOUT GUIDE

THURSDAY
$2 Ritas, Teq Shots, & Wells + $1 Dom Drafts & $5 Pitchers 2-9PM// $2 Domestic Pints, $7 Pitchers, & $2.25 Shiner Pints + $2 Wells 13.50 Mix N Match Bucket Of Beer & 25 Wings 4-7P

FRIDAY/SATURDAY
F+S: 11AM-10PM// $2 Ritas, Teq Shots, & Wells + $1 Dom Drafts & $5 Pitchers F+S:2-9PM// $2 Domestic Pints, $7 Pitchers, & $2.25 Shiner Pints + $2 Wells F: 11A-7PM// Well Drinks $13.50 Mix N Match Bucket O Beer 4-7PM// 25 Wings F: .75 U-Call Its Til 10PM + $1 Bottled Beer ALL NIGHT S: .75 U-Call-Its Til 10PM

SUNDAY
$2 Ritas, Teq Shots, & Wells + $1 Dom Drafts & $5 Pitchers 2-9PM// $2Domestic Pints, $7 Pitchers, & $2.25 Shiner Pints + $2 Wells

HH 5-7PM// 1/2 Price Drinks + $1 Wells & Drafts 7-11PM ALLDAY $4 Arrogant Bastards // HH 3-8PM// $3 Jager, Rumple minze Shots, Y& wells + $2 Domestics STEAK NIGHT! ($1/oz)-Ladies Night! $2.50 wells, pints, bottles (7pm til close)-Jack Daniels and Crown Karaoke Contest $1.75 LS, LS Light, Shiner Bock, & Shiner Blonde Bottles Ladies Night Free Till 11P $2 U Call Its All Night FRAT HOUSE/ Half Price Happy Hour 5pm-8pm/$2.75 Domestics TapGET DRINK SPECIALS Nite Tapping A Rare Keg At 8PM

1/2 Price Drinks Til 11PM F: HH 3-8PM// $3 Jager, Rumple minze Shots, Y& wells + $2 Domestics S: ALLDAY $1 off all pints until 8PM // HH 3-8PM// $3 Jager, Rumple minze Shots, Y& wells + $2 Domestics F+S: KARAOKE! F: $1.75 Tecate Til 10Pm $2.75 Other Mexican Beers Til 10Pm S: $4.00 Tall Bloody Marys Til 4 (U Call The Vodka) F: $1.50 U Call Its Till 11P S: DJ Penetrate F: Half Price Happy Hour 5-8pm/DJ Tad Dvorak 9pm-2am S: DJ Joe Ross 9pm-2am

$1 Drafts & $4 Pitchers Til 11PM HH 3-8PM// $3 Jager, Rumple minze Shots, Y& wells + $2 Domestics EVERYDAY: Happy Hour MON - SAT 2PM - 7PM - $2.50 wells, pints, bottles-$6 pitchers 1/2 Price Mixed Drinks All Day

SENT DIRECTLY TO YOUR PHONE! TEXT 11SBVIP to 64842 BECOME A STUDY BREAKS VIP and GET FREE STUFF Texas Pints Only $2.75
F: 11:30-7PM// $6 Dom Pitchers; .50 Off Drinks No Cover! 11:30-7PM// $6 Dom Pitchers; .50 Off Drinks

$1.25 Well Vodka $1 OFF every item, every order 5pm-10pm LEGENDARY LADIES DRAG 10:30pm

11:30-7PM// $6 Dom Pitchers; .50 Off Drinks HH- 4-8Pm// $3 Long Island Iced Teas

GET DRINK SPECIALS SENT DIRECTLY TO YOUR PHONE! TEXT 15SBVIP to 64842 BECOME A STUDY BREAKS VIP and GET FREE STUFF
$3 12oz Bottled Beer $1 Beers All Night Long $1 Select Cans $4 John Daly & $4 Tuaca Big Domestic Tanker For Just $6 $3 Wells, $3.50 Jager + Tuaca S: $12 Bud Lite And Bud Buckets F: 8-10PM// $1.50 Longneck Special S: Big Beers All Day & Night! Get A Big Ol 23oz Of Your Favorite Domestic Beer Starting At $1.75 F: $3 Mexican Beers + Margaritas S: $3.50 Jack Daniels S: $1 Draft & Drink Specials All Night No Cover // $2.50 PBR & Tecate, $4 H-Bombs $3 Jim Beam drinks, $2 cans of Lone Star and PMB $1 Wells Till 11Pm 20 Oz. Domestics-$3.25 Till 7Pm $3 Porn Stars & Sex at The Den Shots 20oz $1.50 Lonestar, $2 Bud + Miller Lite, $2.50 Shiner, $2 Wells & $3 Jager 25 Wings after 4pm // $3 Domestic Bottles, Wells & Frozen Ritas HH Mon-Fri 3-7PM // $2Dom Drafts, $3 Wells & $4 U Call Its! Free Admission and $2 domestic longnecks all night $2 Domestic Longnecks, $3 Sauza Ritas, & $2.50 Bottles $1V Wells & $2 Big Ass Beer All Night Everyday Low Prices $2 Domestic Pints Until 6pm: $2 domestics, $3 imports and wells, $5 u-call its, daily bartender specials $2 Lonestar, $2 Molston, $3 Budweiser, $3Bud Light, $5 Cum Shot & UV Bomb 3-7PM// $3 Dom Drafts + $4 House Wine & Cuervo Ritas F+S: Until 6pm: $2 domestics, $3 imports and wells, $5 u-call its, daily bartender specials $2 Lonestar, $2 Molston, $3 Budweiser, $3Bud Light, $5 Cum Shot & UV Bomb F+S: 3-7PM// $3 Dom Drafts + $4 House Wine & Cuervo Ritas F+S: Club Drinkery DJ Rockwell FREE POOL! $1.25 Draft Beer + $2 Bar Drinks F: $1.00 Draft Beer + $2 Y Vodka + Nothing over $3! S: $1.25 Draft Beer + $2.50 Bar Drinks (till 10pm) Until 6pm: $2 domestics, $3 imports and wells, $5 u-call its, daily bartender specials $2 Lonestars , $2 Molst, & $3 Bud & Lt + $5 CumShot & Uv Bomb 3-7PM// $3 Dom Drafts + $4 House Wine & Cuervo Ritas Mention Secret Code Study Breaks for FREE Party Packages! FREE Dance Lessons! $2.50 Bar Drinks, Most Dom Longnecks & Wine Everyday Low Prices Everyday Low Prices F: 20 Oz. Imports -$4.25 Till 7PM F&S: $3 Amaretto Sours, Kamakazis & SoCo Lime Shots + Trivia Saturdays F+S: 20oz $1.50 Lonestar, $2 Bud + Miller Lite, $2.50 Shiner, $2 Wells & $3 Jager Open to close -*$3 Jagers & $4 Jager Bombs 20oz $1.50 Lonestar, $2 Bud + Miller Lite, $2.50 Shiner, $2 Wells & $3 Jager $7 Domestic Pitchers. Bomb Special Go to: www.shrp.com HH 11AM-8PM// $2.75 Wells, $3.50 Calls & Dom Btls + $2.50 Drafts F+S: $2 test tube shots & Worlds Greatest Dueling Piano Show F: $2.50 MGD bottles S: 35wings until 10pm// $3.50 Bud Light, Mich. Ultra Drafts, $2 wells, $2.50 mimosas, $3 bloody marys until 8pm Closed 11-2AM// $3 25oz Dom Drafts & Bloodies, $4 25oz Imp Drafts & $1.50 Mimosas $10 Bottomless Draft And Mimosas Draft Mania Any Draft On Wall Is $2.50 And Up From 7P- Close $3 Any Draft $3 12oz Bottled Beer No Cover $3 12oz Bottled Beer No Cover

WAREHOUSE DISTRICT / WEST

F: Happy Hour Til 7pm // S:$7 Domestic Pitchers Til 7PM HH Mon-Fri 3-7PM // $2Dom Drafts, $3 Wells & $4 U Call Its! F: 50 Cent Beer & $1.50 Wine 6p-9p S: Go to: www.shrp.com F: HH 11AM-8PM// $2.75 Wells, $3.50 Calls & Dom Bottles + $2.50 Drafts S: 11-8PM// $2.50 Pints, $10 Pitchers (Bud-Bud Lt-Ziegnbock-Mich 6TH STREET AREA Ultra)

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Lay on the floor of a bus

Sing your order at a drive-thru fast food restaurant

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Propose to a random stranger

Respond to the question How are you today? with a completely serious Besides the herpes outbreak, really great, thanks.

Challenge a bartender to a thumb war

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Walk a strangers dog Approach a couple you dont know and propose a threesome

Eat a donut with a cop

Attempt to buy groceries with Monopoly money

Streak through the hall of your apartment (Bonus points if you brave the elevator)

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Get service without a shirt or shoes

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Read the dirtiest excerpt you can find from 50 Shades of Gray aloud in public

Pose in a store window with the mannequins

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Pole dance on a speed limit sign Photo bomb a group of random people

Order a Big Mac at Burger King and refuse to take no for an answer

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Chug a glass of pickle juice

Wear a diaper in Best Buy

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HOUSTON:
Wear a diaper across campus with Go Coogs written in red marker on the butt. Sit in a parking space on campus (we all know how difficult it is to find parking at UH) and hold up a sign that says Seat Taken. Security guards at U of H are pretty chill, so why not have a little fun with them and steal one of there golf carts for a the night? They might actually think its funny. Toilet paper wrap your favorite fraternity/ sororitys house. Feeling lucky? Go to the den or any local bar and play credit card roulette with a couple of friends.

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Beg passersby for their autograph

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When she opens her eyes say, Good morning (not her name). Quietly sneak out of bed, and get your fattest friend to slide in naked beside her. Then have him wake her by gently petting her face. Get up, get on your computer, and start watching intense pornography on full volume until shes gone. Start hyperventilating and tell her you have personal space issues. Never mind the fact that you invaded her personal space the night before. Take a phone call and talk really loudly about plans to buy cocaine and eat lunch at the nearest strip club. Start crying and say, I never do this kind of thing! I cant even look at you! Its reverse psychology, and shame will drive her home. Slowly poor a tall glass of warm water directly in between you. Hide the glass. Tell her she peed the bed. Whisper in her ear, I love you (not her name). Pull the fire alarm. Or, if youre a boring, lazy fuck, just tell her youve got shit to do and she has to leave.

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Having an irrational fear that servers will give you a regular Coke. TSM. Not posting pictures from last night until around 11am when you know people will be awake to like them. TSM. Determining what size shirt to get based on whether or not you will have to wear real pants with it. TSM.

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