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How To Work As A TV Presenter in Uganda

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So Do You Still Wanna Be On TV? What Does It Take And How Ready Are You?

By Kimbugwe Muzaphal

Many people including my very self, will just watch TV and from nowhere, their passion in life is to become TV presenters, but do you/we ever pose and ask ourselves just about what it takes for one to be on TV? Well, let me can paint a picture of what it takes to be on TV;

It takes an ugly, confused, misplaced, inexperienced, mistaken, incongruous and tall for nothing Robin Kisty with a fake accent to get you a stupid show like login. Oba how did she get her job? Anyway, those bu girls have connections!

It takes a spoilt, wasted, careless, stupid and wasted little brat like Sheilah Carol Gashumba to bring you a show like T-Nation on NTV. Lol, that ka girls father just does everything for her to shine. Shyaa if the father wasnt loaded, the ka girl would be somewhere selling egg plants.

It takes a super short, extremely aged; as in 37 year old, sex addict, father of many bastard kids and a sex hunter like MC Karts to get a show like exposed to your screens. Wabula ka guy ako kantama; ahaaa kaliana abaana kikumi; the ka guy struggles with the forces of gravity bambi!!

It takes an exorbitantly thilly and pretentious Denzel to bring you a good show like house party. Damn, guy laughs ear to ear and lol, his clothes can make an inclusive world flag; oba ki ekyakatwaala mu big brother? Guy is like a Vitz in dangerous mechanical condition.

It takes a multi colored, bouncing castle type moving Christmas tree like Straka Mwezi to bring you the Late Night show. She must be close friends with peter musiizi wa laangi for her to maintain that multi colored look mostly in her hair. Hahahaha, mbu shes like a color wheel or painting palette; and it takes a mature fool like Chopa Chopa to bring you the heat music show on WBS. Ki guy kirimu akataala.

It takes a pork filled rumor monger like Miles Rwamiti to bring you a show like the Koona ne NTV. Eeeeh, ba people boogera!

Well given above is just mere circumstantial analogy;; a little touch on what the world out there has got say about different TV presenters and I do not think you and I would have an exception in this particular regard.

The world out there will always judge you meanly and they dont care whether you do a good job or not. They surely give no damn most times. They will talk, talk and talk.

But even when the world talks and rubs it in their faces, weve seen these presenters do the undoable, brave the unbearable, stand the worst and all theyve done is to better their best and struggle to bring us the best.

They do their job to perfection and to the rest of us it is made to look very easy; thats why everyone thinks they can work on TV and be the best. This is simply because they that are already there have done well.

Nonetheless, to many it will seem like its a matter of standing in front of the camera.

So in light of the challenge ahead, I do ask and ask consciously; do you still want be on TV? How ready are you?

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