MIT 15.

S50 LECTURE 1
Monday, January 14th, 2013

WELCOME TO MIT 15.S50!

Instructor: Will Ma, willma at mit dot edu
Time: 3:30 5:00 PM
Credits: 3 H units, can be repeated for credit

Day

Speaker

Location

Mon, Jan 14th

Will Ma

10 - 250

Wed, Jan 16th

Will Ma

10 - 250

Fri, Jan 18th

Bill Chen

10 - 250

Wed, Jan 23rd

Jennifer Shahade

32 - 123

Fri, Jan 25th

Matt Hawrilenko

32 - 123

Mon, Jan 28th

Mike McDonald / Will Ma

E62 - 276

Wed, Jan 30th

Mike McDonald / Will Ma

E62 - 276

Fri, Feb 1st

Charles Nesson

E62 - 276

SYLLABUS (VERY ROUGH)

Poker Concepts: preflop ranges, polarization, bet
sizing, implied odds and reverse implied odds,
flop texture, credible bluffs, thin value bets, slowplaying, ICM
Math Concepts: basic combinatorics, probability
and expectation, variance and Law of Large
Numbers, Nash Equilibrium, statistics in poker
General Concepts: myths of poker, decisions vs.
results, risk management, faults of Nash
Equilibrium, current state of real-money poker,
poker lifestyle

TOURNAMENTS VS. CASH GAMES

The examples in this course will be mostly taken
from tournaments, and your homework will be to
play tournaments, but really it doesnt matter.
Good poker is good poker, and the same
strategies apply, for the most part, to both
tournaments and cash games.
We choose tournaments over cash games mostly
because there is less metagame (opponent
selection, bankroll management, etc.)

Tournaments

Cash Games

Fixed buy-in for a certain

amount of chips

Start with any amount of money

you want; reload anytime

Play until you lose all your

chips

Start and stop anytime

Blinds keep increasing, so

Fixed blind amount (say $1/$2)
eventually you lose all your chips

No control over your table

You choose your table

Goal is to survive

Goal is to kill

Frequent but fixed losses

accompanied by the occasional
big win

Big wins, small wins, small

losses, big losses can all happen

More variance

Less variance

Fun?

Work?

Wider range of situations (#

of players at table, stack
sizes, antes, bubbles)

Fixed situations

Low house rake (premium)

High house rake (premium)

In the end, we will pick tournaments.

GRADING: PASS/FAIL
Pass / Fail. I have set up a private home league
for MIT 15.S50, on Pokerstars. To pass, you
need to attend at least 6 out of 8 lectures and
accumulate 10 points playing online poker
tournaments in the league.
If you took the class last year, instead of the
lecture attendance requirement, you are required
to accumulate 20 points while achieving at least
1.00 PPG (points per game) at the end.
There are no PSets or Exams.

CURRENCY VS. POINTS

Youll notice that all Pokerstars tournaments are
described by the monetary buy-in and the
monetary payouts, with no mention of points.
Were only worring about points.
This is unrealistic? Yes. Unfortunately, the
Pokerstars software cannot maintain a
leaderboard for whos made the most money
(which makes sense).

CURRENTY VS. POINTS [CONTINUED]

If you just tried to maximize your monetary
payouts each tournament, this should also
maximize your points. Only the top 20% get
money while the top 33% get points, but other
than that, the two payout curves have the same
first and second derivatives.
Except, you are incentivized to play as many
tournaments as possible!
You can still use your play money balance as an
indicator to yourself of how much money you
wouldve made.

DAILY TOURNAMENT SCHEDULE (DOESN'T

INCLUDE SPECIALS)

6:00 PM - Daily 6-handed

7:00 PM - Daily Major
8:00 PM - Daily Turbo
9:00 PM - Daily Deepstack
10:00 PM - Daily Shortstack
11:00 PM - Daily Hyper-turbo
The Major and Deepstack tournaments will take
anywhere between a minute and 3 hours. The other
tournaments will take anywhere between a minute
and 2 hours. It depends on how long you last and how
many players there are.
The importance of multi-tabling. By single-tabling,
you are never increasing your Expected # of Points
Earned; only do this for learning, which is important.
Late registration for 1 hour

DONT WORRY

I do not wish to fail anyone. If you are far from 10

points in the last week, then you should try to
play as many tournaments as possible. If you still
do not get 10 points, you must submit a report
explaining how you "attempted many
tournaments but got unlucky", and I will pass
you.

EYES ON THE PRIZE

Keep playing even after you have 10 points! There

will be fantastic prizes for the players with the most
points and highest PPG (more TBA):

subscriptions to poker training website Cardrunners,

which I am part of
private coaching from Mike McDonald and myself
qualify for MIT Poker Club tournaments with great prize
support!
play against the bots of our sister class MIT Poker
Bots on stage, in their final tournament!
poker sets donated by Susquehanna International
Group (SIG)
signed copies of Jeff Ma's books
2 copies of Jon Tannen's e-book
3 signed copies of Verneer's book
a signed copy of Jared Tendler's book

SOCIAL EXPERIENCE
You can click "Standings" in Pokerstars to see
how you are doing.
I hope that this casually competitive league is an
enjoyable social experience for the whole class.
I hope no one is uncomfortable about their results
being public.
I hope you end up meeting your online opponents
in real life.
This is why I will make sure to ask for peoples
names in class! So that you can find them the
next day and say, Wow you make a sick bluff
against me!

COURSE HOMEPAGE AND MAILING LIST

Please join the mailing list!
Do so at the course homepage:
http://web.mit.edu/willma/www/mit15s50.html
All announcements will be sent on the mailing
list and then posted to the homepage. Course
materials will be posted to the homepage.
Missing classes: not only are we tracking
attendance, each class greatly builds on previous
classes. I will try to upload the recorded lecture
right away; if not, try your best reading from the
Powerpoint slides. If you dont understand
something, ask your friends / email me.

LISTENER?
I encourage you to register for the class (no extra
work if you were already going to play anyway).
If you are NOT registered for the class (or have
dropped the class) but DO play in the online
league, please send me an email explaining your
situation

ATTENDANCE TRACKING
Aguilar Fitzcheung: Chris
Fu Lee : Hellen
Li Shoyombo : Eric
Shrestha Zhao : Swati

YOU are responsible for finding your person!

START PLAYING RIGHT AWAY!

No penalty / shame for playing a tournament and
busting right away
Difficult to relate to lecture material if you never
play poker yourself, and youll quickly fall behind
Fall behind socially
Give yourself a shot to win prizes!

SIGN UP FOR THE LIVE TOURNAMENT!

We are in for a treat this year as the MIT Poker
Club is organizing a live tournament for us!
Sign-up link
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?for
mkey=dGpvUXllNXBTd2VKMEthei0tTzNkYmc6
MQ
You will get points for this class as well (amount
TBA), but these will NOT contribute for prizes
(only for passing) as this tournament has its own
prizes

PRE-FLOP PLAY

First two classes we are going to spend a lot of time

on pre-flop play.
It is boring, and never analyzed by the pros
(because all the pros know it too well)
A lot of it involves a binary all-in or fold decision
Memorizing some simple rules will greatly improve
your poker EV (compared to postflop play, where you
spend a year studying and improve your EV by a tiny
amount)
Compare it with running laps in soccer practise,
instead of practising fancy bicycle kicks
Compare it with learning end games in chess, instead
of learning openings

THE IMPORTANCE OF BLINDS

The game revolves around the blinds. The
motivation of every hand is to steal the money
that was forced into the pot. Without the blinds,
there is no game.
You would always fold KK preflop if there were
no blinds.
Your stack size is always measured relative to
the blinds. Having $400 in front of you in a game
where the blinds are $1/$2 is, for our purposes,
completely equivalent to having $4000 in front of
you in a $10/$20 game.
In both situations above, we say that you have
200 bets, or 200 big blinds, or 200BB.

SO YOU WANT THE BLINDS

If no one has raised yet, DO NOT CALL. RAISE to

give yourself a chance of winning the blinds for free
preflop.
Although this rule will eventually have exceptions,
this is definitely beginner mistake #1.
The minimum raise is raising to 2BB. However, this
is usually too small. You give the blinds the odds to
have a profitable call. And when they have a
profitable move, that money is coming from YOU.
On the other hand, if you raise too big (say all-in), you
are risking more than necessary to make your steal.
You want to hit the sweet spot between the
minimum-raise of 2BB and all-in.

RULE OF THUMB (FOR NOW)

As long as you have more than 15BB, raise to
2.25BB when you want to raise. (Manually
calculate and type in the number.)
Early on in tournaments (first 2 levels), out of
laziness, it is customary to raise to 3BB instead
of 2.25BB.
If you have less than 15BB, just go all-in instead
of raising to 2.25BB.
Being afraid to go all-in, especially once youve
made it far in a tournament, is beginner mistake
#2.
In order to live, you must be willing to die.
True on the battlefield, true at a poker table.

EFFECTIVE STACK SIZE

As long as you have more than 15BB, raise to

2.25BB when you want to raise. Otherwise, go
all-in when you want to raise.

The italicized sentence should be replaced by as

long as the effective stack size is more than
15BB. The Effective Stack Size is the maximum
# of BBs you could be playing for, given the
players that havent folded yet. It is never more
than how many BBs you have, but it can be
considerably less if you are the big stack.

IF YOU LIKE MATH DEFINITIONS

Effective Stack Size :=

Min{ your stack size, Max {stack sizes of players who havent yet folded} }

NAMES OF POSITIONS

NAMES OF POSITIONS IN 6-MAX

KEY TO NAMING POSITIONS

The key to naming positions is being clear how
far away you are from the Button, or how many
players behind you are left to act.
UTG (Under-the-Gun) refers to the player to the
left of the Big Blind, and is technically the same
as Lojack in a 6-handed table but it is much
better to say Lojack since you know it is 3 from
the Button. Alternatively, say UTG at 6-handed
table.
If everyone folds to you and you are Cutoff, you
dont even need to specify how many players were
at the table, for the purposes of hand analysis.

POSITIONS AND ACRONYMS

UTG Under-the-gun (7 players left)
UTG+1 (6 players left)
UTG+2 (5 players left)
LJ Lojack (4 players left)
HJ Hijack (3 players left)
CO Cutoff (2 players left)
BU or BTN Button
SB Small Blind
BB Big Blind Dont get confused with saying
He has 12BB. It is a valid sentence to say The
BB has 12BB.

CALCULATING EFFECTIVE STACK SIZE

Going all-in here is reasonable even though we have 21BB, since we are
only wagering up to 12.5BB (the Big Blinds stack size).
Sure, we could have wagered our entire 21BB vs. UTG+1 or UTG+2
making it too much to all-in, but UTG+1 and UTG+2 have already folded.

CALCULATING EFFECTIVE STACK SIZE 2

Even though Lojack has 16BBs, his all-in is acceptable, since he is only
wagering more than 15BBs against one person (the Button).
However, I would still say his Effective Stack Size is 16BB.

CARDS AND POSITION

Okay, so now I know that Im supposed to raise
preflop and steal the blinds, and I know how big
to size my bet in all situations.
But the most important factor has to be my
cards, right?
Yes! But how good your cards are is only
relative to your position. 99 in early position
is much worse than 55 as the dealer.

TIGHTISH RANGE TO OPEN FROM UTG AT

9-HANDED TABLE (7 PLAYERS LEFT)

NOTE HOW TIGHT THIS IS!

Almost all beginners make the mistake of playing
too many hands, especially from early position.
Remember, only the best out of 9 hands wins the
pot. When theres 9 hands, that hand will be
very good! Second best gets nothing. So dont
play a hand unless you think it can be the best of
9 hands.
And when you do get a good hand, dont be afraid
to continue betting and raising, aiming to get all
your money in by the river.

HANDS TO ADD FOR

UTG+1 (6 PLAYERS LEFT)

UTG+2 (5 PLAYERS LEFT)

BUT WAIT A SECOND! WHAT IF I HAVE A GOOD

HAND BUT UTG OR UTG+1 DIDNT FOLD!?

UNDERSTANDING EQUITY
The probability that you win the pot at
showdown, assuming no player folds.
Its an expectation over two (mostly independent)
probability distributions:

your opponents hand, to which you assign a

distribution (and Bayesian update it as the action
unfolds)
the cards yet to come on the table

Pokerstove is a very nice software to calculate

this!
Download at www.pokerstove.com. Pretty selfexplanatory to use; email me or ask friends if you
have issues.

REMEMBER THE SITUATION

HOW MUCH EQUITY DO WE NEED?

From any non-blind position, we need to put 120
after which the pot would be 300 = 40%.
From the small blind, we need to put in 100 after
which the pot would be 280 = 36%.
From the big blind, we need to put in 80 after
which the pot would be 260 = 31%.

However, this equity calculation is not an

accurate reflection of our value in calling at all.
Its just a starting spot.
The equity calculation is exactly accurate when
we are debating an all-in.

AND OUR OPPONENTS RANGE

CONSIDERING YOUR EQUITY

Wow, 53%, more than 50% against his range!

We definitely have the necessary equity to call.

In fact, we should be raising, since it is in our
favor is money is put in 1-to-1!
But raising is not obviously the right play, since
he could fold his worse hands and only call his
better hands

MANY EXTRANEOUS FACTORS

Its not like we are all-in when we call their raise. A

lot more money could go in on the Flop, Turn, and
River. Whether we could put this money in well plays
a huge role in whether its profitable to call. We are
in position postflop, so in general, we can assume we
can make better decisions than our opponent postflop
about whether to put money in.
Maybe our equity is terrible, but we could get in lots
of good bluff spots that are likely to get a fold.
There are many players behind who could also call,
significantly changing our equity, and also having
position on us. Even worse, they could re-raise!

CONSIDERING YOUR EQUITY [CONTINUED]

Suppose we had AQs instead:

By the calculation from a few slides ago, it suggested

we need 40.3% equity, which we do have, so probably
we can at least call.
Suppose we had KQo instead:

Note that we have nowhere near the 40.3% equity

required, we probably cant call.
However, in both cases, its possible that raising is
+EV. And in the case of AQs, its possible raising is
MORE +EV than calling.

BACK TO OPENING RANGES4 TO BUTTON

HIJACK (3 TO BUTTON)

CUTOFF (2 TO BUTTON) : APPROX 30%

BUTTON (1 TO BUTTON): APPROX 55%

SMALL BLIND
Lets compare opening from the small blind to
opening from the button.
Opening from the small blind, you have to get
through one fewer person
You also have to wager less to raise, since half a
bet has automatically been put in already.
However, you are out of position.
All in all, these factors balance out and you can
open the same range from the small blind as you
would from the button.
The fact that you are out of position hurts less
and less as stacks get shallower.

ALL-INS
However, the % of hands you can all-in from the
Small Blind is vastly different than the % of
hands you can all-in from the Button, when you
have less than 15BB.
In fact, when its folded to you in the Small Blind,
it can often be a good strategy to shove as much
as 20BB, just to avoid playing out of position.

ANTES
An extra small bet that EACH player must put
into the pot EACH hand; these sum to around a
big blind
Come in during the later stages of a tournament;
inexistent in cash games
This gives you SO much more incentive to try to
steal the blinds, since now essentially
EVERYONE posted a blind
Dont think of antes in the pot as just the blinds
are bigger, since you dont have to raise (and
risk) any bigger to steal the blinds

WHAT ANTES LOOK LIKE

PREFLOP ALL-INS
Assume that there are antes now!
This is reasonable since usually all-in situations
only arise in the later stages of tournaments, by
which antes have come in
When you are at 15BB, go all-in with exactly the
set of hands you would open (this is not a good
approximation, but it will have to do for now).
As your stack gets smaller, you increase the % of
hands with which you go all-inbut the increase
is slow until you get as low as the 5BB areawe
will look at this more in a future lecture.

SOME PREFLOP NUMBERS TO MEMORIZE

Bigger pair vs. smaller pair: 80/20

AA vs KK: 81.9%
AA vs 88: 80.5%
33 vs 22: 80.4%

A pair vs. zero overcards: 80/20

AA vs AKo: 93.2%
AA vs 65s: 77.5%
JJ vs T9s: 81.7%
QQ vs 74o: 84.8%

SOME PREFLOP NUMBERS TO MEMORIZE

A pair vs. one overcard: 70/30

QQ vs AJo: 71.7%
QQ vs AJs: 68%
QQ vs AQs: 65.7%
88 vs A2o: 70.2%
33 vs A2o: 68.8%

Dominating the other person: 70/30

AKo vs AQs: 70.1%

AKs vs AQo: 75.4%
AKo vs AQo: 74.4%
AKo vs KQo: 74.8%
AJo vs A2o: 72.6%
A8o vs A2o: 65.7%
A5o vs A2o: 56.2%

SOME PREFLOP NUMBERS TO MEMORIZE

Two overcards vs. a pair: 50/50

AKs vs 22: 49.9%
AKo vs 22: 47.4%
AKo vs QQ: 43%
T9s vs 22: 54%

A>B>C>D

AB vs CD: 60/40
AKs vs 76s: 61.1%
AKo vs Q7o: 67.7%

AC vs BD: 60/40

AQo vs K9s: 60.1%

K7o vs J3o: 63.7%

AD vs BC: 60/40

A2o vs K3o: 61.4%

A2o vs T9s: 51.6%
AJs vs KQs: 59%

THE IMPORTANCE OF SUITEDNESS

Remember some numbers:

AKo vs AQs: 70.1%

AKs vs AQo: 75.4%
AKo vs AQo: 74.4%

Suitedness changes your equity so much when youre

behind! Whereas it changes your equity much less
when youre ahead.
When youre the one going all-in, you will usually be
behind when called. Thus, suitedness matters so
much, because it gives you additional ways to catch
up and pull ahead.
When youre the one calling, youll usually already be
ahead, so suitedness matters less.
(Suitedness also matters a lot for postflop play. So it
only doesnt matter much when youre calling a
preflop all-in with a hand that is likely to be ahead.)

UTG ALL-INS (APPROXIMATED FOR

PEDAGOGICAL REASONS)

15BB: 6.2%

10BB: 13.4%

5BB: 33.3%

ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF EXTRAPOLATION:

HJ
15BB: 23.4%
5 50.4%

10BB: 28%

5BB: 50.4%

SMALL BLIND ALL-IN PERCENTAGE

Recall that we said your button opening range
should be similar to your small blind opening
range.
However, since the out of position disadvantage
of the small blind is gone, you can shove MUCH
more from the small blind than you can from the
button. You have to go through HALF as many
people! So you can shove twice as large a % of
hands (not really).

15BBS FROM BTN VS SB

15BBs from BTN:
55% (we know this)

15BBs from SB:

75%

SUMMARY OF BEGINNER PREFLOP MISTAKES

Leaking a small amount of money on a large
number of hands
Instead of only playing a small number of hands,
and wagering ALL their money on those hands

TOO MUCH OF THIS

AND THIS

NOT ENOUGH OF THIS

AND THIS

WHY IS THIS SO BAD

BUT THIS OKAY?

WHEN YOU GET CAUGHT IN THE FIRST

CASE, THERE IS NO ESCAPE ANYWAY

ANALYSIS
Need to call ~8BB to win a total pot of ~22.5BB
(10+10+1+0.5+1)
Only need 36% equity
You definitely have this with ATcc, so youre
basically committed
Your equity against 66+,AJ+,KQ is 39%
(Pokerstove)

THE POINT?

Recall the Sweet Spot Theory:

The reason for raising small is to ESCAPE when you have
a bad hand. ATs is definitely a bad hand in your range:
in fact, its the worst hand in your range of
77+,ATs+,AJo+,KQ.
The reason for raising big is to disallow the Blinds to have
such good odds to call and defend against you stealing.

But we just proved that you CANNOT ESCAPE

anyway!
So you might as well raise AS BIG AS POSSIBLE ie.
all-in.
Sure, you can raise to 4BB (out of your 10BB) to deny
your opponent good odds, but this is still worse than
just going all-in (although mostly equivalent).

THE SECOND CASE

ANALYSIS
Need to call ~ 17BB to win a total pot of ~ 40.5BB
(19+19+1+0.5+1)
Need 42% equity
You definitely dont have this, so you can escape
and fold

RE-RAISE SIZING

Same principles apply:

Advantage of re-raising to a small size: risk less
when you intend to fold your hand to a re-re-raise.
Advantage of re-raising to a large size: deny your
opponent the odds to call profitably.
If your re-raise size would cause you to commit over a
critical portion of your stack such that you cannot
escape, then just re-raise all-in instead.

THIS IS DISASTROUS! HE NEEDS TO CALL

1.5BB TO WIN 9BB (2.5+4+1+0.5+1). YOURE
GIVING HIM 6-TO-1 ODDS!

HE NEEDS TO CALL 3000 TO WIN 9100

(2000+5000+800+400+900). 3-TO-1 ODDS,
MUCH LESS LUDICROUS!

CHANGES IN CRITICAL PORTION

This critical portion gets smaller as ranges get

stronger:
I told you to go all-in when you have 15BB or less.
Essentially what Im saying is, commiting 2BB of
your 15BB in a min-raise is already a critical portion
(13%).
If you are re-raising pre-flop, Id say you need to
commit 25% before its critical.
So in the previous hand, if you had 20000 chips or
less, Id just go all-in instead.

POSTFLOP BET SIZING

The same principles apply

Make sure you dont bet too small a fraction of the pot such
that your opponent can profitably continue with a wide
range.
If you bet too large, you are risking more when you get
raised.

All the ratios are significantly less

Often, you can give your opponent 6-to-1, and they will fold
(on flops like A82 rainbow, although likely not on flops like
T98 twotone, 532 monotone)
Often, you can bet half your remaining stack on the river
and fold to a raise.

This makes sense, because as more cards come out,

the equity of bad hands approach 0% while the equity
of good hands approach 100%.

ANOTHER TIP CRUCIAL FOR POSTFLOP PLAY

REMEMBER THE PURPOSE OF A BET!

The purpose of a bet is either

To get your opponent to call with a worse hand
(value-bet)
Or to get your opponent to fold a better hand (bluff)

If your bet accomplishes neither of these

purposes, dont bet!
Often you think you are very likely to have the
best hand, but know youll only be called by
better hands so dont bet!

WHY IS CALLING A PREFLOP RAISE OKAY?

Recall that I said you should never just call
preflop, if the pot hasnt been raised yet.
But, if the post HAS been raised, like in the
previous example, then just calling is okay.
Why is this?
The big blind can put in another raise preflop
when he has a good hand, even if you limp.
The first preflop raiser does NOT get to put in
another raise preflop if you dont re-raise him.
While limping has NO advantages, calling a
preflop raise has SOME advantages. So it is
sometimes a viable option.

IN POSITION WITH A HAND THAT PLAYS

WELL IN A MULTIWAY POTITS ALL GOOD

DISASTER!

HOW TO DEAL WITH CALLERS?

Even though Ive explained why you should never
be just calling when the pot has not been raised,
people will inevitably still make this mistake.
We call such people limpers, usually a
derogatory term.
Either way, you need to be prepared to punish
such people and raise their limps.
But, you need to be aware that you should
change your raise size.
Be wary of the limp-raise.

IF YOU FOLLOW THE RAISE TO 3BB RULE,

YOURE GIVING THE LIMPERS TOO GOOD A
PRICE TO CALL!

NOT JUST 3BB3BB+1BB FOR EACH

LIMPER = 6BB

CALLING ALL-INS

ANALYSIS WITH A8CC

Opponent shoving 23%:

Need to put in 3000
after which the pot
would be 6500, so need
46% equity.
However, there are 2
players behind, which
is a factor to consider.
A8s has 48%
equityjust good
enough.

UH-OH! MONSTER BEHIND WAKES UP?

ANALYSIS WITH KQHH

BTN has 11.8%

Need to put in 2800 after

which the pot would be
9300, so need 30% equity.
There are no players
behind, so this calculation is
exact. We dont need to add
to the min equity required.
KQs has 36%! Way more
than enough. Despite
looking like a hand that
needs to get lucky to win, it
does VERY well in a 3-way
pot.

COOL FACTS

Hand with most equity against AA (other than

AA)?

ANSWER

65 suited, of a suit different than both Aces, has

23% equity!

COOL FACTS

Most equity you could possibly have getting it allin preflop?

ANSWER

KK vs K2 where you suit-dominate their 2, has

95% equity!

COOL FACTS

Create a situation where you lose with 100%

certainty, no matter what cards your opponent
has.

ANSWER

22 on XXXX2, where all the Xs are the same.

WHO DO YOU THINK HAS THE MOST

EQUITY? (HINT: YOULL BE SURPRISED)

THE HAND WITH TWO OVERCARDS! BY A

SLIVER.

WHICH HAND WOULD YOU TAKE NOW?

ITS AN INTENSE RACE! A COOKIE TO

ANYONE WHO GUESSES THE TURN.

EVERYONE IMPROVES! COUNT CARDS

HOLD! BRICK! LOW!

CLUBS ALWAYS GET THERE! 8-BALL!
MY HEART IS FEELING STRONG! BROADWAY!

OF COURSE CUTIEPI314 WINS.