Alien Phenomenology or What It's Like To Be A Thing: Ian Bogost
Alien Phenomenology or What It's Like To Be A Thing: Ian Bogost
Alien Phenomenology or What It's Like To Be A Thing: Ian Bogost
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on togr a ph y
Revealing the Rich Variety of Being
King Aethelberht II, the ruler of East Anglia, was executed by Offra
of Mercia in 794. There was a time when many held the opinion
that Offra led an early unification of England, and indeed Offra did
contribute to the expansion of Mercia from the Trent River valley
to much of the area now known as the English Midlands. More
recently, Offra’s invasions have been explained in more straight-
forward terms: as megalomania and bloodlust. Given this context,
Aethelberht’s later canonization was justified by martyrdom: he had
visited the court of Offra at Sutton Walls in Herefordshire in an ear-
nest attempt to make peace with Offra by asking for his daughter
Etheldreda’s hand in marriage. Offra took advantage of the situation,
detaining and then beheading Aethelberht, then soon after invading
and capturing East Anglia.
Montague Rhodes James is responsible for much of the definitive
scholarship on St. Aethelberht, work made possible thanks to excava-
tions he conducted at the Bury St. Edmunds Abbey in West Suffolk.
Among fragments unearthed there was the twelfth-century vita of St.
Aethelberht, which James reconstructed in the 1910s.
But like his countryman C. S. Lewis, James is rarely remem-
bered for his medieval scholarship. Instead, we know him best as
M. R. James, author of classic collections of ghost stories, including
Ghost Stories of an Antiquary. Still, traces of James’s medievalist roots
reveal themselves like apparitions on his pages, usually in the form of
gentleman–scholar protagonists who accidentally release supernatu-
ral wrath from an antique collectible.
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[ 36 ] Ontography
One such tale, “Oh Whistle and I’ll Come to You, My Lad,”
begins like this:
The tree that springs up again, the locusts that devour the
crops, the cancer that beats others at its own game, the mul-
lahs who dissolve the Persian empire, the Zionists who loosen
the hold of the mullahs, the concrete in the power station
that cracks, the acrylic blues that consume other pigments,
the lion that does not follow the predictions of the oracle.14
Like literary prose, the account is meant to help the reader grasp
something about Barthes, yet by fashioning a list he also draws our
attention to the curious world outside his person, as filtered through
the arbitrary meter of likes and dislikes. Unlike his literary and criti-
cal works, this list disrupts being, spilling a heap of unwelcome and
incoherent crap at the foot of the reader. In doing so, a tiny part of the
expanding universe is revealed through cataloging.
Ontographical cataloging hones a virtue: the abandonment of
[ 42 ] Ontography
Passages like this are frequent and detailed enough to match the
travails of Ishmael, Queequeg, Ahab, and others on the Pequod. It
would be just as appropriate to call Moby-Dick a natural history as
it would a novel—the former is perhaps more apt, even.
A truly deliberate—not to mention lucid and beautiful—
specimen of inventory ontography can be found in the Brazilian
bossa nova, a form of soft jazz that evolved from samba in the mid-
Ontography [ 43 ]
A truckload of bricks
in the soft morning light,
The shot of a gun
in the dead of the night
ear sketches, all drawn freehand “for the sake of versatility,” Blanciak
offers a hypothetical account of abstracted interedifice relations as
they might exist in some hypothetical alien cityscape. The forms are
all identical in size, with no sense of scale to distinguish office tower
from iron sculpture from garden slug. Within each, he suggests (but
does not clarify) formal, material, aesthetic, and representational
implications of hypothetical structures. For example, the “optician
building” illustrates a reading chart inscribed into the face of a tall
rectangular structure; the “pixel circle” depicts a blocky “O” shape
that appears much thinner than it is wide; the “inflatable floors”
sketch shows a log cabin–like shape composed of puffy layers; and
the “house arena” details an open space produced by unfolding the
sides of a canonical house form into hinged surfaces (see Figure 2).27
While architecture has
embraced the optical illu-
sion of material deformation
since the rise of architectural
deconstructivism, that style’s
characteristic shapes often
fail to contrast the form of a
structure with the malleabil-
ity of a material. Frank Geh-
ry’s Walt Disney Concert
Hall and Dancing House in-
sinuate motion and gesture,
but it is difficult to experi-
ence such works as spatial
organisms both supple and
rigid all at once. After the
figure 2. Four of the more than one
thousand abstract architectural forms in construction of the Disney
François Blanciak’s architectural treatise Concert Hall, nearby resi-
Siteless, which offers “an open-ended dents complained about the
compendium of visual ideas for the
hot, blinding reflections that
architectural imagination to draw from.”
issued from the building’s
polished stainless steel surface. Perhaps this result came about not
because Gehry had failed to take the surrounding neighborhood into
account (as he is often criticized for doing) but because he had failed
to consider the building as an ontograph of sun, cushion, and steel.
Ontography [ 47 ]
e xploded vie ws
Meanwhile is a powerful ontographical tool. The unit is both a system
and a set. Under normal conditions, its state remains jumbled, incon-
spicuous, unseen in its withdrawal. In its most raw form, the Latour
litany offers an account of a segment of being. It’s an account in the
literal sense of the word, like a ledger keeps the financial books. The
practice of ontography—and it is a practice, not merely a theory—
describes the many processes of accounting for the various units that
strew themselves throughout the universe. To create an ontograph in-
volves cataloging things, but also drawing attention to the couplings
of and chasms between them. The tire and chassis, the ice milk and
cup, the buckshot and soil: things like these exist not just for us but
Ontography [ 51 ]
also for themselves and for one another, in ways that might surprise
and dismay us. Such is the ontographical project, to draw attention
to the countless things that litter our world unseen. As Harman puts
it in his application of the term, ontography is “a name . . . for the
exercise of describing and classifying pairings” of objects.34 Harman’s
use is different from mine (he uses “ontography” to describe the rela-
tions between what he calls real and sensual qualities of objects), but
the spirit is the same: “Rather than a geography dealing with stock
natural characters such as forests and lakes, ontography maps the
basic landmarks and fault lines in the universe of objects.”35
We can analogize the spirit of ontography with a technique in
graphic and information design, the exploded view diagram. Such
drawings are commonly found today in parts manuals, assembly
instructions, technical books, posters, and other diagrams meant to
“show the mating relationships of parts, subassemblies, and higher
assemblies.”36 But the technique dates back to the Renaissance, as
even a cursory review of Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks reveals.
The exploded-view drawing is meant to clarify some complex
physical system for the benefit of a human constructor, operator,
or designer (Figure 3). But in common practice, an exploded-view
drawing offers just as much intrigue as it does use value: for example,
when viewing a car parts manual, someone with no knowledge of
Attempt 3: Made bear; bear killed bee. Laid down bear trap,
ran away. Bear didn’t chase. Ran back over. Caught self in
bear trap. Mauled by bear. Level failed.
Attempt 6: Made exterminator. Exterminator fumigated bee.
Did not grab first flower. Approached piranha lake. Made fish-
Ontography [ 55 ]
ing boat. Dropped big boat into lake. Boat must have crushed
flower. Level failed.
Attempt 10: Made gun. Tried to shoot bee dead. Bullet rico-
cheted and destroyed first flower. Level failed.
Attempt 12: Made hot air balloon. Put Maxwell in it. Flew
over piranha lake. Made gun. Shot at fish. Gun destroyed hot
air balloon instead. Fell into lake. Jumped out of lake. Made
corpse. Threw it into lake to draw fish away. Made gun to shoot
fish while it ate corpse. Shots didn’t hit. Made new corpse and
tried with sniper rifle. Didn’t work. Dove in and just grabbed
flower. Success. Bee was gone. Put lake flower in basket. Put
bee flower in basket. Made helicopter to get to high ridge for
final flower. Was afraid to land helicopter on ledge, out of fear
of destroying flower. Tried to jump out of helicopter. Fell into
piranha lake. Died. Level failed.
Attempt 13: Made gun. Shot bee dead. Got first flower. Made
two corpses. Tossed them into piranha lake for distraction.
Dove and recovered second flower. Made truck and dumped
it into lake. Did same with a boat. Tried climbing over those
vehicles to get to ledge and final flower. Vehicles shifted; Max-
well thrown into ridge wall. Died. Level failed.
Attempt 16. Made gun. Shot bee dead. Made hot air balloon.
Flew to ridge. Got out, grabbed flower. Got back in balloon.
Safely put cliff flower in basket. Put bee flower in basket.
Threw corpses into piranha lake to distract fish. Dove in and
grabbed lake flower. Jumped out. Put lake flower in basket.
Starite found! Success! 40
what ’s in a word?
A Latour litany reveals a few unfamiliar corners of being’s infinity
through naming. Scribblenauts reveals objects’ relations by inspiring
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are two different words that share the same orthography yet have dif-
ferent meanings. For example, “bark” (the sound a dog makes) and
“bark” (the surface of a tree) are homographs. Homographs are help-
ful lenses for tiny ontology, which maintains that being multiplies
and expands. Bark the name for a dog’s sound and bark the name for
a woody surface are different units (remember, we’re talking about
the signifiers as much as the signifieds). Yet bark is another thing
entirely, a sign that can mean several things to an English speaker,
among them the sound of a dog and the covering of a tree. (For that
matter, bark is also an instance of that sign, which appears in the
present sentence.)
Moves far more interesting than “Turkey in a Purse” are possible
in the game, thanks to the mereological possibility space afforded by
homography. As the game’s title suggests, a Fork could be in a Pickle,
but a Bank Robber could as well. For that matter, a Movie could be
in a Pickle (when “Movie” is as a metonym for its production), and
yet a Pickle could be in a Movie (when “Pickle” is a prop). So could a
Bank Robber. Indeed, a Pickle could be in a Bank Robber in a Pickle
in a Movie in a Pickle.
[ 58 ] Ontography
For the ontographer, Aristotle was wrong: nature does not operate
in the shortest way possible but in a multitude of locally streamlined
yet globally inefficient ways.41 Indeed, an obsession with simple ex-
planations ought to bother the metaphysician. Instead of worship-
ping simplicity, OOO embraces messiness. We must not confuse the
values of the design of objects for human use, such as doors, toasters,
and computers, with the nature of the world itself. An ontograph is
a crowd, not a cellular automaton that might describe its emergent
operation. An ontograph is a landfill, not a Japanese garden. It shows
how much rather than how little exists simultaneously, suspended in
the dense meanwhile of being:
On August 10, 1973, at a boathouse in Southwest Houston, the
shovel of a police forensics investigator struck the femur of one of
seventeen corpses excavated that week, victims of serial killer Dean
Corll.
Meanwhile, 235 nautical miles above the earth’s surface, a radio
wave began its course from Skylab to a parabolic radar dish antenna
aboard United States Naval Ship Vanguard.
Meanwhile, at Royals Stadium in Kansas City, Lou Piniella’s cleat
met home plate, kicking up dust as it scored what would become the
team’s winning run against the Baltimore Orioles.
And meanwhile, at the Trail’s End Restaurant in Kanab, Utah, a
bowl snuggled a half cantaloupe, and butter seeped into the caramel-
ized surface of a pancake (Plate 4).
[ 140 ] Notes
2. ontogr aphy
1. I am indebted to Graham Harman for pointing out this reference,
from which we have both benefited in different ways.
2. Harman, “Ontography.”
3. Kitschener, World View of Contemporary Physics, 76.
4. Lynch, “Ontography,” 9.
5. Schulten, Geographical Imagination in America, 75.
6. Ibid., 105–6.
7. For example, in the 1970s Caterpillar made use of a controlled Eng-
lish known as Caterpillar Technical English for technical authoring and
international documentation. See Kamprath, Adolphson, Mitamura, and
Nyberg, “Controlled Language for Multilingual Document Production.”
8. Kuhn, “How to Evaluate Controlled Natural Languages.” See also
http://attempto.ifi.uzh.ch/site/docs/ontograph/.
9. For an example of IKEA assembly instructions, see http://semitough.
files.wordpress.com/2008/03/ikea_instructions.jpg. For a different but re-
lated example, see Mike Sacks and Julian Sancton’s hilarious send-up of
IKEA instructions on page 62 of the June 2006 issue of Esquire, http://www.
doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/ikea-instructions.jpg.
10. Meillassoux, After Finitude, 7, 26–29, 63.
11. Latour, Pasteurization of France, 199.
12. Harman, Guerrilla Metaphysics, 3.
13. Latour, Pasteurization of France, 194.
14. Ibid., 192, 196, 198.
15. Harman, Guerrilla Metaphysics, 1.
16. Harman, Prince of Networks, 58.
17. Harman, Guerrilla Metaphysics, 3.
18. Harman, Prince of Networks, 102.
19. Spufford, Chatto Book of Cabbages and Kings, 1.
20. Ibid., 2.
Notes [ 141 ]
21. Ibid., 7.
22. Barthes, Roland Barthes, 116–17.
23. Homer, Iliad, 2.494–759.
24. Melville, Moby-Dick, 294.
25. Another, similar ad appeared in 1986. The “Coke Is It!” campaign
itself began in 1982. The two ads can be found at http://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=bR7Wj9qnwaM and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zFPc
WsmH1g, respectively.
26. See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdB7GDZY3Pk. Carl Wil-
lat’s website is http://www.carlsfinefilms.com. Lyrics are copyright 2009 by
Carl Willat.
27. Blanciak, Siteless, 4–5.
28. Lynch, “Ontography,” 7.
29. Shore’s photographic selectiveness was partly constrained by the
high cost of 8x10 plates.
30. Prints can be found in Lange, Fried, and Sternfeld, Stephen Shore,
10, 82. The first two examples were earlier images captured with a smaller
Rollei instead of the larger view cameras discussed above.
31. Cotter, “A World unto Itself.”
32. Ibid., 11.
33. Ibid., 87.
34. Harman, Quadruple Object, 124.
35. Ibid., 125.
36. Walton, Technical Data Requirements, 170.
37. For more on the tight coupling of skin and mechanics, see Bogost,
Persuasive Games, 40–51.
38. Good, “All 22,802 Words in Scribblenauts.”
39. A complete list of merits can be found at http://www.scribblenauts
guide.com/page/Scribblenauts+Merits.
40. Totilo, “16 Attempts at Scribblenauts.”
41. Aristotle, Physics, book 5.
3. me taphorism
1. Latour, Pasteurization of France, 215.
2. Nagel, “What Is It Like to Be a Bat?” 435–50. The question was origi-
nally posed by the physicalist critic Timothy Sprigge, although Nagel made
it famous.
3. Indeed, the molecular process by which the sensation of sweetness
occurs remains somewhat mysterious, and a subject of considerable inquiry
in contemporary organic chemistry.
[ 142 ] Notes
plate 1. (a) Stephen Shore, New York City, 1972; (b) Stephen Shore, Rolla,
Missouri, 1972; (c) Stephen Shore, Room 28 Holiday Inn, Medicine Hat,
Alberta, 1974. Courtesy of the artist and 303 Gallery, New York.
plate 2. Stephen Shore, Beverly Boulevard and La Brea Avenue, 1975.
Courtesy of the artist and 303 Gallery, New York.
plate 3. Stephen Shore, Perrine, Florida, November 11, 1977.
Courtesy of the artist and 303 Gallery, New York.
plate 4. Stephen Shore, Trail’s End Restaurant, Kanab, Utah, August 10, 1973.
Courtesy of the artist and 303 Gallery, New York.
plate 5. As the Foveon sensor’s light sensitivity is amplified, the images it records
exhibit color shifts. Taking the ISO 100 image at top right as a baseline, by ISO 400
red shifts toward yellow, and green both shifts toward cyan and desaturates slightly.
At ISO 800, red shifts even farther toward yellow, and green desaturates almost entirely.
plate 6. A Bayer sensor (top) interprets colors by combining results from
an array of photocells that are sensitive to a single color (red, green, or blue).
In a Foveon sensor (bottom), the silicon is photosensitive to different wave-
lengths of light at different layers of the individual photocells.
plate 7. I Am TIA is a work of carpentry that
metaphorizes the experience of an Atari television
interface adapter (TIA). At top is the reference
image, a screen from Combat (1977). The black dot
shows the current position of the electron gun on
the television display, the darkened area above it
having already been traversed. At bottom are six
screens sampled from the output I Am TIA would
display just after this moment, its internal circuitry
choosing the topmost object’s color and adjusting
its signal accordingly.
plate 8. Two of many possible visual states of Tableau Machine,
a computational “alien presence” that characterizes a home’s
perception through abstract art. Reproduced courtesy of Adam Smith,
Mario Romero, Zach Pousman, and Michael Mateas.