On Alien Philosophy PDF
On Alien Philosophy PDF
On Alien Philosophy PDF
Scott Bakker
On Alien Philosophy
Abstract: Given a sufficiently convergent cognitive biology, we might
suppose that aliens would likely find themselves perplexed by many of
the same kinds of problems that inform our traditional and con-
temporary philosophical debates. In particular, we can presume that
‘humanoid’ aliens would be profoundly stumped by themselves, and
that they would possess a philosophical tradition organized around
‘hard problems’ falling out of their inability to square their scientific
self-understanding with their traditional and/or intuitive self-under-
standing. As speculative as any such consideration of ‘alien philos-
ophy’ must be, it provides a striking, and perhaps important, way to
recontextualize contemporary human debates regarding cognition and
consciousness.
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Email: richard.scott.bakker@gmail.com
And if so, what would their problems be? What kind of questions
would they ask? And what might this tell us about the biological basis
of philosophy as we know it?
Prima facie, at least, the prospect of answering questions like these
seems dim. As Kant notes in the epigraph, we have no way of
characterizing ourselves ‘among rational beings in general’ short of
actual contact with extraterrestrial intelligences. But thanks to science
— and to Darwin in particular — the problem is nowhere near so
‘absolutely insoluble’ for us as it must have appeared in the eighteenth
century. Unlike Kant, we now know enough cognitive biology to make
some educated guesses regarding rational beings other than ourselves.
Given the universality of evolutionary processes, ‘speculative xeno-
philosophy’ need not be mere science fiction.
What I want to show is how an intelligent alien species possessing a
sufficiently convergent cognitive biology — ‘Convergians’ — would
likely find themselves perplexed by many of the same kinds of prob-
lems that inform our traditional and contemporary philosophical
debates. Like us, they would have their own cognitive ‘crash spaces’,
discourses where their tools, though appearing to work, systematically
break down. In particular, I want to show why Convergians would be
profoundly stumped by themselves, why they would likely have their
own ‘hard problems’.
The point of this exercise, of course, isn’t so much to argue the
reality of Convergian philosophy as it is to argue the plausibility.
After some twenty-five centuries of explicit enquiry, we earthlings
still lack genuine theoretical knowledge of our experiential or
intentional nature. Millennia have passed and we cannot so much as
formulate our explananda, let alone explain things like meaning or
consciousness. Thus the attraction of alien philosophy. Any empiri-
cally plausible account of why aliens possessing an analogous
cognitive biology would find themselves in analogous cognitive straits
automatically doubles as an empirically plausible account of those
straits. Our enquiry into alien philosophy is at once an enquiry into
our own quite remarkable inability to comprehend ourselves.1
2 Literary science fiction, of course, is rife with exceptions to this rule. Many works, such
as Stanislaw Lem’s (2002) classic Solaris, or, more recently, Peter Watts’ (2006)
Blindsight, take the ‘unthinkable alien’ as their major foil and/or theme.
3 As Simon Conway Morris (2003) believes counter Gould’s (1989) account of evolu-
tionary contingency.
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2. Convergian Nature
It might seem innocuous enough defining philosophy in privative
terms as the attempt to cognize in conditions of information scarcity,
but it turns out to be crucial to our ability to make guesses regarding
potential alien analogues. This is because it transforms the question of
alien philosophy into a question of alien ignorance. If we can guess at
the kinds of ignorance a biological intelligence would suffer, then we
can guess at the kinds of questions it would ask, as well as the kinds of
answers that might occur to them. And this is not quite as difficult as
one might suppose.
The reason is evolution. Thanks to evolution, we know that alien
cognition would be bounded cognition, that it would consist of ‘good
enough’ capacities adapted to multifarious reproductive impediments
(Simon, 1957). Taking this ecological view of cognition, it turns out,
allows us to make a good number of educated guesses. (And recall,
plausibility is all that we’re aiming for here.)
So for instance, we can assume tight symmetries between the
sensory information accessed, the behavioural resources developed,
and the impediments overcome. If gamma rays made no difference to
their survival, they would not perceive them. Gamma rays, for
Convergians, would be unknown unknowns, at least pending the
development of alien science. The same can be said for evolution,
planetary physics — pretty much any instance of theoretical cognition
you can adduce. Evolution assures that cognitive expenditures, the
ability to intuit this or that, will always be bound in some manner to
some set of ancestral environments. Our sensitivities and our capacity
6 Given the importance the production of conscious ignorance plays in research contexts
(Otero and Ishiwa, 2014), philosophy certainly has an important positive role to play in
the quest for knowledge. Questions that are never asked, after all, never get answered.
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the same way driving into a city via two different routes changes our
view of downtown. But Aristotle, of course, had no decisive way of
fathoming the preposterous distances involved — nor did anyone,
until Galileo turned his Dutch Spyglass to the sky.7
Aristotle, in other words, was victimized not so much by poor
reasoning as by various perspectival illusions following from a neglect
structure we can presume our Convergians share. And this warrants
further guesses. Consider Aristotle’s claim that the heavens and the
earth comprise two distinct ontological orders. Of course purity and
circles rule the celestial, and of course grit and lines rule the terrestrial
— that is, given the evidence of the naked eye from the surface of the
earth. The further away something is, the less information observation
yields, the fewer distinctions we’re capable of making, the more
uniform and unitary it is bound to seem — which is to say, the less
earthly. An inability to map intuitive physical assumptions onto the
movements of the firmament, meanwhile, simply makes those move-
ments appear all the more exceptional. In terms of the information
available, it seems safe to suppose our Convergians would at least face
the temptation of Aristotle’s long-lived ontological distinction.
I say ‘temptation’, because certainly any number of caveats can be
raised here. Heliocentrism, for instance, is far more obvious in our
polar latitudes (where the earth’s rotation is as plain as the summer
sun in the sky), so there are observational variables that could have
drastically impacted the debate even in our own case. Who knows? If
it weren’t for the consistent failure of ancient heliocentric models to
make correct predictions (the models assumed circular orbits), things
could have gone differently in our own history. The problem of where
the earth resides in the whole might have been short-lived.
But it would have been a problem all the same, simply because the
motionlessness of the earth and the relative proximity of the heavens
would have been our (erroneous) default assumptions. Bound cog-
nition suggests our Convergians would find themselves in much the
same situation. Their world would feel motionless. Their heavens
would seem to consist of simpler stuff following different laws. Any
Convergian arguing heliocentrism would have to explain these
observations away, argue how they could be moving while standing
still, how the physics of the ground belongs to the physics of the sky.
7 Stellar parallax, on this planet at least, was not measured until 1838 by Friedrich Bessel.
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8 Klaus Fiedler has shown that a number of cognitive research paradigms can be
theoretically unified via ‘meta-cognitive myopia’, the ‘short-sighted and naïvely con-
fident reliance on, and accurate processing of, the information given’ (Fiedler, 2012, p.
4). Such reliance, of course, simply follows from the way heuristic cognition leverages
efficiencies at the expense of neglecting background invariances. Differentially
correlated cues are seized upon precisely because their generative context precludes
cognition (for whatever reason). As I hope to show, heuristic neglect is no mere
domain-specific by-product, but rather a ubiquitous feature of all biological intelligence.
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3. Convergian Souls
Given a convergent environmental and biological predicament, we can
suppose our Convergians would have at least flirted with something
resembling Aristotle’s dualism of heaven and earth. But as I hope to
show, the ecological approach pays even bigger theoretical dividends
when one considers what has to be the primary domain of human
philosophical speculation: ourselves.
With evolutionary convergence, we can presume our Convergians
would be eusocial (Wilson, 2012), displaying the same degree and
similar varieties of interdependence as us. This observation, as we
shall see, possesses some startling consequences. Cognitive science is
awash in ‘big questions’ (which is to say, philosophy), among them
the problem of ‘mind-reading’, our capacity to explain, predict, and
manipulate one another on the basis of behavioural data alone
(Zawidzki, 2008; 2009). How do humans regularly predict the output
of something so preposterously complicated as human brains on the
basis of so little information?
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9 The ignorance at stake here is merely a behaviourally expensive one to overcome, and
in no way essential, as a ‘mysterian’ such as McGinn (1993) might argue. The insolu-
bility pertaining to neglect turns on meta-ignorance, the inescapable fact of unknown
unknowns (or ‘unk-unks’ as engineers call them). The ‘cognitive closure’ here is con-
tingent, historical, unexceptional. There’s nothing in this account suggesting that any
domain irremediably lies beyond the purview of human knowledge. Perhaps this will
turn out to be the case, but I find a priori attempts to pace out the boundaries of science
too credulous to be credible. The penultimate limit of human cognition pretty clearly
remains an unknown unknown. Otherwise, the present account outlines a possible way
to solve the very conundrums McGinn claims insoluble using only natural concepts.
10 Or as Deidre Barrett (2010) calls them (adapting the term from Nikolaas Tinbergen,
1953) ‘supernormal stimuli’.
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11 Nothing bars combinations of heuristic and genuinely causal cognition, whether they
take the form of folk explanations combining physical and heuristic posits, or the more
sophisticated hybridizations one presently finds in cognitive science. After all, gerry-
mandering solutions with the information and capacities at hand seems to be a primary
function of deliberative cognition. There’s a much larger story to be told regarding the
relation of causal and heuristic cognition, of course. One of the distinctive features of
the present approach is that it uses causal cognition as the baseline against which to
understand heuristic cognition as opposed to normative cognition (which counts as
heuristic on the present account).
12 For scientifically informed critiques of introspective transparency in humans, see:
Schooler and Schreiber (2004), Pronin (2009), Carruthers (2011; 2009a,b; 2008), and
especially Schwitzgebel (2012; 2011a,b; 2008).
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13 Stanislas Dehaene states it as an informal ‘law’ for humans: ‘We constantly over-
estimate our awareness — even when we are aware of glaring gaps in our awareness’
(2014, p. 79).
14 See Mark, Marion and Hoffman (2010) for the results of computer simulations pitting
veridical against instrumental perception. In the cognitive neuroscience of human
metacognition, the segregated and specialized nature of metacognition is taken for
granted (Fleming and Dolan, 2012). Even the case for veridical visual perception is
under siege (Purves, Morgenstern and Wotjach, 2015).
15 The more findings cognitive psychology and cognitive neuroscience deliver, the more
startling our ignorance becomes. This is simply because we evolved to navigate one
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another and ourselves absent any of this ‘deep information’ (which is why we require
cognitive science in the first place). Since we evolved in ecologies that neglected that
information (because we are ‘shallow information consumers’), my fear is that the
provision of this information is likely to crash the effectiveness of many of our tools. A
good deal of my fiction is devoted to exploring different ‘crash scenarios’ (Bakker,
2015; 2009).
16 For a fascinating exegesis on the complication of memory from a unitary, veridical
faculty in Plato’s day to our present-day understanding of it as fractionate and con-
structive, see Bechtel (2008, pp. 51–61). The movement from simplistic models to more
sophisticated ones holds some deep lessons, I think. Why, for instance, should Plato
assume that memory is anything as simple as an ‘aviary’, rather than something more
complicated than he can possibly know? The present account offers a parsimonious
answer to this question in terms of metacognitive neglect and ‘sufficiency’.
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circular, ageless, repeating motion of the stars and planets to the linear
riot of his immediate surroundings, he concluded that the celestial and
the terrestrial comprised two distinct ontological orders governed by
different natural laws, a dichotomy that prevailed for the better part of
two thousand years. The moral is quite clear: where and how we find
ourselves within a system determines what kind of information we can
access regarding that system, including information pertaining to the
sufficiency of that information. Lacking instrumentation, Aristotle
simply found himself in a position where the ontological distinction
between heaven and earth appeared obvious. Unable to cognize the
limits imposed by his position within the observed systems, he had no
idea that he was simply cognizing one unified system from two
radically different perspectives, one too near, the other too far.
Trapped in a similar structural bind vis-á-vis themselves, our navel-
gazing Convergians are also likely to mistake properties pertaining to
neglect/ignorance with properties pertaining to what is the case,
distortions in signal for facts of being (Jaynes and Bretthorst, 2003).
You could say Convergians would be natural-born philosophical
dogmatists, more inclined to assume cognitive passivity (or ‘trans-
parency’) than otherwise — that ‘what you see is what you get’ absent
any genetic qualification.17 Far from indicating the fractionate,
specialized nature of their metacognitive and sociocognitive
capacities, the non-causal, low-dimensional nature of their posits
would strike them the same way the low-dimensionality of the
celestial struck Aristotle: as a property requiring explanation.
Distinguishing between the heuristic and the biomechanical, for
them, would likely amount to distinguishing between two very
different orders of reality. And they would be perplexed. Once again,
since posits possessing those properties belong to correlative cog-
nitive systems (heuristics turning on differentially reliable cues), the
provision of black box information could only scuttle their function.
They are, after all, adapted to solve absent such deep information. No
matter how hard Convergian philosophers tried, they would find them-
selves unable to square the apparent functions of their heuristic posits
(Convergian versions of our ‘reasons’, ‘choices’, ‘rules’, ‘truths’, and
so on) with the machinations of nature more generally. Correlative
‘functions’ would appear autonomous, as somehow operating outside
17 Is it too much to suggest they would have their own Convergian Kant, someone arguing
the manifold constructive nature of cognition?
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18 One might even imagine them inventing ways to pit systems against each other as a
means of discrediting either one or the other. For instance, one could see them using the
inability of causal cognition to solve problems that their heuristic capacities solve as an
argument against the applicability of causal cognition to the question of some capacity.
Since nothing can duplicate the function of capacity X, they would insist that only
capacity X can be applied to the question of capacity X. Of course, the inability of
causal cognition to duplicate any heuristic capacity is entirely unremarkable, and it does
nothing to change the fact that the only way to ‘get behind’ that capacity would have to
come via causal cognition. Using heuristic cognition to solve or ‘make explicit’
heuristic cognition, meanwhile, amounts to doubling down on an incapacity in the
attempt to overcome it, poking a stick at the sticks we poke at the world.
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would become their own scripture, in a sense, one that they write in
the act of reading.
All this is to say that intelligent aliens possessing a convergent
cognitive biology would likely have their own versions of our ‘hard
problems’ of consciousness and content. As we have seen, meta-
cognitive access to consciously broadcast information would be
geared to practical problem solving. Channels tapped to cue
attentional and executive metacognitive resources are adapted to prob-
lem ecologies wildly at odds with those belonging to philosophical
interrogation. Reusing these capacities to theoretically solve the
‘nature of consciousness’ is not so different from Aristotle using eyes
dedicated to the solution of terrestrial environments to solve the nature
of the celestial. What little is seen is confused with what is the case,
only in this instance the dimensions of information elided are quite
different than those lost in celestial observation with the naked eye.
Convergian deliberative theoretical metacognition — ‘philosophical
reflection’ — has only consciously broadcast information available.
Information regarding the theoretical sufficiency of any given broad-
cast is not available. Information regarding the proximal source of any
given broadcast is not available. Information regarding the proximal
functional context of any given broadcast is not available. When
deliberative metacognition yokes conscious broadcasting to solve for
conscious broadcasting — when Convergians reflect on the nature of
their experience — none of this information makes a difference in the
machinations that follow. Sufficiency is the default, meaning the
problem of the nature of conscious experience is assumed soluble
despite source and function neglect (in a sense because of source and
function neglect). Since the bulk of their cognitive resources are
dedicated to solving black box systems, they do what all Convergians
(and humans) do when confronted by causally inexplicable activity:
they posit heuristic efficacies that allow them to gerrymander different
solutions.19 But it strikes them more as limning nature than as
19 The idea that humans posit intrinsic efficacies to bootstrap understanding is the idea
animating Dennett’s ‘skyhooks’ (Dennett, 1995), Klaus Fiedler’s research into ‘pseudo-
contingencies’ (Fieldler, Kutzner and Vogel, 2013), and Andrew Cimpian’s research on
‘inherence heuristics’. As Cimpian and Saloman (2014, pp. 461–2) write: ‘we propose
that people often make sense of [environmental] regularities via a simple rule of thumb
— the inherence heuristic. This fast, intuitive heuristic leads people to explain many
observed patterns in terms of the inherent features of the things that instantiate these
patterns. For example, one might infer that girls wear pink because pink is a delicate,
inherently feminine color, or that orange juice is consumed for breakfast because its
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inherent qualities make it suitable for that time of day. As is the case with the output of
any heuristic, such inferences can be — and often are — mistaken. Many of the patterns
that currently structure our world are the products of complex chains of historical causes
rather than being simply a function of the inherent features of the entities involved. The
human mind, however, may be prone to ignore this possibility. If the present proposal is
correct, people often understand the regularities in their environments as inevitable
reflections of the true nature of the world rather than as end points of event chains
whose outcomes could have been different.’
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the capacity to see how little they see, and so assume sufficiency, that
they can see everything they need to see.20 Information regarding the
sufficiency of information does not come for free. Blind to the
specialized nature of their metacognitive and sociocognitive tools,
they would continually misapply them to problems those tools cannot
possibly solve. Precisely because they are a black box unto them-
selves, something requiring a highly technical, industrial enterprise to
biomechanically decipher, Convergians would think themselves
sufficiently transparent, beings soluble via the deliverances of
reflection alone, and, like us, dispute their alien nature across their
alien ages.
4. Back to Earth
Where the celestial turned out to be the terrestrial writ too large to be
cognized as terrestrial, the mental is the terrestrial writ too near to be
cognized as terrestrial. As strange as this story sounds, it needs to be
placed on the scales with the out-and-out strangeness of intentional
philosophy, our millennial inability to theoretically solve ourselves via
the idioms we use to practically solve ourselves. We’re accustomed to
lauding this or that champion of the philosophical tradition; only
rarely do we consider the manifest brilliance squandered, the genera-
tions of inquisitive souls huffing their shoulders to a wheel that
arguably has never moved.
Consider the modesty of our working assumptions. Convergians
would cope with the mechanical complexities of their environments
by exploiting correlations between the information readily available
(cues) and the systems requiring solution. Both Convergian social
cognition and metacognition are heuristic. Convergian social cog-
nition and metacognition possess a corresponding ‘neglect structure’.
In the same way Convergians are blind to gamma rays, they are blind
to the heuristic nature of social cognition and metacognition.
Repurposing these systems to solve theoretical problems is bound to
result in misapplications that cannot be recognized as such.
20 This can be seen as an extension of what Daniel Kahneman calls ‘WYSIATI’, or ‘What-
You-See-Is-All-There-Is’, in the more narrow context of his research: ‘An essential
design feature of the associative machine is that it represents only activated ideas.
Information that is not retrieved (even unconsciously) from memory might as well not
exist. [Our non-conscious cognitive system] excels at constructing the best possible
story that incorporates ideas currently activated, but it does not (cannot) allow for
information it does not have’ (Kahneman, 2012, p. 85).
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21 I take this to be a way to understand Klaus Fiedler and Peter Juslin’s ‘naïve intuitive
statistician’ (2006).
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