Amazon Guide, By: Semaster
Amazon Guide, By: Semaster
Amazon Guide, By: Semaster
Congratulations on purchasing the ultimate amazon guide! This guide contains all the knowledge you need to
successfully rape amazon and never be caught, and what you do with this knowledge, is entirely up to you.
This guide was written on years of experience and some of the information you will read was provided by an ex
amazon employee and his name will be provided next to it. Please be aware that I cannot save you from your
own foolishness so don’t whine if you didn’t follow the guide and then wonder why you got blacklisted. Read
The Whole Damn Guide Before You Put My Words Into Practice!
1. A little introduction to Amazon’s flagging system and how to not get linked.
2. Replacing, Double dipping, and Refunding your orders.
3. Cancelling investigations.
4. Working via Live Chat vs Phoning Amazon
5. Finding Drops
6. Using Amazon Gift Vouchers
7. Un-blacklisting your address
8. Extra Information, important
9. The absolute last card you can play with, the last thing you can do to get your money back after a ban.
10. Using VPN
11. Making a Stealth Account
Amazon’s flagging system.
Okay, so as some of you might have heard, amazon has a flagging system. There are three flags you can
receive, those will be automatically placed on your account by amazon’s fraud detection system. It’s a simple
system really; let me break it down for you.
1.If your account was not linked to any other account closed for whatever reason, had lots of legit orders and was
relatively old, the CIS team will send you an email notifying you that they’ve noticed a high amount of returns/refunds
on your account. Treat this as a warning; wipe the account clean and open a fresh one but make sure to open it from a
brand new IP. I recommend creating it from a different computer altogether due to the fact that it’s clear whether they
can actually see your MAC address or not. You can also spoof it but that is for you to research. For the less bright ones,
let me spoon feed you, child. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=mac+address+changer
2. If your account was found to be linked to any other account closed for abuse of policies, you will automatically be
blacklisted. What this means is that Amazon will close any account containing the information you have used on your
closed account. There are good news and there are bad news!
Good news: There are things you can do to outsmart amazon’s linking system. That being said, being blacklisted is a pain
in the arse and you will most likely need to order a new payment card. Call up your bank and report your card as lost or
broken and they should send you a brand new one. You will need to use a good VPN or order from a friends house, a
library or any other place that doesn’t use your banned IP address. As doe the shipping address, you will need to use a
typo. Simply misspell your address. For example, instead of 12 Bakery Street, put 12 Bake St. They will still deliver since
they go by the postcode. That being said, Amazon might still close your account because your billing address cannot be
misspelt or the order wont go through so there is a 50/50 chance that they will or they wont. I’d recommend that you
pay with amazon credit or a VCC instead of your actual card.
Replacing, Double Dipping and Refunding your order.
There is a lot of methods to replace, double dip and refund your items. I will only go over some of
those, but please try to make your own, unique excuses and those will grant you a higher success rate.
if you are a new account, then I would recommend to refund under 100 dollars. I am unsure whether this is true
or not but Darmasus (an ex amazon employee) said that If you call in to Amazon and get Philipinos you have
the BEST chance at success, they have a base out of Manyla and those guys give you refunds of up to 800
dollars. If you get someone in South America, they can refund up to 250 dollars, anything above that they need
the Supervisors account password to input into their system so they can go over that limit, of course the
supervisor will ask them why they are refunding so much and you have to give a really good background.
Double Dipping is simple. All you need to do is simply choose a replacement instead of a refund and
then apply another method. Double dipping really isn’t as difficult as people make it out to be. But
please be aware that it’s best to keep it under $500 when you DD. Triple Dip the item if you want a
challenge but be reasonable!
Drops
Look up your local housing agencies and see which houses are up for sale (unoccupied) you can also
go to shops and tell the shop keepers that your family member sent you a parcel and put the wrong
address on it (the shop's address) they should agree to accept the parcel for you. You can also have
the item delivered to your neighbours and once you see the tracking, call the carrier and reroute or
ask for an approximate time so you can stand outside and wait. Be creative! You can go on craigslist
and put up an ad asking for an address to which your parcels can be delivered for a fee, of course.
Cancelling investigations.
Not many people know this, but you can actually close investigations that are in progress. All
you have to do is call Amazon and tell them that you would like to close any investigations
going on, on your account. Act confused and say that you don’t want them to waste their time
since your problem was already solved and it turned out that your wife/husband was pranking
you and took the item out of the box while you were at work. Say that they didn’t realise you
would react so quickly and that you just don’t want to waste their time which could be spent
trying to help users who are actually in need.
Important! If there is a possibility of your account being linked, contact them again as soon as
you can and speak to another rep, just don’t mention ever speaking to them before and they
might not look at the notes and just instantly refund you :) Don’t let the investigation finish
because you WILL be banned and left in a difficult situation.
In theory, un-blacklisting your address shouldn’t be hard at all. Thing is… Amazon is one of those companies
that simply don’t give two fucks. Despite all that, it’s still worth trying so here it is:
Create a brand new account from a computer an an IP address that isn’t your own and order something using
an unused payment card or a $10 AGC and put the delivery address as the one which is blacklisted. Your
amazon account should get banned in no time so call them up and say that you’ve just moved in and tried to
make an order but it didn’t go through and you’re confused as to why that is. They will either un-blacklist your
address or tell you that there isn’t anything they can do. Be persistent and see where it gets you.
Extra Information
As I said, if you Live Chat Amazon, the reps can see what you are typing before you even send the
message so be careful.
-If you’re making a second attempt via the phone line, increase your chances by saying that a member
of staff has promised they would process a refund but you didn’t receive any email confirmations so
you’re worried.
Use tragedy to your advantage. Say things like ‘’Hello, I ordered an item and [your excuse] it was
supposed to be a birthday present for my great grand dad but unfortunately he passed away. I’m
completely and utterly devastated [mention how deeply it affected you] and today this happened…
amazon is adding one more problem which i have to deal with. I just wan this to be over’’
- Make yourself look like a legit customer by viewing lots of items before you purchase. Spending
time on the amazon website will decrease your chance of being investigated or placed on hold.
- Add add three or four small items to your order to decrease your chance of getting investigated
and increase your chance of success; it’s a must!
Using a VPN
Using a VPN or a Proxy can save you from getting linked but only if you use a premium VPN
service. Amazon detects and compares the Geographical Location in relation to your address.
If the IP you are using is from the same state or city as your shipping address, no flag will be
raised but it isn’t, a flag is raised and while it might not be enough to have your order
cancelled, it can lead to your account getting suspended or terminated later on.
The VPN market is rather huge and we now have a variety of VPN services to choose from. It
is important that you choose a VPN which does not keep logs; the best one i have used would
be either HotSpot Shield and CyberGhost.