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Disastrous Fight With Celebrity Cat Ruins Home.
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- Jake Anderson
Cat of longtime fame Garfield has had his home virtually destroyed Grammy Fallout
after his owner Jon brought home a new dog. We reported back in
December that Odie, Jon's old dog and Garfield's second best
Virtually every
friend, tragically passed away after being electrocuted because he
was licking the Christmas lights, thinking they were treats. After artist that didn’t
some silence from the family it was announced last week that Jon win a Grammy a
would be looking for a new dog, and it was confirmed on Saturday couple weeks ago
that he found a new dog named Snoopy via Jon's Instagram. has started rioting
Come Tuesday Jon's house was found trashed with broken outside their
windows, bits of furniture and other debris in his lawn. We had the headquarters in an
chance to interview Jon last night once things calmed down.
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"I thought they would get along just fine! I guess I could have seen
it coming because when I brought Snoopy home he just laughed at the artists think
Garfield for like 20 minutes, when he finally calmed down I asked they rightfully
him why he did that and he bloated himself up, I think he found it deserve. Nothing
funny how fat Garfield is. Garfield seemed fine with Snoopy aside has come of the
from when he scratched Snoopy's doghouse and wore Snoopy's riots yet.
cute Red Baron hat, but that's how Garfield shows love. On
Monday, Pooky went missing so I spent all day trying to find him
but I had to make lasagna for Garfield to cheer up his Monday, but
it just vanished out of the oven, and it wasn't Garfield since he only
got more mad at me. Then I get home today and I hear a ton of
ruckus happening and my house and lawn and destroyed. I run
inside to see Garfield taking cover behind a flipped table and
Snoopy is outside on top of his doghouse wearing his Red Baron
cap with the goggles down seemingly shooting at Garfield. I Jon Arbuckle’s
calmed them both down and apparently they got a little too excited home before the
and they were playing pretty hard before it concluded with me chaos on Tuesday
coming home. I'm not sure what they were doing but I think they
had fun, hopefully this is the start of another great friendship!”
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Bootsy Gets the Boot

By Ezequiel Bautista
Funkadelic musician Bootsy Collins had a tough weekend
following his three week disappearance. Bootsy was
reportedly out of the country touring remote villages
in Japan bringing the funk to the folk in need. In
this retreat from the mainstream eye it is reported
that Bootsy met with long time friend Jackie Burkhart,
a beautiful woman living large in Point Place,
Wisconsin. Upon returning abroad the two were caught
attending a show on Ridge Avenue. The show featuring
bands such as Kicked Off the Streets and Desert Island
Boys was forced to shut down after receiving way too
much attention. In turn Bootsy was kicked out of the
show for too much funk, leaving Jackie to revive the
party later in the night. We were able to catch up
with Bootsy on the way to his car leaving us with,
"It's a whole other ball game and I am glad that I fit
into that space where, whatever it is you want to do
and you are doing as long as you are happy with it,
then you know what the heck!" Surely a night to
remember for all involved.
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Sponges in San Francisco!

By: Dasiah Byrd
Here you see it, who would have ever thought that
Spongebob would make his way to San Francisco! We
spotted him with Raven Symone and it looked as if they
were a little too close for comfort. Could something be brewing with the
young tv star and the infamous sponge. The two have also been spotted
having ‘quality time’ on the San Francisco cable cars. We spoke with
Eddie and Chelsea, long time friends of Raven Symone, they simply said
Symone and Squarepants are just friends. That’s hard for us to believe
because of the recent post from Squarepants on Symone’s Instagram.
The caption read “there is something about her you probably can’t live
without her,” an infamous quote from R&B artist Wale. We know
something is going, on check back with us next
week, for more tea on this new clingy duo.
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Bringing Squeaky Back?

By Guillermo Vazquez
Over the weekend, we found Justin Timberlake having a good time with a
random girl at the mall. It wasn’t until we walked around him to realize that it
wasn’t just any girl, it was in fact Minnie Mouse. Minnie was standing next to
Justin awfully really close for it to be a friendship. Minnie probably can’t stop
the feeling of being next to Justin every time she’s near him. We reached out to
both Minnie and Justin for further comment, but no answer yet. We’ve also
reached out to Mickey Mouse, Minnie's husband, for his reaction to the
situation on hand. Due to how bad Mickey’s reaction was we aren’t able to
explain what he said, but it was along the lines of, Don’t expect me to put you
in another movie again, he then proceeded to freak out. Is this just a
coincidence, or is it just a ruse to generate publicity for the already massively
popular Disney franchise? Let us know what you think and we’ll see you next
week for further updates.
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