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Yoon-Suin Twenty Tea Houses

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Yoon-Suin

the Purple Land :


1. Best Tea 852: According to the latest issue of 7. The Teat: Pungent yak butter tea, you’ll smell it 14. The Wheel Which Squeaks: A favored buzz-hole
Kettlefiend’s Weekly Leaf Guide, it’s more accurately before you see it. Popular with ex-pats from the among rickshaw drivers, palanquin porters, and tour
the City’s 822nd Best Tea Parlor after a mysterious Mountains of the Moon. Staff customarily alternates guides that ply their trade to all the tourists. Some of
arson took a score of neighboring establishments out between insulting and praising customers when their the teas are guaranteed to keep one wakeful and
of the running. Squeaky, swiveling seats and sneaky, order is ready. alert.
sniveling staff.
8. Petal Shrine of Kazurrus: Tea is brewed inside of a 15. L’req: Exciting affairs of honor are settled nightly
2. Mossclad Moon: Purports to serve exclusively tea tame but ill-tempered and extremely uncomfortable among members of the well-to-do merchant class.
brewed from the leaves plucked gingerly from trees water weird according to the taboo-laden strictures Using highly trained giant ruby-throated
aged at least 1,004 years. They are then meticulously of a neighborhood religious sect. Self-serve. hummingbirds to fence dramatically in crystalline
palp-sorted and graded by a hive of obsessive- cages. The seconds solemnly sip and insure that no
9. Sí Rhum: A popular, albeit insinuative date
compulsive Chint-on. Try the spicy laphet rolls! untoward nectar-doping takes place.
destination. The tea here is rumored to freshen one’s
3. (Gesture for Silence): Private compartments are breath for a whole week. The sounds of incensed 16. Eight Reeds Red: Terribly formal tea service
ensorcelled hourly to insure a preternatural quiet. slaps to would-be suitors are quite common. provided by eight clockwork waiters. The poppy pod-
Popular with the hung-over and shadier citizens of tea is always the perfect temperature, but the dim
10. The Grotto of 10,002 Delights: Very posh and
the City, numerous contradictory signs outline the sum selection would make a Preta balk.
pricey, flooded knee deep with sparkling spring
complex gestures used to order.
water. It’s gauche to lift your own cup. Your tea is 17. The Aerie: Located in the cavities of a gargantuan
4. Dô’s: Dô is a retired Slug-Man Magician who never ceremoniously served on gilt-lily pads and one can skull that fell from atop a tall spire. Run by a lonely
forgets a name or a face. The Crab-Man slave who only drink it with the help of one of several very narcoleptic Peahen Kenku who writes ponderous
saved his life is always seated and soused at the far obliging and completely tongue-less Sirens. poetry about herself.
end of the bar. Patrons come here for the family
11. SLOQ: A pickled squid-man glares balefully from 18. Dragon Boat #329: A glorious silver sampan that
atmosphere and the Feathered Man rafter-shows.
within a large cloudy tank that is re-suspended lazily wanders the canals. Excellent and intoxicating
5. Leopard-Who-Laughs: This obnoxious franchise precariously from the ceiling every morning by an tea and views, but limited and season selection.
has several locations. All advertise heavily with overworked sentient spider. Octopus arm-wrestling
19. Slek-Z’nox’s Makihaus: Run by a very hospitable
annoyingly cloying butterflies. Their wing scales bear for a round on the house if you win.
clan of roach breeders, the tea here is exceptionally
the business name, address, coupons, daily specials,
12. Dmitri’s: Features strongly brewed samovar-self- weak and of poor quality, but the still-quivering
and usually a corny joke. Some City-blocks are
service Teas from far off Voivodja. The exotic taste is water bug sashimi is to die for. You get to pick your
blanketed with their fragile and colorful bodies.
catching on with locals. No mirrors allowed. own directly from the tank!
6. Weeping Whelk: A not-too-discrete front for an
13. Unjinô: Luxuriate in clammy, muculent mists 20. Kata-ka-Rezal: Housed in a stunningly
amputee family of deep-diving, Dwarven pearl
while watching the wistfully beautiful, acrobatic stalacticous subterranean cavern beneath Jade
smugglers, it is said that they run a weekly raffle to
lovemaking that Slug-Men ecdysiasts are known for. Serpent Row, they’re the only game in town for
appease a Chu-srin, so always check the bottom of
Professional performers, private rooms. Best-in-class Shrieker-Tea and the oft desired but distinctly
your cup for a nacreous surprise.
bubble tea and sweet-tempered narghiles. difficult to remember flavor of the Obliviax Blend.

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